Real men!

[Cobblepot]

You telling me or asking, cause a real man commands his presence upon others.

I real man doesn't command he earns his respect.

 

[R0rschach]

Piss while standing upright.

4. Don't run in the rain
WTF? NO IDEA, WHY NOT?

Haven't you heard Rorshach, it will only get you wetter.

Real men don't care about rain and getting wet. LOL t:

According to numbers 1-19... yes.

True.

I real man doesn't command he earns his respect.

Bodyslam from the top ropes right there. t:

 

[Superman4ever]

I real man doesn't command he earns his respect.

And I'm the insecure one!

 

[R0rschach]

And I'm the insecure one!

LOL Spell Check police ^^^^

 

[Superman4ever]

LOL Spell Check police ^^^^

lol.

Real men don't insist they're men by making a ridiculous list, then call others insecure, and then say "I real man...". I just found that a little ironic!

 

[terry78]

I would say real men like sports, but there was this big ass biker type guy that used to work at my pc lab who says he hated sports because they were boring. I wasn't about to really challenge him on his manly nature.

 

[R0rschach]

I would say real men like sports, but there was this big ass biker type guy that used to work at my pc lab who says he hated sports because they were boring. I wasn't about to really challenge him on his manly nature.

BWHAHAHAHHA real men know exactly when not to say something they are thinking.

 

[Cobblepot]

lol.

Real men don't insist they're men by making a ridiculous list, then call others insecure, and then say "I real man...". I just found that a little ironic!

Real men don't whine and don't care about spelling.

 

[Darthphere]

Real men don't whine and don't care about spelling.

Real men know the difference between grammar and spelling.

 

[Cobblepot]

Sue me I'm dutch, english isn't my native tongue.

Real men are dutch!

 

[R0rschach]

COCK FIGHT!!!!!!!!!111111111111 t: t: t:

 

[Spider-Fan83]

I fit about 14 in a half out on the 18
so, what does that make me LOL

 

[R0rschach]

Sue me I'm dutch, english isn't my native tongue.

Real men are dutch!

I bet your English is better then their Dutch.

Ohh niet dan????? t:

 

[Cobblepot]

I fit about 14 in a half out on the 18
so, what does that make me LOL

A not so very REAL man.
You couldn't figure that out yourself?

 

[Cobblepot]

I bet your English is better then their Dutch.

Ohh niet dan????? t:

Zekers.

 

[Eggyman]

Real men don't need a list to tell them what they are.

 

[PLAS]

1. Don't Cry
2. Don't give a damn about fashion (but do not have long hair!)
3. Doesn't ever wear pink
4. Don't run in the rain
5. Don't wear sunglasses but squint their eyes
6. Have stuble
7. Don't wear tight jeans
8. Drink beer, but manage to keep their belly firm
9. Holds the door for a woman
10. Isn't that romantic
11. Forgets birthdays and never writes postcards.
12. Finish what they started
13. Can sometimes wear sunglasses, just not on a sunny day when they need to squint.
14. Have hair on their chests and aren't bald.
15. Don't care if the water is cold, they keep going on.
16. Can take a snake bite in the face.
17. Real men don't feel sorry about other men.
18. All woman love real men!

Agreed? Or got more to add?

most men who follow those rules, tend to get cheated on, and then have no idea why that could have happened

 

[Cobblepot]

Real men, move on and don't look back.

 

[Eggyman]

They would look back if she had a nice a$$.

 

[Cobblepot]

I ment metaphorically speaking....
Your a real egghead.

 

[PLAS]

Real men, move on and don't look back.

yet, they get cheated on

 

[Cobblepot]

There's plenty of fish in the sea. Real men know how to fish.

 

[PLAS]

There's plenty of fish in the sea. Real men know how to fish.

what's the point of catching a nice, big fish, if it slips away?

are real men conformists too?

 

[unstoppable]

if your gonna compare us to the marlboro man then nobody's a real man


EDIT: typo

 

[Eggyman]

Real men don't don't give a sh;t about being called names