sadly, this is the closest one i can find...
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Real Men can take a snake to the face...
Most accurate post in this *****.1. Real men have a Y chromosome.
2. Real men don't give a crap about other people's standards of masculinity.
And that's all.

Real men can spell 'beliefs'Real men dont' have a problem with other mens believes.
Real men can spell 'beliefs'
No, that's what dandy artists do.We just scribble and let you interpret it.
1. Real men have a Y chromosome.
2. Real men don't give a crap about other people's standards of masculinity.
And that's all.
Real men can spell 'beliefs'

DO I really have to explain it every time. I'm not from AMERICA! I do not speak ENGLISH, where I come from we speak DUTCH. It's an entirely different language.
Now lets see how many dutch words you know how to spell.
Real Men don't stop to ask for directions
Real Men don't write letters
Real Men don't need to read the instructions for building/constructing stuff
Real Men know instinctively how to tear down and rebuild an engine
Real Men always have grease under their fingernails
Real Men wear boots not shoes
Real Men own at least 1 leather coat or jacket.