Researchers: Japan will have no kids under age 15 by 3011

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http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_new...n-will-have-no-kids-under-age-15-by-3011?lite

 

[Thundercrack85]

I'd be impressed if there is still a country called Japan in 3011, and humans living in it.

The phrase "if current trends continue" is pretty useless when talking about the future. Do you think that in 1011, that they saw the Meiji Restoration coming? Or Fat Man and Little Boy? Probably not.

 

[Wolfwood]

Wait, that makes no sense. How can there not be one child? If we need more babies out there, then I volunteer to fly to Japan and have so many babies with their fine looking anime cafe maids. I will save Japan at the cost of my penis. We need their quirky weird **** to make life more hilarious.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Impossibruuuuuuu!!!

 

[Harls]

How does an entire country stop having babies? That's ridiculous.

 

[terry78]

How does an entire country stop having babies? That's ridiculous.

I think you know the answer.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

That's okay. I'm pretty sure I'll be dead by then anyway.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Impossibruuuuuuu!!!

Wins the thread!!!

 

[The Question]

Yeah, this is bad everything.

 

[Hotwire]

How do you get the funding for this sort of thing?

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Impossibruuuuuuu!!!

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Isn't this the country that made a 500 person porno? Yeah, I'm pretty sure they'll be fine.

 

[Duke]

A lot of things can occur between now & that time frame & who knows if the world as we know it will still exist.

 

[terry78]

By 3011 they're gonna have bullet trains and vending machines for every single thing you could possib.....never mind.

 

[Thundercrack85]

By 3011, we'll all be dead, and Japan will probably be populated by 60 foot tall robots.

 

[The Question]

By 3011, we'll all be dead, and Japan will probably be populated by 60 foot tall robots.

Quip 1: The world would be a better place if that was the prediction made in every scenario.

Quip 2: But what if we are the 60 foot tall robots?

 

[chamber-music]

This is what happens when you pixelate your porn

 

[Steyin]

 

[Pink Ranger]

Isn't this the country that made a 500 person porno? Yeah, I'm pretty sure they'll be fine.

By 3011, we'll all be dead, and Japan will probably be populated by 60 foot tall robots.

The solution is clear: a porno featuring 500 60-foot tall robots, just like doin' it for 12 hours.

 

[Wolfwood]

The sparks would be seen all the way in New York, it will surely be a beautiful sight.

 

[chaseter]

Researchers: we have nothing better to do than predict stupid **** like this.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Researchers: we have nothing better to do than predict stupid **** like this.

The researchers are doing this so they can get a government grant to go over to Japan and help the girls there "repopulate" before it's too late.

 

[John Locke]

The researchers are doing this so they can get a government grant to go over to Japan and help the girls there "repopulate" before it's too late.

Well it is easier than going on a date and convincing a girl to "repopulate."

 

[Spidey-Bat]

This is pretty damn stupid. Do they really think people are going to stop ****ing?

 

[Thundercrack85]

Am I the only one who finds the very idea of seriously trying to predict what will happen in a thousand years from now silly? Do any of these researchers appreciate how much the world has changed in a thousand years?