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I'm sorry no one here cares about your movie, but don't take it out on me.

Nobody asked you to waste months of your life promoting a turd that none of us will be convinced to sign on to.

It's not my fault you failed.
 
I'm sorry no one here cares about your movie, but don't take it out on me.

Speak for yourself, kiddo. And don't attack me just because you don't like the movie.

Nobody asked you to waste months of your life promoting a turd that none of us will be convinced to sign on to.

Nobody asked you to waste months of your life whining about a movie. And "none of us"? Again, speak for yourself, not everyone else.

It's not my fault you failed.

I failed at what? You post about a movie every day which you say you have no interest in.
 
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You have made it abundantly clear that you live completely out of touch with reality... but it's no longer "speaking for myself" when reviews are coming out that **** all over your god's film and even official Eisner groups skirt around mentioning it to the best of their ability.

People hate your film. Not just me. Nearly everyone who has witnessed anything relating to it has pointed out that it's an embarassment to Eisner's name and that it looks ******ed.

You are alone.


Well... you and Rogue Trooper. And Mrs. Miller.
 
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You have made it abundantly clear that you live completely out of touch with reality... but it's no longer "speaking for myself" when reviews are coming out that **** all over your god's film and even official Eisner groups skirt around mentioning it to the best of their ability.

People hate your film. Not just me. Nearly everyone who has witnessed anything relating to it has pointed out that it's an embarassment to Eisner's name and that it looks ******ed.

You and other's might hate it. Me and others like it.

You are alone.

Not at all. Again, don't attack me just because you don't like the movie.
 
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You have made it abundantly clear that you live completely out of touch with reality... but it's no longer "speaking for myself" when reviews are coming out that **** all over your god's film and even official Eisner groups skirt around mentioning it to the best of their ability.

People hate your film. Not just me. Nearly everyone who has witnessed anything relating to it has pointed out that it's an embarassment to Eisner's name and that it looks ******ed.

You are alone.


Well... you and Rogue Trooper. And Mrs. Miller.


I think you need to expand your views beyond SuperHero Hype.:cwink:
 
I will admit. I find it endearing that you still believe in Christmas miracles.

On December 25th, Miller's movie won't be completely ******ed, Santa will bring toys to all the good boys and girls, orphans everywhere will all find homes, and Bob Cratchett won't have to work.

It does sound appealing.
 
I think you need to expand your views beyond SuperHero Hype.:cwink:


I have. To willeisner.com which doesn't support the film... to latinoreview who just tore the film to shreds... to AICN who are blowing holes through the film... to the theaters I've been in where people say the trailers sound idiotic, but look nice... to people I talk to at conventions, who all think Miller has lost his mind... to the reviews that came from the post screening at SDCC where the fans were unapologetically harsh in their reaction... to Diamond's purchase lists, which point out that Miller's Spirit related crap isn't getting ordered...

What do you got...?
 
I have. To willeisner.com which doesn't support the film... to latinoreview who just tore the film to shreds... to AICN who are blowing holes through the film... to the theaters I've been in where people say the trailers sound idiotic, but look nice... to people I talk to at conventions, who all think Miller has lost his mind... to the reviews that came from the post screening at SDCC where the fans were unapologetically harsh in their reaction... to Diamond's purchase lists, which point out that Miller's Spirit related crap isn't getting ordered...

What do you got...?

I've gone to willeisner.com myself and there are actually quite a few people there who have complemented the film's visuals and are willing to give the film the benefit of the doubt. There are also alot of positive thoughts at comicbookresources.com, imdb, youtube, and I have heard people at the theaters muttering that since it is the same guy who did Sin City and 300 it might be worth checking out. There.
 
From HOLLYWOOD REPORTER:

Bottom Line: The Frank Miller Experience goes terribly awry.

"The Spirit," graphic artist Frank Miller's first solo effort as a director after sharing credit with Robert Rodriguez on 2005's adaptation of his own "Sin City," has a single redeeming feature. It illustrates the limitations of the comic-book aesthetic on the big screen.

If we didn't realize this before, it's now clear: Movies must obey the immutable laws of cinema and cannot unfold like so many moving panels. For all its bold digital drawings, a comic-book movie must observe the narrative rhythms, scene construction, character development and dialogue delivery that cinema has honed for more than a century.

"Spirit" does none of this, and it is truly a mess. Fans of "Sin City" and "300" will populate theaters for the film's opening, but boxoffice will fall quickly. The film's campiness might then pull in a different sort of aficionados -- those who celebrate films such as "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" for their silly acting and overripe dialogue.

The film derives from a pioneering American comic-book series by Will Eisner, who introduced "Spirit" in 1940. The book somewhat anticipated the noir movies and pulp fiction of the postwar era as it traffics in obsessed crime-fighters, vicious villains and hard-as-diamond dames who move through the nightscape of an urban hell.

The Spirit is one of the first masked heroes, a murdered cop who mysteriously returns from the dead decked out in a suit, red tie and fedora. His opponent is a maniacal criminal aptly named the Octopus.

The film's look is not as monochromatic as "Sin City," but everything is dark and moody as daylight seldom shoots through Miller's artful frames. The graphic design trumps all story and character decisions, though. Miller has storyboarded the film, but he hasn't really written it.

Scenes begin seemingly at random and end abruptly. Actors play characters at full bore. Dialogue has the crude energy of '30s Hollywood melodramas but rarely any wit or engaging subtext. All emotions are forced, and relationships get explored half-heartedly.

Gabriel Macht is sturdy but dull as the restless Spirit. Samuel L. Jackson chews the graphic scenery as Octopus, while Scarlett Johansson seems to get lost in that same scenery as his weirdly docile sidekick Silken Floss. Eva Mendes plays jewel thief Sand Saref as a one-note temptress, while Paz Vega as a French assassin and Jaime King as an underwater nymph go for the same effect. How many vamps can a movie contain?

Sarah Paulson comes as close as any to an actual character, playing a doctor who lovingly patches up the fast-healing Spirit. Dan Lauria's hard-boiled police chief and Stana Katic's amped rookie cop never shake free from being cliches. Louis Lombardi appears multiple times as cloned Octopus henchmen.

One thing about "The Spirit" is that it's never dull. Then again, the same can be said of Chinese water torture.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/film-reviews/film-review-the-spirit-1003923969.story
 
From VARIETY:

A slain cop is resurrected as a masked crime-fighter in "The Spirit," but Frank Miller's solo writing-directing debut plunges into a watery grave early on and spends roughly the next 100 minutes gasping for air. Pushing well past the point of self-parody, Miller has done Will Eisner's pioneering comicstrip no favors by drenching it in the same self-consciously neo-noir monochrome put to much more compelling use in "Sin City." Graphic-novel geeks will be enticed by the promise of sleek babes and equally eye-popping f/x, but general audiences will probably pass on this visually arresting but wholly disposable Miller-lite exercise.

If this summer's "The Dark Knight" raised the bar for seriousness, ambition and dramatic realism in the comicbook-based superhero genre, "The Spirit" reps its antithesis: Relentlessly cartoonish and campy, it's a work of pure digital artifice, feverishly committed to its own beautiful, hollow universe to the exclusion of any real narrative interest or engagement with its characters.

As such, it's not clear exactly who the pic's intended audience is. Devotees of Eisner's original creation, who first popped up in Sunday newspapers around 1940, won't warm to this ultra-stylized update, and fans of "Sin City" (which Miller adapted from his own comicbook series and co-helmed with Robert Rodriguez) will find it pretty weak sauce -- a soft-boiled PG-13 trifle to whet their appetites for "Sin City 2" in 2010.

Initially, Miller's screenplay seems to break with formula by dispensing with the origin story of its eponymous hero. As the pic opens, ex-cop Denny Colt (Gabriel Macht) has already been transformed via mysterious means into a vigilante with almost as many lives as the stray cats strewn throughout the pic. With his dark fedora, cape and eyemask, boldly accentuated by a blood-red necktie, the Spirit cuts an imposing figure on this black-and-white canvas; predictably, he's something of a ladies' man, but, as he discloses in voiceover, his one true love is the city whose mean streets offer him no shortage of opportunities to mete out justice.

Pic rapidly introduces the Spirit's flamboyant archnemesis, the Octopus (Samuel L. Jackson), who seems just as immune to bodily injury as the Spirit is; voluptuous gold-digger Sand Saref (Eva Mendes), with whom the Spirit shares a troubled, sepia-toned history; pugnacious police commissioner Dolan (Dan Lauria) and his daughter, Ellen (Sarah Paulson), a doctor who has long carried a torch for the masked crusader.

The question of how Colt acquired his powers is meant to propel the story forward, but an air of inconsequence sets in almost immediately with the first mano-a-mano clash between the Spirit and the Octopus, neither of whom seems capable of destroying the other. Barely 15 minutes in, the sense of anticlimactic overkill is palpable.

There's a lot going on here, but none of it sticks -- not the shopworn plotting nor the arch, stilted dialogue. The actors often seem to be delivering their lines in ironic quote marks, suggesting a straight-faced sendup of noir and comicbook conventions that, whatever the intended effect, falls mostly flat.

The Spirit himself doesn't supply much of a rooting interest; Macht's role is colorless in more ways than one, and we see more of the actor's nicely sculpted torso than his face (most bigscreen heroes have the decency to take off their masks once in a while). Mendes and Lauria come off better, injecting their perfs with sizzle and bite, respectively.

Jaime King, so seductive in "Sin City," is required to act mostly in silhouette as a lethal lady-in-the-lake type (adding a dash of Arthurian legend to the pic's stew of Greek-mythology references), while Scarlett Johansson looks bored as the Octopus' icy sidekick, Silken Floss. This leaves the bellowing, trigger-happy Jackson to pick up the slack and chew the scenery -- or in this case, the green-screen -- gleefully donning wigs, face-paint and, at one point, Nazi garb to drive home the fact that, yup, he's one weird, bad dude.

Visually and viscerally, "The Spirit" is less extreme and intense than "Sin City," and d.p. Bill Pope periodically allows some warmth and color to bleed into his stark palette. There's no denying the fastidiousness and occasional virtuosity of the overall design, or the lustrous texture of the widescreen images. But all this incessant monochrome has its perils, too: When a man falls to the ground, his body covered with white bloodstains, it's unclear whether he's been felled by bullets or by incontinent birds.

http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117939232.html?categoryid=31&cs=1
 
*sits down and eats popcorn*
You need this, my girl:

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Frank Miller said "I actually got called up by former Batman writers telling me I had 'ruined their character.'"

Man, the guy managed to ruin SPAWN. How low can he get?
 
Lotsa crazy people in this world, probably yes, some. Has anyone checked the Tomatometer, BTW?

Rotten Tomatoes only has the Variety review in so far so No Concensus..

wait, this just in...

Scarlett Johanssen still hot!

That was positive, right?
 
Rotten Tomatoes only has the Variety review in so far so No Concensus..

wait, this just in...

Scarlett Johanssen still hot!

That was positive, right?

There's tons of better movies with hot girls (and boys) to pick, why go for that Miller Litter?
 

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