Riddle me this...

[Strange]

What did one turkey say to the other turkey on Thanksgiving day?

I hope you're ready to get a good stuffin.

 

[Daisy]

Gobble?

Nope.

"I'm stuffed."




A rich man was sitting in his room reading when he was called away. When he left, he left his book and a $100 bill on the table next to the chair. When he returned, the $100 bill was gone.

The only two people in the house while he was gone were the butler and the maid, so he called them to the room and asked them if they'd seen the $100.

They both said they had seen it. The maid said she'd put it under the book. The butler said he'd put it in the book between pages 33 and 34.

The man picked up but book and the bill wasn't underneath it. He then looked in the book, but there was no bill.

He knew, however, that one of them was lying and had taken the $100. Which one was it, and how did he know?

 

[Fledermaus]

The butler. Pages 33 and 34 were the front and back of the same page.

 

[Darren Daring]

Fledermaus is dreamy.

 

[Daisy]

The butler. Pages 33 and 34 were the front and back of the same page.

Ja, dat ess correct!

 

[Fledermaus]

Fledermaus is dreamy.

Thanks.

Am I supposed to give a riddle? Cause I don't know any that aren't above a third-grade level.

 

[Catman]

Someone, however, went ahead and demodded me before the conversation with me took place.

IT WAS THE EVIL DEW!!!

So I came in Monday afternoon to find a message letting me know that my services were no longer needed.

You are the mod-version of Richard Donner.

 

[Catman]

Riddle me this

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

IT WAS THE EVIL DEW!!!




You are the mod-version of Richard Donner.

I have no ability to mod or demod. Only Mirko can do that

 

[Catman]

I have no ability to mod or demod. Only Mirko can do that

If you say so.

 

[Kahoot]

Thanks.

Am I supposed to give a riddle? Cause I don't know any that aren't above a third-grade level.

They are the best kind

 

[Asteroid-Man]

haha, say it so I can get one right!

 

[Fledermaus]

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

 

[Darren Daring]

the man wrote "Your exact weight"

 

[Fledermaus]

Way to go to riddles.com and get the answer.

 

[Darren Daring]

No, I heard that one before

 

[Fledermaus]

Oh. Well I went to riddles.com to find it.

 

[Darren Daring]

I've never been to riddles.com.

Until just now.

 

[Fledermaus]

When you get to riddles.com you tell 'em Fledermaus sent you!

 

[redmarvel]

What do you call a Boomerang that won't come back?

 

[November Rain]

a stick?

 

[redmarvel]

a stick?

November Rain, you are.... CORRECT!!

You get to provide the next riddle.

 

[LongDong]

Well since he/she won't, here is one I heard yesterday

What has four legs and flies?

 

[Halcohol]

A rhinoceros

 

[The Riddler]

yearly bump a bit late this time.

riddle me this: i have many rings, yet i have no jewelry. i don't have questions, yet i get answers. what am i?