January 2, 2007
Belt didn’t have a motel in it. I don’t think anyway, I didn’t drive through it but a sign listed it’s serviced and of the three of them, lodging was not one of them.
But before that I woke up for some of that sweet Super 8 free breakfast, anyone who has had this will know what I mean. There were a few too many people in the tiny little room designated for breakfast, so I just grabbed a cinnamon bun (about a third the size of a standard one) and went on my way. I was intending to get on the road before eight but then I started watching TV, the Prince of Egypt of all things.
But, by nine I was on the road, I stopped at a Target before leaving Great Falls…..I bought some toys. After that I was on the road to Yellowstone Park and Old Faithful. My GPS was telling me to go back onto I-15 but I really wanted to drive through belt, I don’t know why, probably because it’s a town called Belt.
I am actually really glad that I took the route I did, it was the most phenomenal drive I have ever taken in my life. I really don’t know how to describe it but it actually was breathtaking, I lose my breath a few times. If you are ever in Montana and looking for a hell of a drive then I suggest that you take Highway 89 south through the Lewis & Clark National Forrest.
Driving down that strip of highway took a lot of time out of my trip, but that’s the point isn’t it? I am doing this to see the nation and the beauties that it holds. The towns that I drove through showed me some of it.
Monarch and Neihart were tiny little mountain towns that one would swear time stopped there a long time ago. And they weren’t the only ones, every town on this route was like driving through a living picture of another era.
I kept on 89 south all the way until Livingston and as I said before the drive was phenomenal. The entire time the view was mountains and trees like I have never seen before and then all of a sudden all of that went away and I was in the middle of prairie. Mainly pastures by the look of it but once again really damn windy. Windier than yesterday for sure.
So, there was a short span on I-90 and I decided to turn off into Livingston for gas, that was a mistake. I recommend not doing that unless you really need gas. The off ramp and everything is straight forward it just takes about twenty minutes to get down the short road to the gas station. And to top it all off that particular gas station didn’t have any squeegees, not like they were gone, there was just no place for them.
Once I made it out of Livingston and back onto the highway, this time I just followed the GPS’s directions without double checking the map, that might have been an error. I would have preferred to stay on 89 but I wasn’t paying attention. I was headed over to a place called Bozeman, I was fine with it because earlier I checked and that was the nearest Wal-Mart.
So, I went to the Bozeman Wal-Mart, I didn’t get anything. Taking a sharp left out of their parking lot, I tipped over one of my Large Tupperware tubs of dog food, so now there’s a lot of dog food in my van and the dogs got an early dinner.
By this point I am driving down Highway 191 towards Yellowstone, the view is pretty good but nothing like the sights on 89. I saw a sign for one of those historical landmark turn offs, and decide to stop and read it, mainly just wanting to clean up the dog food. I get up to the sign and it is just two posts, I just kept driving. I may never know what piece of historical information I missed out on today. I guess I don’t really care.
There is a small mountain directly ahead of me as I drove into Yellowstone Park, there were clouds around its peak and it was another wondrous site. I have a pic somewhere.
I also learned a thing or two about music and driving today, if you are driving in the right place and listening to the right music it can be very inspiring. So, if you ever plan on driving through Yellowstone take along with you a copy of the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack. Also, coasting down a hill while listening to Comic Castaway by Electrasy has about the same effect.
So, I was driving down, what I now know was, the western edge of the park and admiring the beauty of it when I came to the town of West Yellowstone. I followed my directions to head towards Old Faithful and the Geysers only to find that the road further into Yellowstone is closed off to wheeled vehicles in the winter. I was a little dejected by this, I checked my map and it even says right on it that the road is closed in the winter. According to the map only two roads into the park are open in the winter, can you guess one of them? Yep, Highway 89.
I was a little choked about this so there was no way I was staying in West Yellowstone and giving that town any money (not like it’s their fault) so I checked my GPS for the nearest Wal-Mart and decided to stay there. The nearest one was in Rexburg Idaho.
Before leaving I wanted to go and get a picture of the sign that says Yellowstone for the hell of it so I went back into Wyoming. About ten feet in anyway. And there was a family of about 8 taking their pictures one by one, and taking their sweet ass time. I was going to get a shot of my dogs sitting in front of the sign, instead I got a picture of the back of this family and about half the sign, I didn’t want to waste any time.
I was off to Rexburg, though I did stop and clean up the dog food, well after I intended to. Nothing great happened, Idaho is lovely but after the drive down 89 it was not really comparable. Thought the roads in Idaho were much smoother. I drove along and at one point heading down a hill I put the van in neutral and just coasted for a while as Cosmic Castaway played on a CD.
By the time I got to Rexburg it was darkening and I was ready to stop driving, I really don’t like driving on the highway at night, especially in strange territory. So, I would head for the Wal-Mart and then find a motel.
I followed the GPS’s directions again and was growing a little concerned with where it was taking me, it seemed like a mostly residential area. Crossing one street there was a huge dip and a smoked the front of my van into the road, I was pissed off by this. There is no reason for a dip like that, I wasn’t even going that fast. Anyway, my GPS tells me that I have arrived at my destination but there is pretty much nothing anywhere, just a couple apartment buildings, definitely no Wal-Mart.
By this point I am really upset with Rexburg and I don’t want to spend any money there either. I check my GPS for a Target and it tells me to head to Idaho Falls. It was only thirty minutes away so I went for it. By now it was really damn dark so I had to get behind another car and basically follow them.
I found nothing at the Target and ended up checking in at another Super 8, this time with much better internet service. I got lazy and tired and ordered Pizza again, despite the stomach troubles I had from last night’s pizza. This time it was from Domino’s and I also got wings.
So I am typing this while watching Spider-man II on FX and plotting out my drive for tomorrow. I am currently thinking about driving straight from here to Reno, but that’s about nine and a half hours so I doubt I’ll be doing that.
I guess you will find out tomorrow.
As for right now, I am taking my pups for a quick walk then going to bed.