Samus vs. Master Chief: Who Wins?

[Johnny DC]

The sequels to arguably the two best platform games ever made come out within a week of each other in November. The main character's both rock, but who would win in a fight. And why?

 

[Imagination_13]

Samus and Master Chief would fight.

Fight some more.

Strip off their armor and make bebbies.

Take over the world with super bebbies.

WINNER:
Super bebbies and parents.

LOSER:
World

 

[블라스]

I don't think Master Chief would take off his helmet to make whoopie

 

[Imagination_13]

I don't think Master Chief would take off his helmet to make whoopie

The helmet isn't part of the armor!

 

[WhatsHisFace]

If MasterChief could attack from above, he'd win easily. Samus can't look up or down while moving.

 

[블라스]

The helmet isn't part of the armor!

Ok, so he's naked, but still has his HUGE helmet on.
That will only make his Love gun look even smaller than it really is.
Which would only cause Samus Aran to laugh and laugh, and go to the manly arms of Batman.

 

[Johnny DC]

If MasterChief could attack from above, he'd win easily. Samus can't look up or down while moving.

What?! Samus is all about aerial combat.

 

[Imagination_13]

Ok, so he's naked, but still has his HUGE helmet on.
That will only make his Love gun look even smaller than it really is.
Which would only cause Samus Aran to laugh and laugh, and go to the manly arms of Batman.

Batman has a small penis too. He needs prep-time with a penis pump.

 

[블라스]

Batman has a small penis too

I was only assuming.
How do YOU know?
Explain.

 

[Imagination_13]

I was only assuming.
How do YOU know?
Explain.

Duh, he tried to rape me. He failed though because it was too small. Thank God.

 

[블라스]

He tried to force his lil' Plasma Rifle up your choccy starfish and you STILL worship the man.
WHY?

 

[Imagination_13]

He tried to force his lil' Plasma Rifle up your choccy starfish and you STILL worship the man.
WHY?

Oh, I meant Batman tried to rape me. I added "too" in that other post for some reason.

 

[블라스]

It makes sense now.













Hmm no, it doesn't!

 

[Imagination_13]

It makes sense now.


Hmm no, it doesn't!

I'll just leave it at they make bebbies.

 

[블라스]

Yeah, let's.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

The Chief would.

 

[블라스]

Smashie, you love teh Chief and want to marry him

 

[Rodan]

Samus.

 

[블라스]

Rodan, go to the Halo thread.
You're welcome

 

[Sava]

Master Chief

 

[The Riddler]

of course samus would win.

this isn't even fair.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Smashie, you love teh Chief and want to marry him

So? You want to marry Godzilla.

 

[블라스]

So? You want to marry Godzilla.

I though that was common knowledge

 

[GothamsGuardian]

Samus would hand MC a GC controler and have him play Metroid Prime, causing him to fall into a deep sleep from boredom. After MC woke up though, he'd own her.

 

[Zenien]

With out a doubt, Samus would win, you just have to look at their respective abilties. Anything else (like Master Chief winning) is just Fanboy votes.

The only aspect that Master Chief is stronger in would be raw brute strength, but that's hardly likely to come into play.