Samus vs. Master Chief: Who Wins?

Discussion in 'Misc. and Multiplatform Games' started by Johnny DC, Oct 21, 2004.

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Who would win in a fight?

  1. Samas Aran

  2. Master Chief

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  1. Johnny DC

    Johnny DC Co-host of the Dynamic Duel podcast

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    The sequels to arguably the two best platform games ever made come out within a week of each other in November. The main character's both rock, but who would win in a fight. And why?
     
    #1 Johnny DC, Oct 21, 2004
  2. Imagination_13

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    Samus and Master Chief would fight.

    Fight some more.

    Strip off their armor and make bebbies.

    Take over the world with super bebbies.

    WINNER:
    Super bebbies and parents.

    LOSER:
    World
     
    #2 Imagination_13, Oct 21, 2004
  3. 블라스

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    I don't think Master Chief would take off his helmet to make whoopie :o
     
    #3 블라스, Oct 21, 2004
  4. Imagination_13

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    The helmet isn't part of the armor!
     
    #4 Imagination_13, Oct 21, 2004
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    If MasterChief could attack from above, he'd win easily. Samus can't look up or down while moving.
     
    #5 WhatsHisFace, Oct 21, 2004
  6. 블라스

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    Ok, so he's naked, but still has his HUGE helmet on.
    That will only make his Love gun look even smaller than it really is.
    Which would only cause Samus Aran to laugh and laugh, and go to the manly arms of Batman.
     
    #6 블라스, Oct 21, 2004
  7. Johnny DC

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    What?! Samus is all about aerial combat.
     
    #7 Johnny DC, Oct 21, 2004
  8. Imagination_13

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    Batman has a small penis too. He needs prep-time with a penis pump. :o
     
    #8 Imagination_13, Oct 21, 2004
  9. 블라스

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    I was only assuming.
    How do YOU know?
    Explain.
     
    #9 블라스, Oct 21, 2004
  10. Imagination_13

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    Duh, he tried to rape me. :confused: He failed though because it was too small. :o Thank God.
     
    #10 Imagination_13, Oct 21, 2004
  11. 블라스

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    He tried to force his lil' Plasma Rifle up your choccy starfish and you STILL worship the man.
    WHY?
     
    #11 블라스, Oct 21, 2004
  12. Imagination_13

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    Oh, I meant Batman tried to rape me. :o I added "too" in that other post for some reason. :confused:
     
    #12 Imagination_13, Oct 21, 2004
  13. 블라스

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    It makes sense now.













    Hmm no, it doesn't! :confused:
     
    #13 블라스, Oct 21, 2004
  14. Imagination_13

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    I'll just leave it at they make bebbies. :o
     
    #14 Imagination_13, Oct 21, 2004
  15. 블라스

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    Yeah, let's.
     
    #15 블라스, Oct 22, 2004
  16. Mr. Smash'n Bash

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    The Chief would.
     
    #16 Mr. Smash'n Bash, Oct 22, 2004
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    Smashie, you love teh Chief and want to marry him :o
     
    #17 블라스, Oct 22, 2004
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    Samus.
     
    #18 Rodan, Oct 22, 2004
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    Rodan, go to the Halo thread.
    You're welcome :o
     
    #19 블라스, Oct 22, 2004
  20. Sava

    Sava Dont cry, my dear

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    Master Chief
     
    #20 Sava, Oct 22, 2004
  21. The Riddler

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    of course samus would win.

    this isn't even fair.
     
    #21 The Riddler, Oct 22, 2004
  22. Mr. Smash'n Bash

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    So? You want to marry Godzilla.
     
    #22 Mr. Smash'n Bash, Oct 22, 2004
  23. 블라스

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    I though that was common knowledge :o
     
    #23 블라스, Oct 22, 2004
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    Samus would hand MC a GC controler and have him play Metroid Prime, causing him to fall into a deep sleep from boredom. After MC woke up though, he'd own her.
     
    #24 GothamsGuardian, Oct 22, 2004
  25. Zenien

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    With out a doubt, Samus would win, you just have to look at their respective abilties. Anything else (like Master Chief winning) is just Fanboy votes.

    The only aspect that Master Chief is stronger in would be raw brute strength, but that's hardly likely to come into play.
     
    #25 Zenien, Oct 22, 2004
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