Santa is no longer the richest fictional character

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061121/od_nm/life_richest_dc

 

[POWdER-man]

He would be but they declared him non-fictional....

 

[tzarinna]

He's still number one with me.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Who gives a crap what you think.

 

[Ben Urich]

What about the Monopoly guy?

 

[hippie_hunter]

I think Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark should be higher on the list. Stark Enterprises and Fantastic Four Inc. are acting just like Haliburton in the comics.

 

[Matt]

Forbes has officially jumped the shark.

 

[X-Chick]

I think Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark should be higher on the list. Stark Enterprises and Fantastic Four Inc. are acting just like Haliburton in the comics.

I always heard Bruce Wayne was like the 5th richest fictional person. And Lex was somewhere between 3-6. But Bruce blew a lot on techno crime-fighting **** and Lex did with all of his plans to conquer the world and all that jazz.

 

[SoulManX]

Doesn't anyone care about the Easter Bunny

 

[blind_fury]

I heard Santa is a communist.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I always heard Bruce Wayne was like the 5th richest fictional person. And Lex was somewhere between 3-6. But Bruce blew a lot on techno crime-fighting **** and Lex did with all of his plans to conquer the world and all that jazz.

Wayne Enterprises is the largest corporation in the DCU. It owns the original LexCorp, the Daily Planet, Optitron, K.O.R.D. Industries and the vast majority of property in Gotham and Metropolis. It used to fund the Outsiders and wanted to fund the Titans and Young Justice at one point. Also, Wayne Enterprises does not work with the Department of Defense, it refuses to make products for the military and when the Luthor Administration came into power, it ended all government contracts.

Stark Industries is making a lot of money from contract deals similar to Haliburton's, the war in Iraq (just like Daddy Warbucks), and the Superhero Civil War.

Fantastic Four Inc. makes a lot of money from Hailburton-esque deals and numerous amounts of patents Reed produces.

Green Arrow is a billionare by investing in numerous defense corporations and causing them to crash.

Montgomery Burns should have a higher value on the list considering that he once owned the trillion dollar bill.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I heard Santa is a communist.

No way, Santa is part of the bourgeoise. The elves are the proletariat

 

[SoulManX]

Wayne Enterprises is the largest corporation in the DCU. It owns the original LexCorp, the Daily Planet, Optitron, K.O.R.D. Industries and the vast majority of property in Gotham and Metropolis. It used to fund the Outsiders and wanted to fund the Titans and Young Justice at one point. Also, Wayne Enterprises does not work with the Department of Defense, it refuses to make products for the military and when the Luthor Administration came into power, it ended all government contracts.

Stark Industries is making a lot of money from contract deals similar to Haliburton's, the war in Iraq (just like Daddy Warbucks), and the Superhero Civil War.

Fantastic Four Inc. makes a lot of money from Hailburton-esque deals and numerous amounts of patents Reed produces.

Green Arrow is a billionare by investing in numerous defense corporations and causing them to crash.

Montgomery Burns should have a higher value on the list considering that he once owned the trillion dollar bill.

That's right about Burns....

But don't forget this rich *****....

 

[hippie_hunter]

That's right about Burns....

But don't forget this rich *****....

I hope he gets the avian flu

 

[SoulManX]

I hope he gets the avian flu

You cad.

 

[hippie_hunter]

You cad.

He deserves it

 

[Gotendbz-2]

What about the Monopoly guy?

And you must be..... THE MONOPOLY GUY!

 

[SoulManX]

He deserves it

What has McDuck done to u?

 

[TEDDY]

He would be but they declared him non-fictional....

Hey, you can't argue with the evidence they provided. Let it be known, people, that Santa is REAL! TEDDY!

 

[Hades]

Hey, you can't argue with the evidence they provided. Let it be known, people, that Santa is REAL! TEDDY!

Die.

Santa is a evil rascist communist slave trader.

Think of the poor elves

They have to work everyday of the year to make toys for his fat ass.

While he sits around sniffing cocaine off cookies, and drinking milk.

 

[TEDDY]

Die.

Santa is a evil rascist communist slave trader.

Think of the poor elves

They have to work everyday of the year to make toys for his fat ass.

While he sits around sniffing cocaine off cookies, and drinking milk.

I don't know about all that... but that doesn't prove he's not real!

 

[Hades]

I don't know about all that... but that doesn't prove he's not real!

Why do you think he lives so secluded to the north from the rest of civilization?
why do you think you never see any elves? It's because they'er all almost extinct. And the only knows who are left, are working on his damn "workshop"

If any of them ever tries to escape they'd probably freeze to death, or be ripped to shreds by Santa's polar bears. Or worse off, he'd go hunting for them, and then tortune them, in a merry festive fashion.

 

[kit1982]

Maybe now he'll get off his fat ass and lose some goddamn weight!

 

[TEDDY]

Why do you think he lives so secluded to the north from the rest of civilization?
why do you think you never see any elves? It's because they'er all almost extinct. And the only knows who are left, are working on his damn "workshop"

If any of them ever tries to escape they'd probably freeze to death, or be ripped to shreds by Santa's polar bears. Or worse off, he'd go hunting for them, and then tortune them, in a merry festive fashion.

Hey, hey, hey!... let's leave Da Bears out of this! TEDDY!

 

[Hades]

Hey, hey, hey!... let's leave Da Bears out of this! TEDDY!

You know what I like to do with bears like you?

I shoot them with a tranquilizer, drag them to a cliff and wait for them to wake up, for I then proceed to kick them off.

I usually film them, and sell the tapes.