Santa is no longer the richest fictional character

[TEDDY]

You know what I like to do with bears like you?

I shoot them with a tranquilizer, drag them to a cliff and wait for them to wake up, for I then proceed to kick them off.

I usually film them, and sell the tapes.

Wow. James Woods enjoys a good Snuff film... that's ... cool?

 

[hippie_hunter]

Die.

Santa is a evil rascist communist slave trader.

Think of the poor elves

They have to work everyday of the year to make toys for his fat ass.

While he sits around sniffing cocaine off cookies, and drinking milk.

How many damn times do I have to tell you people. Santa exploits his elves way too much to be a fudging communist.

 

[Dangerous]

I like Spidey best.

 

[TEDDY]

I like Spidey best.

... but Spidey's poor.

 

[souloffire]

"Second place goes to Charles Montgomery Burns, owner of the Springfield nuclear power plant in the cartoon TV show "The Simpsons" worth an estimated $16.8 billion after announcing a "technology exchange" with North Korean leader Kim Jong II."

This is the best one.