Search on for missing Ore. Christmas tree cutters

[The Spawn]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091203/ap_on_re_us/us_tree_hunt_missing


DOA?

 

[The Lizard]

Intelligent, mobile Christmas trees attacked them in the forest and took revenge for decades of wholesale holiday slaughter of trees by humanity.

 

[SuperFerret]

They can't be DOA yet, as they are missing and have yet to arrive.

That said, I can assure you that no member of the mustelid family had anything to do with this. If you disagree, you can consult my lawyer.

 

[The Spawn]

I meant, how do you think this will turn out.

 

[bgates87]

I'm confused, the article says they're safe?

Edit: Oh, the article's been updated just since you posted this. Great news for them, terrible timing for this thread.

 

[Heretic]

I'm waiting for the next update saying that they are negotiating for a reality show.