Seriously, WB. Make a Captain Planet movie!

[Catman]

I was watching Nick's Kids Choice Awards and there was a part where Leo DiCaprio came out and preached at kids for 5 minutes about the environment. The entire time I was thinking, "he'd make a great Captain Planet."

WB, the power is YOURS!

 

[louiebling$]

could it really be succesfull after this long? could kids relate? Pollutions isnt a bigg issue like it used to be.

 

[SuperFerret]

:facepalm @ DiCaprio preaching to children. Don't these "altruistic" celebs have an "off" switch?

 

[JaD]

If there is anyone to give Captain Planet justice, it is Christian Bale.

Come on, you know I'm right.

 

[Catman]

Christian Bale and pollution are done professionally.

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Bale as the captain...

Captain Planet: WHY DON'T YOU F*** UNDERSTAND!!! STOP POLLUTING YOU PRICK!!! YOU WANT ME TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF!!! *****!!!

Dr. Blight:

 

[Catman]

Someone needs to do a manip of DiCaprio as Captain Planet. And Bale too.

 

[ABleedingCorpse]

An Inconveniant Truth had Al Gore as Captian Planet.


I don't think a full fledged movie will be made of Captian Planet. And if it was, Will Smith would be the Captain.

 

[BatJeff7786]

:facepalm @ DiCaprio preaching to children. Don't these "altruistic" celebs have an "off" switch?

Well no one else is talking about it.....

 

[SuperFerret]

But is the Kid's Choice Awards really an appropriate place to talk about it. If I were in charge, I'd have him slimed as soon as he started talking about it.

 

[ABleedingCorpse]

Kids Choice Awards...kids in the audience...celebrity talking...kids paying attention...urge to preach to the young and impressionable....

Seems like the right place to start talking about the Earth to me. But when it all comes down to, not a single kid cared about what he was saying, they just wanted to see a celebrity and say "I SAW A CELEBRITY".

 

[Hush]

Serioulsy when like half the nations kids are obese and you go talking to them about polution. Talk about wrong topic.

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Johnny Depp as Wheeler...
Denzel Washington as Kwami...
Lucy Liu as Gi
Olga Kurylenkov as Linka
CGI Mati and a real live rabid monkey

Judi Dench as Gaia

Daniel Craig as Duke Nukem
Meryl Streep as Dr. Blight
Stuart Little as venomous swine... the rat dude

 

[Catman]

Serioulsy when like half the nations kids are obese and you go talking to them about polution. Talk about wrong topic.

They can lose weight by picking up the trash. Kill two birds with one stone.

 

[SuperBatman]

I'm sure everybody has seen this video but I thought it was fitting for this thread

 

[AnorexicBatman]

I wish Captain Planet actually killed people....

Cap: There is something out there... that's not quite of this earth... it will hunt and it will never stop... until humans stop harming the environment... me...

 

[matrix_ghost]

An Inconveniant Truth had Al Gore as Captian Planet.


I don't think a full fledged movie will be made of Captian Planet. And if it was, Will Smith would be the Captain.

Exactly. Gore may be a bit overweight but the guy is definately captain planet.
Alth0ough i think he's probably busy spreading ManBearPig awareness

 

[bullets]

I always thought James Marsden would be a good Captain Planet. It's a kids movie , so you want it to be fun , I think after seeing enchanted he could pull it off the right way .
I think Bale and DiCaprio are good actors but better for other roles.

 

[The Guard]

Always wanted to see one. It would have to be about global warming. I just don't think the market's there for it, though. Brendan Fraser for Captain Planet, anyone? .

 

[Symbiotic]

I'm sure everybody has seen this video but I thought it was fitting for this thread

 

[Immortalfire]

I was watching Nick's Kids Choice Awards and there was a part where Leo DiCaprio came out and preached at kids for 5 minutes about the environment. The entire time I was thinking, "he'd make a great Captain Planet."

WB, the power is YOURS!

:facepalm

 

[Metamorpho1977]

If there is anyone to give Captain Planet justice, it is Christian Bale.

Come on, you know I'm right.

His appearance was originally based on WCW's Sting from the early 90s before the "Crow" crap gimick he's been stuck with the last 10 years.

 

[scifiwolf]

Seriously, WB. Don't make a Captain Planet movie!

 

[ross2287]

Bale as the captain...

Captain Planet: WHY DON'T YOU F*** UNDERSTAND!!! STOP POLLUTING YOU PRICK!!! YOU WANT ME TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF!!! *****!!!

Dr. Blight:

Hahahahaha!


Random Polluter: I'm gonna pour toxic waste in the river!

Captain Bale Planet: No! NO! WHY THE **** ARE YOU DUMPING STUFF IN THE RIVER A-TADA-TADA LIKE THIS? WHAT THE **** IS IT WITH YOU?! WHAT DON'T YOU ****ING UNDERSTAND!? YOU GOT ANY ****ING IDEA ABOUT 'HEY, IT'S ****ING RUINING THE PLANET'!

Random Polluter: I'm...I'm so sorry.

Captain Bale Planet: NO DON'T JUST BE SORRY! THINK FOR ONE ****ING SECOND!!! WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING?!?

Random Citizen Bruce: Um...Cap, don't you think you're being a little--

Captain Bale Planet: NO SHUT THE **** UP BRUCE!

Kwami: Captain Planet, I think you've gone too far.

Captain Bale Planet: ****'S SAKE MAN, YOU'RE AMATEUR! WHEELER, YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO THIS PRICK?

Wheeler:

Captain Bale Planet: Seriously man you and me we're ****ing done professionally.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

seriously dear god no