Sexy Dream Weirdness

[Gamma Ray]

I had a sexy dream and then I asked the girl how old she was and she said 17! WTF!

 

[Drakon]

I know a girl who can analyze the dream for you. She does it professionally, so it won't be free, but she's the best I've met at what she does.

 

[Halloween]

I had a sexy dream and then I asked the girl how old she was and she said 17! WTF!

Problem?

 

[Kable24]

it's just a dream get over it.

 

[Spider-Fan]

We know what you're looking for in a girl

 

[Gamma Ray]

It was weird because I insisted on knowing her age and then said "thanks but no thanks" when I found out.

 

[Immortalfire]

I dreamt I was at Hooters once, and the blonde, bosomed waitress brought me a burger and Coke, and called me Hon.

It was hot.

 

[chaseter]

I dreamt I was at Hooters once, and the blonde, bosomed waitress brought me a burger and Coke, and called me Hon.

It was hot.

Was GR87 there?

 

[Immortalfire]

I didn't notice, but if it was Hooters, he probably was.

 

[Erzengel]

I usually have sex with faceless people, but I do remember distinctly the other night of fooling around with Scarlett Johansson.

 

[DeGenerate10]

I had a sexy dream and then I asked the girl how old she was and she said 17! WTF!

How old are you?

 

[Gamma Ray]

21 years old.

 

[Wiseman]

Who asks how old someone is before sex? That just ruins the mood, ask after

 

[chaseter]

I ask for a state licensed form of identification.

 

[Prison Mike]

I had a sexy dream about Rachel Bilson the other night. Probably because I saw the episode of O.C. where she dressed as Wonder Woman, the night before...

 

[The Guard]

In the dream, was one of you a babysitter?

 

[Sawyer]

I had a dream about Emma Watson last night.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I had a sexy dream and then I asked the girl how old she was and she said 17! WTF!

Where you still dreaming? Or did you have a sexy dream, wake up, roll over, see a girl, and then ask her how old she was?

 

[Kane52630]

i had sex with Jessica Alba....in my dream

 

[hippie_hunter]

I once had a dream that I was in an interracial orgy.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

I had an interracial orgy that felt like a dream.

 

[The Lizard]

I had sex with Jessica Alba....in my dream

I also had sex with Jessica Alba...in her dreams.

 

[ross2287]

I had a sexy dream and then I asked the girl how old she was and she said 17! WTF!

 

[Suirou]

I usually have sex with faceless people.

Mine is usually with men.

 

[Gamma Ray]

In the dream, was one of you a babysitter?

No. I think we were at some kind of a party and she just threw herself at me. I could tell she was young so I asked and asked. She admitted she was 17. Then I woke up. I wonder what I would have done if I had not awoken.