She's trying to kill me...

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  1. Victarion Iron Captain

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    Guys I think my grammy's trying to kill me. First, when I was a wee toddler toddling around the house she dipped by nuppie in a wine cooler. Alcohol poisoning! :cmad:

    Just the other day she bought be a double whopper. :wow: Heart attack on a bun!?

    How can I watch out for her in the future and stop her attempts on my life?

    ---Morzan
     
  2. Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    I'd let her, if I was you.
     
  3. Victarion Iron Captain

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    :(

    My buddy taught me how to deal with those old ladies

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    ---Morzan
     
  4. shadowforce420 Registered

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    Oh come on, a drop of wine won't hurt a baby. I wish I had the double whopper though, I'm hungry. As far as advice, RUN!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Victarion Iron Captain

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    We're gonna get you Georgie! Gramma loves you!


    ia! ia!


    [YT]7CqGRubAW2M[/YT]



    Yog Sothoth! Cthulhu! Cthulhu!
     
  8. Docker2.0 Watchin' you!

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    Your grandma is doing a horrible job! How she going to let you get online if she plans on killing. Geez! She really needs lessons from a true killer. I would but I'm not allowed teach anyone to kill any more...................court order. :o
     
  9. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Ask her how we can help. :up:

    jag
     
  10. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    Wait till shes asleep then smother her with a pillow, its better you taker her out be for she takes you out. Plus shes already lived a long enough life she should be greatful we aren't euthanizing the old like Logans Run or MTV.
     
  11. bullets bang bang

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    grandmas are obsolete
     
  12. turtlefocker Registered

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    I suggest suicide, but then I suggest that alllll the time.
     
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    why not ? it makes things simple.
     

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