She's trying to kill me...

[Victarion]

Guys I think my grammy's trying to kill me. First, when I was a wee toddler toddling around the house she dipped by nuppie in a wine cooler. Alcohol poisoning!

Just the other day she bought be a double whopper. Heart attack on a bun!?

How can I watch out for her in the future and stop her attempts on my life?

---Morzan

 

[Badger]

I'd let her, if I was you.

 

[Victarion]

My buddy taught me how to deal with those old ladies

Spoiler

---Morzan

 

[shadowforce420]

Oh come on, a drop of wine won't hurt a baby. I wish I had the double whopper though, I'm hungry. As far as advice, RUN!!!!!!!!!

 

[Victarion]

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[Colossal Spoons]

 

[Whiskey Tango]

We're gonna get you Georgie! Gramma loves you!


ia! ia!

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Yog Sothoth! Cthulhu! Cthulhu!

 

[Docker2.0]

Your grandma is doing a horrible job! How she going to let you get online if she plans on killing. Geez! She really needs lessons from a true killer. I would but I'm not allowed teach anyone to kill any more...................court order.

 

[jaguarr]

Ask her how we can help.

jag

 

[chamber-music]

Wait till shes asleep then smother her with a pillow, its better you taker her out be for she takes you out. Plus shes already lived a long enough life she should be greatful we aren't euthanizing the old like Logans Run or MTV.

 

[bullets]

grandmas are obsolete

 

[turtlefocker]

I suggest suicide, but then I suggest that alllll the time.

 

[bullets]

I suggest suicide, but then I suggest that alllll the time.

why not ? it makes things simple.