SHHFFL SEASON XXI - THE OFFICIAL FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE OF SHHYPE

[Themanofbat]

It’s 3:31 on a Sunday, and @Themanofbat is basically Already done. The showdown of #1 vs #2 wasn’t much of a contest.

So just to let everyone else know:

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If I had played Achane, you'd be kissing my ass Bub!!!

 

[Themanofbat]

WEEK THREE RECAP
Yet again, more surprises happened...

The Nature Boys went A2M on The Pickled Peppers to Maintain the SHHFFL Top Seed.

The Regulators Gave the winless New York Spiders a Pearl Necklace to go to 2-1.

Defending Champs Capn's Mighty Things Browned the Beef with the Bollywood Browns to go to 2-1.

Coastal Camel Toes Went Colon Spelunking on Deadcruisers for the Top Spot in the National Division (and put DC in last place hahaha)

KBX FINALLY won their first game of the season, tea-bagging the Exact Express... both teams are 1-2.

SF's Backstabbers Turd Punched the Latverian Locos to win their first game of the season... both teams are 1-2.

And finally, Dick's Salty Dogs Played PooPoo Plunger on the Butterflies to go 2-1.

WEEK 3 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

2. The Pickled Peppers - 2-1-0 (L1)
4. Dick's Salty Dogs - 2-1-0 (W2)
6. Bollywood Browns - 2-1-0 (L1)
7. Capn's Mighty Things - 2-1-0 (W2)
9. The Exact Express - 1-2-0 (L2)
11. SF's Backstabbers - 1-2-0 (W1)
14. New York Spiders - 0-3-0 (L3)

National Division

1. The Nature Boys - 3-0-0 (W3)
3. Coastal Camel Toes - 3-0-0 (W3)
5. Regulators - 2-1-0 (W1)
8. The Butterflies - 1-2-0 (L1)
10. KBX - 1-2-0 (W1)
12. Latverian Locos - 1-2-0 (L2)
13. Deadcruisers - 0-3-0 (L3)

X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[Themanofbat]

We have LOSER Bowl coming up this week with 12th versus 13th hahahaha

 

[Babillygunn]

This week I take on the NY Spiders.

I got news for the Spiders. There’s no stopping the Nature Boy.

 

[ComicChick]

I love that Billy is staying in character

 

[Captain Bryan]

Agreed!

 

[Babillygunn]

Another week, another win for the Nature Boy. Why?

Because I am a:

 

[blue scholar]

I love that Billy is staying in character

weird that billy gunn is doing ric flair things though lol

 

[ComicChick]

Identity crisis ??

 

[Babillygunn]

As much as I respect the talents of Billy Gunn, he is no Nature Boy.

And on that note, Regulators, this week you stare down the Nature Boys. And I have some words of wisdom for you after the beat down that is to come:

 

[Babillygunn]

Regulators did their best Ricky Steamboat impression this past weekend:

 

[Themanofbat]

WEEK FOUR RECAP

It was a boring week... things happened... see Week FIVE recaP HAHAHAHA

 

[Themanofbat]

WEEK FIVE RECAP
Fun stuff occurred

TWO Time SHHFFL Chamops, The Regulators, RIPPED The Nature Boys a Second Sphincter in a stunning almost Double the Score Win,

The Pickled Peppers Gave the Latverian Locos a Pearl Necklace to Jump Back into the Win Column.

Defending Champs Capn's Mighty Things Tickled the Testies on KBX to Grap #1 in the League whilst KBX falls to Last overall.

Winless The NewYorkSpiders Creampied the Undefeated Coastal Camel Toes in the upset of the week.

Dick's Salty Dogs Slapped the Ham on Deadcruisers in a Battle of Teams heading in the Opposite Direction.

The Bollywood Browns Went Boom Boom in the Zoom Zoom Room with The Butterflies to Keep up their Winning Ways.

And finally, SF's Backstabbers Simply Pooped on the Exact Express... both teams at 2-3

WEEK 5 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

1. Capn's Mighty Things - 4-1-0 (W4)
4. Dick's Salty Dogs - 4-1-0 (W4)
5. Bollywood Browns - 4-1-0 (W2)
6. The Pickled Peppers - 3-2-0 (W1)
8. The Exact Express - 2-3-0 (L1)
9. SF's Backstabbers - 2-3-0 (W1)
13. New York Spiders - 1-4-0 (W1)

National Division

2. Coastal Camel Toes - 4-1-0 (L1)
3. The Nature Boys - 4-1-0 (L1)
7. Regulators - 3-2-0 (W1)
10. Deadcruisers - 1-4-0 (L1)
11. The Butterflies - 1-4-0 (L3)
12. Latverian Locos - 1-4-0 (L4)
14. KBX - 1-4-0 (L2)

X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[ComicChick]

There are no more defeated teams!

Can’t believe I left Moss on the bench smh

 

[blue scholar]

my autodrafted team is depressing

 

[Themanofbat]

There are no more defeated teams!

Can’t believe I left Moss on the bench smh

5 Teams at 4-1... impressive

 

[KBX]

Man my team has no hope lol

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I think the 4 added teams this year really threw me for a loop. I like the challenge, though.

 

[Babillygunn]

I think the 4 added teams this year really threw me for a loop. I like the challenge, though.

The added challenge is that the Nature Boy is here this year. And he brought his $8,000 lizard skin shoes with him. Woooo.

 

[Themanofbat]

WEEK SIX RECAP
More Fun stuff occurred

The Pickled Peppers Phelped Dicks Salty Dogs to improve to 4-2 to Take Top Spot in the Timely Division.

Coastal Camel Toes Hot Pokered The Regulators to Maintain Top Spot in the National Division.

The Nature Boys Performed Lubeless BuT Secs on Defending Champs Capn's Mighty Things to Keep Up with CCToes.

Deadcruisers Booty Blasted the Exact Express to Get Back on the Win Track.

KBX Gave The Butterflies a Pirate Eye to Get Back to Winning Ways as Well.

Latverian Locos Took a Swedish Bike Ride on The NewYorkSpiders to Finally Win Their 2nd Game.

And finally, SF's Backstabbers Had the Poo Poo Platter on The Bollywood Browns to Get Back to 0.500

WEEK 6 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

2. The Pickled Peppers - 4-2-0 (W2)
4. Dick's Salty Dogs - 4-2-0 (L2)
5. Capn's Mighty Things - 4-2-0 (L1)
6. Bollywood Browns - 4-2-0 (L1)
8. SF's Backstabbers - 3-3-0 (W2)
11. The Exact Express - 2-4-0 (L2)
14. New York Spiders - 1-5-0 (L1)

National Division

1. Coastal Camel Toes - 5-1-0 (W1)
3. The Nature Boys - 5-1-0 (W1)
7. Regulators - 3-3-0 (L1)
9. Deadcruisers - 2-4-0 (W1)
10. Latverian Locos - 2-4-0 (W1)
12. KBX - 2-4-0 (W1)
13. The Butterflies - 1-5-0 (L4)

X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[ComicChick]

gonna be a nail biting week for me. it's looking a little grim for the Toes

 

[Babillygunn]

gonna be a nail biting week for me. it's looking a little grim for the Toes

I think that you may have me beaten. It really comes down to whether McCaffery plays or not on Monday night. Apparently my other RB has the flu and hasn’t gotten a touch yet in the game.

 

[Babillygunn]

player updates said that Kareem Hunt was likely not to play, but Bijan Robinson was expected to play. A few hours later Kareem Hunt has 2 touchdowns while Robinson gets me 0.3 points.

Glad I had Hunt on my bench with Robinson starting.

 

[Captain Bryan]

I guess the majority of my team decided to take the week off?

 

[Babillygunn]

Me vs @ComicChick this week:



My only hope is that McCaffrey plays tomorrow night and gets me over 40 points.