SHHFFL XVII - THE OFFICIAL FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE OF SHHYPE!!!

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  1. Themanofbat Never Mind the Buttocks...

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  2. Themanofbat Never Mind the Buttocks...

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    WEEK 11 RECAP

    Without any Lube, The Pickled Peppers Delivers Greasy Fist **** to The Incredible Hulks in 66.94-66.83 battle

    House Hush Butt Hammers Coastal Camel Toes for sixth consecutive loss in 109.70-67.84 rout

    Deadcruisers Uses Heavily-Armed Lemurs as a Crusty Dirty Sock in 85.16-62.97 rout

    Latverian Locos Bare Backs Capn's Mighty Things for third straight win in 134.54-74.01 rout

    The Butterflies goes ATM with New York Spiders in 74.06-72.36 battle

    Regulators Cleaned SF's Backstabbers' Chocolate Chimney in 121.64-78.29 rout

    WEEK 11 STANDINGS
    Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

    Timely Division

    1. Capn's Mighty Things - 9-2-0 (W1) XYZ
    4. SF's Backstabbers - 6-5-0 (L1)
    6. The Pickled Peppers - 6-5-0 (W1)
    11. New York Spiders - 4-7-0 (L2)

    National Division

    3. Regulators - 7-4-0 (W2)
    7. Latverian Locos - 5-6-0 (W3)
    8. Deadcruisers - 5-6-0 (W1)
    9. House Hush - 5-6-0 (W2)

    Gold Key Division

    2. Heavily-Armed Lemurs - 6-5-0 (L2)
    5. The Incredible Hulks - 6-5-0 (L1)
    10. The Butterflies - 4-7-0 (W1)
    12. Coastal Camel Toes - 3-8-0 (L6)

    X = Clinched Play Off Position.
    Y = Clinched Division.
    Z = Clinched Bye
     
  3. The Incredible Hulk Bad Hombre

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    POINT ONE ONE POINTS!!!!

    I demand a recount!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    My poor, poor sphincter!!!!
     
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  4. Spider-Fan SHHFFL 2014/2019 Champion

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    How the heck am I still in 4th LOL
     
  5. Kane52630 XO USER

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    I'm gonna need #4-7 to lose next week.
     
  6. Themanofbat Never Mind the Buttocks...

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    Only two games left...
    Playoff races are pretty tight.
    Make these games count folks, and play spoiler as required.

    :yay:
     
  7. Themanofbat Never Mind the Buttocks...

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    WEEK 12 RECAP

    The Pickled Peppers Rides the Marmite Motoway with SF's Backstabbers in 140.71 - 71.09 rout

    Coastal Camel Toes Whips the Brown Belt on The Butterflies TO SNAP 6 GAME LOSING STREAK in 74.68 - 65.05 win

    Latverian Locos Nipple Tweaks Deadcruisers in 74.35 - 52.72 battle

    The Incredible Hulks Raw Dawg's the Fart Box on Heavily-Armed Lemurs to take over Division lead in 88.14 - 38.90 rout

    Capn's Mighty Things (_)_) c===/_)_) New York Spiders in lopsided 135.31 - 84.29 win

    Regulators Poo Punches House Hush to clinch playoff position & division in 81.43 - 44.12 victory

    WEEK 12 STANDINGS
    Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

    Timely Division

    1. Capn's Mighty Things - 10-2-0 (W2) XYZ
    4. The Pickled Peppers - 7-5-0 (W2)
    5. SF's Backstabbers - 6-6-0 (L2)
    10. New York Spiders - 4-8-0 (L3)

    National Division

    2. Regulators - 8-4-0 (W3) XY
    7. Latverian Locos - 6-6-0 (W4)
    8. Deadcruisers - 5-7-0 (L1)
    9. House Hush - 5-7-0 (L1)

    Gold Key Division

    3. The Incredible Hulks - 7-5-0 (W1)
    6. Heavily-Armed Lemurs - 6-6-0 (L3)
    11. The Butterflies - 4-8-0 (L1)
    12. Coastal Camel Toes - 4-8-0 (W1)

    X = Clinched Play Off Position.
    Y = Clinched Division.
    Z = Clinched Bye
     
  8. ComicChick I Work Too Much

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    FINALLY BROKE THE STREAK BUT DO I EVEN HAVE HOPES OF BEING IN THE PLAYOFFS? LOL
     
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  9. Themanofbat Never Mind the Buttocks...

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    All the games have some form of playoff implication
    Play your players, and have fun...

    Except for @Captain Bryan ... rest your players for the playoffs. :oldrazz: :D :csad:.
     
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  10. Themanofbat Never Mind the Buttocks...

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    Man, no trash talking with all the playoff contenders...

    You SUCK Donkey Ballz @Captain Bryan
    And you're going DOWN (but you're probably used to that)

    :yay:
     
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    Well, there goes my season. I thought it was gonna be fun having Kamara on my team....:csad:

    Good luck on the playoffs every one. Gonna get that championship next year!
     
  12. Kaleb 2010 & 2018 SHHFFL Champion

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    Seruring a bye week ❤️
     
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  13. Themanofbat Never Mind the Buttocks...

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    WEEK 13 RECAP

    Capn's Mighty Things (_)_) c===/_)_) The Pickled Peppers in 112.13-60.38 rout

    Back-and-forth battle ends with The Incredible Hulks coming back to (_)_) c===/_)_) Coastal Camel Toes in 59.79-58.50 battle

    Deadcruisers (_)_) c===/_)_) Regulators in 105.40-43.86 rout


    House Hush (_)_) c===/_)_) Latverian Locos in 102.54-77.17 rout

    Heavily-Armed Lemurs come back to (_)_) c===/_)_) The Butterflies, 120.13-108.11

    SF's Backstabbers (_)_) c===/_)_) New York Spiders, hands them fourth consecutive loss, 62.17-52.81

    WEEK 13 STANDINGS
    Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

    Timely Division

    1. Capn's Mighty Things - 11-2-0 (W3) XYZ
    4. SF's Backstabbers - 7-6-0 (W1) X
    6. The Pickled Peppers - 7-6-0 (L1) X
    11. New York Spiders - 4-9-0 (L4)

    National Division

    2. Regulators - 8-5-0 (L1) XYZ
    7. Latverian Locos - 6-7-0 (L1)
    8. Deadcruisers - 6-7-0 (W1)
    9. House Hush - 6-7-0 (W1)

    Gold Key Division

    3. The Incredible Hulks - 8-5-0 (W2) XY
    5. Heavily-Armed Lemurs - 7-6-0 (W1) X
    10. The Butterflies - 4-9-0 (L2)
    12. Coastal Camel Toes - 4-9-0 (L1)

    X = Clinched Play Off Position.
    Y = Clinched Division.
    Z = Clinched Bye
     
  14. Themanofbat Never Mind the Buttocks...

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    SHHFFL XVI PLAYOFFS
    QUARTER FINALS



    6. The Pickled Peppers - 7-6-0 (L1) VS 3. The Incredible Hulks - 8-5-0 (W2)

    5. Heavily-Armed Lemurs - 7-6-0 (W1) VS 4. SF's Backstabbers - 7-6-0 (W1)

    BYES

    1. Capn's Mighty Things - 11-2-0 (W3)
    2. Regulators - 8-5-0 (L1)
     
  15. Themanofbat Never Mind the Buttocks...

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    Remember to all the NON playoff teams that there are Consolation Games still being played, so you can end up as high as 7th for final Standings

    :huh: :dry: :yay:
     
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  16. Kane52630 XO USER

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    [​IMG]

    I was so close.
     
  17. ComicChick I Work Too Much

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    this might be my worst season ever
     
  18. The Incredible Hulk Bad Hombre

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    My ass wants REVENGE on TMOB!!!!
     
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  19. Themanofbat Never Mind the Buttocks...

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    The Point One One Bowl :oldrazz:
     
  20. Themanofbat Never Mind the Buttocks...

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    Not with a 5 game losing streak LOL :oldrazz:

    Better luck next year.
    :yay:
     
  21. Themanofbat Never Mind the Buttocks...

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    7th place finisher gets a signed lithograph of TMOB's junk
     
  23. Themanofbat Never Mind the Buttocks...

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    Now WHO wouldn't want that? :yay: :huh: :o
     
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    Oh I'm in it alright! Up to my elbow!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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