Don't despair, variety is the spice of life.
Too true.
Yes it's debatable. Look at the content of those aforementioned scenes. The office meeting? What did they say to each other there that was so deep and meaningful? The Wayne Manor date is the only scene where they actually talk about themselves, and it's very brief. The masquerade ball, he finds out she's planning to kill her boss, then finds out she's Catwoman.
Okay, Batman saves Selina from the tazer clown. Obviously, Batman has no real interest in her (that he lets on in that scene anyway). Selina though? She's wowed by him. Next scene? Bruce recognizes that the woman he sees before him was the same woman he saved days earlier (I mistook me for someone else). He's clearly intrigued. How do you go from being a meek, scatter brained secretary making awkward small talk to this energetic, witty, devilish chick? His interest is piqued. We see it on his face, hell we see it on hers as well. They both even have an extreme disdain for Shreck. There's actually this
chemistry there. A similarity that goes beyond "I knew who you were cuz of looks, bones and stuff" or, hey, you're a girl, I'm a guy, I gave you my clean energy device, let's BANG!".
The next scene actually isn't even at Wayne Manor (I forgot about this one), but on the streets where Selina is "just scaring herself". This is pretty revealing. Bruce sees yet another side to her, a conflicting side, in that store window. So now there just isn't intrigue, not just chemistry, but similarities also. She looks like a giddy little school girl when he invites her to his house and she completely forgets about her Catwoman persona.
I'm not sure what more anyone could ask for there? Do we need Alfred to have some, crazy long exposition about how these two are made for each other when it's clearly there in the story and script? Do we need another character to call out the dualism of personality and similarities when we are clearly
shown that Bruce and Selina are similar (like when they both interact with Alfred in the same way).
Bruce digs this woman, this woman digs Bruce. There's something going on here. Certainly
enough for a mere 126 minute running time. What more do you need in terms of development here Joker? How is this like Blake just proclaiming that he knows? Or Bruce just giving this advice to a character he's interacted with for a few fast scenes? I mean, it's not like the Keaton Bruce ever had instances where he put his trust into someone and had it backfire. Keaton Batman's intuition always proved to be right. So if anything, you should be able to give this situation the benefit of the doubt (if you dig Batman Returns that is).
Bale Bruce? Put his trust in Ducard . . . which blew up in his face. Put his trust in the "white knight", Harvey Dent . . . which blew up in his face. Put his trust in "Miranda Tate" . . . which blew up in his face. Why then, is this obsessive, surveillance conscious guy (like Keaton Bruce) so quick to trust the likes of Selina Kyle and Miranda Tate? Atleast with Keaton Bruce, there would be a first time for everything (and maybe he was just thinking with "what was in his pants"). Bale Bruce? Blake could very well be the 4th person in his life to disappoint and betray his trust.
Seems to me like you don't really buy Bruce and Selina's relationship in Returns. Well, I gotta ask. What relationships do you buy then? Chase Meridian? Miranda Tate? How about the comics? Catwoman's very first appearance and Batman was drooling over her like a little school boy without any rhyme or reason (I believe he was engaged at the time too). In fact, every incarnation seems to have Batman and Catwoman dig each other, just because. What could have possibly been added to flesh out these two characters in this film (Returns) that isn't already evident?
As for Batman and Catwoman, that's when they were enemies. They didn't know who each other was. As Catwoman she beat him up and framed him.
Which makes the big masquerade ball reveal all the more important.
When you take your mask off in front of Schreck and ask someone to come and live with you, that takes some kind of trust. Unless Bruce is into inviting people into his home who he doesn't trust.
Bruce straight up says, "Let's just take him to the police, then
go home together", not "come on girl, come and live with me forever, all my stuff is yours (mi casa es su casa). Selina implies that with her "fairy tale" speech, and that, while that would be a nice outcome (the road TDKR ultimately takes), such a fate isn't possible because she couldn't live with herself. Not Bruce.
He's reasoning with her and trying to protect her from herself moreso than he is trying to give her a new home. He's basically saying, let's be done with this guy, turn him in, and go back home where we left off (before this mess with Shrek and the Penguin). It's more about reforming her than it is "trusting her". He doesn't want to see her kill Shreck. He doesn't want to see her go to jail or possibly die because of this vengeance. He likes her. He's spent time getting to know her. He knows from the masquerade that she's conflicted and confused, that being the "evil" "Catwoman" isn't necessarily who she is. That's why he's opening up to her.
Like I said, that's a lot different then, "here Johnny Blake, all this Bat stuff is now yours . . . good luck". Especially when Bale Bruce has been tricked several times from letting his guard down, in multiple films!
That's why he was an idiot. Schreck was not small potatoes. He was a powerful businessman with a lot of clout on Gotham.
Yeah, Bruce is an idiot.
He saw Shreck's plot a mile away. He knew that the Penguin was a crime boss and that Shreck was using him as a pawn. Bruce thinks Shreck's energy plant is BS and calls him out on it. Bruce is up in Shreck's face at that meeting, not backing down. Bruce had Shreck's number from the get-go. Shreck wasn't even a concern or threat to Bruce in the film (nobody really was, save for the Penguin, whom Batman easily subdues).
What's Shreck going to do? Tell everyone that Bruce Wayne was Batman? Something that Shreck didn't even really believe (why are you dressed up as Batman)? What if Bruce doesn't give a ****? He's not afraid of Shreck and is never once seen being intimidated by him. Does that make him an idiot?
I think it's telling that Bruce/Batman acts like Shreck isn't even there when he's talking to Selina. He. Doesn't. Care. Shreck
is small potatoes to him. He's small and insignificant. "Shut up, you're going to jail". He put him in his place at the meeting, he no doubt put him in his place there. Batman's interest in that scene isn't even his own identity but
reaching out to Selina. Bruce doesn't care.
That's not the point. Bruce didn't predict Schreck would be initially skeptical that Bruce is Batman.
Because he's not concerned with Shreck. He had his number throughout the entire film, and now, as Batman, has him right where he wants him.
Is this even an issue with Shreck or important if,
A. Bruce doesn't care if Shreck knows (which he clearly doesn't)
B. Shreck is finished (what's he going to do now?)
Batman didn't have to rip his mask off and invite her to live with him in order to stop her from killing Schreck. He's Batman. He can physically stop her and then have his cosy little chat with her about what she's doing later.
This was all just needless drama to make the scene dramatic.
We could say that about literally every Batman film, including Dark Knight's ending. The Dark Knight's ending with Batman taking the blame is needless drama to make the film more dramatic (i.e. Batman taking on Dent's crime). I don't personally think that but I've seen that been thrown around before. It could have gone a different way.
Surely from Batman 1989 to TDKR, there are other, more logical scenarios that could play out? Right?
Not only is it dramatic though, it makes sense. Throughout the film, Selina HATES Batman, but digs Bruce Wayne. If Bruce is trying to reach her, does it
really make sense to do so as Batman? It's pretty ballsy of Bruce to just tear that sucker off (essentially his identity) and open himself up to Selina in front of Shreck. Selina is clearly shaken by him doing this and
almost gives this up (again, crying). But nope, she won't do it because that sort of mushy, happy ending isn't possible with the path and thought process she's now on. She wants Shreck's blood and that's more important to her than anything else.
My problem with the scene is the damn racoon eye make up flub,
not the fact that Bruce is opening himself up to Selina trying to sway her. Let's say he punched her out or cuffed her while he put away Shreck. Who's to say Batman is going to be able to reason with her and that she'd actually listen? Hell, Catwoman isn't completely helpless. Batman goes in to make a move like that and it could be nasty for Batman. No, he was trying to reason with her and Shreck wasn't even an issue to Bruce. I'd say that shows off Batman's cojones than it does make him look like an idiot.
I don't want to say this is your issue with it, but I'm going to assume the reason you dislike the idea is because Shreck could potentially tell the cops? In which case, so what? Why does that matter if Bruce doesn't care? In Dark Knight, Bruce was
just about to spill the beans at Dent's press conference. If Dent didn't miraculously intervene in time, Bruce's identity would have been ****ed. Does that make him an idiot? Nope. Besides, it's a non-issue considering Shreck ended up getting fried.
Looking at it as a wager, what does Returns Bruce have to
lose here vs. what Rises Bruce have to
lose as far as trust goes?
In Returns, if Selina went with Bruce, she might have had a better, more virtuous life
maybe at the expense of Wayne's identity as Batman (if Shreck even spilled the beans).
Rises? From what little we know of Blake, he could be a psychopath for all we know? Look what happened with Ducard, or Dent especially (whom we knew more about as far as plot and story goes)? Bruce is literally giving someone else Batman here, not giving it up. Look what happened to the microwave emitter, or the clean energy bomb or the freaking Batmobiles when they were left in the wrong hands. Now the whole mantle of Batman? It's not just that though. I'd like to think Blake is a goodhearted and good nature individual. He wouldn't become the next "Ra's Al Ghul" or "Two-Face" or "Talia". With that though, how is Bruce so sure that Blake is a suitable candidate. From what Batman saw, he couldn't even handle himself in tight situations (if Batman didn't somehow arrive in time to save him after he saved Gordon and Co. Blake would have been dead). What makes Bruce think that a GPS, some luggage, and the entire Batcave is enough?
It's barely set up, and once it is, the film is over. You've agreed how lame the writing is in regards to the character of John Blake (among others), is that
really the same as Selina and Bruce in Returns? I don't think so. What time has Keaton Batman been betrayed/tricked? Certainly not as many times as Bale Batman. What does Keaton Batman have to lose if he doesn't care what Shreck knows? I don't think it's the same.
A more apt comparison would be the relationship between Returns Selina and Bruce vs. say, TDKR Bruce and Tate or TDKR Bruce and Selina. I'd say Talia and Selina certainly hurt Bruce more by almost killing him (and the city) than Catwoman ever did to Bruce in Returns. At worst, Catwoman participated in a scheme to frame Batman (her idea), at best, she felt bad about it and was clearly conflicted ("you didn't have to scare her", "I'm not sure who I am anymore") with her actions.
In the stupidest possible way.
Now you have. It was an under written, unbelievable scenario. As unbelievable and silly as the Blake scenario.
Man, I don't even like Batman Returns as much as I'd say, Dark Knight or Batman '89 but I gotta say, that's harsh. I thought you dug Batman Returns? If you think that aspect was under written and unbelievable, what do you like about the film?
Blake just popping out of no where saying, "yo Bruce, I know who you are" without the audience's investment in Blake at that point is silly, unbelievable and underwritten. We don't even get to know this character as much as we should. Right off the bat, he's questioning things, questioning Gordon, knowing all this knowledge despite us ever engaging with this character. Selina? We see her life as a secretary for a good long set of sequences before we even see Bruce or Batman! They're setting her up as this meek, lowly secretary with major self esteem issues (but an underlying, self conscious power). She meets Batman after he saves her, but he couldn't be bothered by her. She mentions this. We see her inner struggles, her apartment, she's EXTREMELY developed as a character (same with Penguin). Then she has her traumatic incident, and she's pissed. That old, naive persona is broken and she gets mad. She hates men (doesn't matter, Batman, Shreck, Penguin, etc.) and becomes a stronger entity that wants to kill Shreck . . . then she meets Bruce. She digs that he's intrigued with her and there's potential there. They get to know each other a bit more and find they're kindred spirits. In fact, he
"Makes me feel the way I
hope I really am" (her words to Alfred before exiting in the same way Bruce Wayne does)
Bruce makes her at odds with herself. Bruce knows it, she knows it. They find out each others alteregos and before they can sit down and talk about it, Penguin literally crashes the party. No time for it. Batman tracks Penguin down and foils him. Catwoman is still thirsty for vengeance. Then we have our ending where the two of them collide with Shreck in between them, the catalyst for all this. Not sure what you wanted to happen, but I can personally say, what went down was totally appropriate for the story that was unfolding. Bruce is trying to reach her, he rips off his mask in order to do so. Selina almost listens, but then thinks that by going with him, she'd go back to the way she was, that meek, naive self. She feels scorned, refuses him and claws his face and goes after Shreck.
Sad, somber ending. Roll curtains. I've never seen anyone have a problem with this until now and I've got to say, I'm a bit taken back, surprised. I've always thought the film was a bit odd and quirky. I agree when people say that Batman doesn't have enough to do in this film or that the Mayoral prospect plot with Penguin is stupid and ludicrous. But Selina? Selina and Bruce? That ending? I thought it was gold.
Batman doesn't take his mask off in front of villains to save the soul of a some crazy woman he hardly knows, and he doesn't leave his mantle to noble Cops he barely knows either.
Yeah, because Selina is just some crazy woman to him? I guess it doesn't matter if Batman/Bruce is infatuated by her and wants to save her from going down a dark path (which originally killed her in the script).
Point is both Blake and Selina are presented as characters who are the "same" as Bruce, and he made an idiot of himself with both of them, only more so with Selina. The only difference here is that Keaton and Pfeiffer's scenes were more enjoyable to watch because Selina was a far more interesting character than Blake, and far better acted by Pfeiffer. That's why the horrid writing often gets over looked..
Then maybe I'm blinded by this quality that you mentioned, I dunno.
Then again, maybe I'm not. Batman/Bruce is never really strikes me as an "idiot" in Batman or Batman Returns. If we're saying he's an idiot for ripping his mask off in front of Shreck (whom he doesn't care about other than apprehending him), then,
- Bruce is an idiot for bedding Vicki Vale, essentially one night standing her and wanting nothing to do with her again. He should have known that she'd be pissed and slowly enter his life as a stalker.
- Bruce is an idiot for telling some random psychologist (that has the hots for him and someone he DOESN'T know) that he's Batman.
- Bruce is an idiot for naively thinking that Rachel, his childhood friend (that is clearly interested in District Attorney's) would, spend her life with him
- Bruce is an idiot for being tricked, once again, by an Al Ghul. He not only has a one night stand with someone he barely knows, but he hands over a super bomb to her while his conscious and intuition was warning him to drown the damn thing.
- Bruce is an idiot for hooking up with a cat burglar that defiled his mother's pearls, kicked his cane away, was in cohorts with the villains which caused him to lose pretty much everything . . . and trapped him in a situation where he could have died and left the city to burn to the ground.
Even in Mask of the Phantasm or Batman 66' he lets the likes of Andrea Andrea Beaumont dictate his every move.And that's just love interests. That's not including shouting at the top of his lungs "I'M BATMAN" at the circus in Forever. EVERYTHING he does in Batman and Robin. Trusting Harvey Dent to the extend he did. Underestimating the Joker, THEN underestimating Bane when past experience should have warned him.
If we want to get really cynical, every cinematic Batman in general is an idiot.
They're the exact same. Unless you're trying to sell me the notion that Batman couldn't have stopped Selina and then tried to reason with her, instead of ripping his mask off and inviting her to shack up with him.
Well, she did prove several times that she could go toe to toe with Batman (like every Catwoman basically). She could clearly defend herself with that whip and those claws.
I mean, didn't she stand between Shreck and Batman defensively, almost gesturing to Batman not to come near her? Unless you seem to think that Batman could just handle her because, well, he's Batman. If that's the case, that's not just a disservice to the character of Catwoman, but then we have to think about things like, "why didn't Batman just stop the Joker before the Axis raid"? "Why did Bruce allow Nygma to read his mind at the party?" "Why didn't Batman just throw a batarang at Dent's hand or gun, or use his LoS skills to subdue Dent instead of noisily knocking him off a ledge"?
An obviously unbalanced woman who blew up a department store, beat him up, teamed with Penguin to frame him, and now was trying to kill her boss.
Why did she blow the department store though? Because of Shreck. She's out to ruin him, that's a motive. She fights Batman? Why, because he was going to bring her down up on that roof (he pursued her).
Bruce asks why she was gunning for Shreck and Selina explains. Then she breaks down, because, again, she's conflicted. She's not a completely evil, wretch that's killing people left and right. She was a good person that was a victim that suffered an extreme injustice and traumatic experience. Shreck intended to kill her and she wouldn't even harm a fly.