"Shut up!!!"

[Immortalfire]

I was at the bank drive-thru earlier, and I heard that come from the car sitting in the next lane. I couldn't quite tell if the driver was yelling at a kid in the backseat, or the woman sitting in the front passenger seat.

What are some weird/funny things you've heard strangers yell out in public?

 

[Shemtov]

I saw a 16 year old in a wheelchair and he started yelling "no" and "I can't" however, i'm 99% sure he had torrets so it doesnt count......

 

[StrainedEyes]

There was a woman on a cell phone walking towards me in NYC. She stopped at the window of this small Snack type store and yelled into her phone-

"They got a store here with all kinds of ****in' nuts!"

I gathered that she was sent on some errand to pick up a variety of nuts for someone.

 

[X-Ray]

"What the **** are you looking at ?" - by some homeless woman pushing a cart. I was waiting on her to cross the sidewalk so I can pull the **** out of the Food4less parking lot.

 

[Immortalfire]

"What the **** are you looking at ?" - by some homeless woman pushing a cart. I was waiting on her to cross the sidewalk so I can pull the **** out of the Food4less parking lot.

LoL

 

[Shemtov]

Oh, and i told everybody about the lady who yelled at me:
"park in the empty space"
and "you're a drug dealer"

and then the was the kid who yelled at me:
I'm a ****ing Muslim and the ****ing Koran says i need to kill every ****ing Jew, ****.
no joke.

 

[SuperFerret]

I'm from New York, I've heard all of these, and they're not weird.

 

[SuBe]

When I was in high school, I was at the mall with a friend and his mom, we stopped at the food court's popcorn stand. She asked the teenager behind the counter for his "blue balls" refering to the blue colored balls of popcorn.

 

[Immortalfire]

When I was in high school, I was at the mall with a friend and his mom, we stopped at the food court's popcorn stand. She asked the teenager behind the counter for his "blue balls" refering to the blue colored balls of popcorn.

 

[The Guard]

None of these seem especially weird.

 

[Mee]

I was at the bank drive-thru earlier, and I heard that come from the car sitting in the next lane. I couldn't quite tell if the driver was yelling at a kid in the backseat, or the woman sitting in the front passenger seat.

What are some weird things you've heard strangers yell out in public?

Me and my buddies had just stepped out of my car in the Wal-Mart parking lot and heard a guy yell "HEY F*** YOU! I'M GONNA SHOVE THIS TWELVE BACK UP YOUR A**!!"


What a waste of good Coke.

 

[Captain Planet!]

What a waste of good Coke.

That's what Amy Winehouse said.

 

[Mister J]

"Turn it 'round and stick up your goddamn ass!"

It was this skinny, homeless guy pushing his cart around. He was shirtless, so you could see that, while he was pretty thin, he was kinda ripped ...which was weird in itself.

Seeing as how I'm so easily amused, I followed this guy, about half a block back, for 2 or 3 blocks. He's just randomly yelling it; sometimes at people, sometimes in the air. He keeps changing the inflection of some of the words and adding emphasis to the end. By the time, I lose interest, he's basically at "turnitroundandstickitupyourgoddamnASS!"

The last thing I see is him walking right behind some guy in a business suit and delivering a deliberate "Turnitround and stickit up your God. Damn. Ass!", complete with 'Oh, no he didn't, girlfriend' head motion. I decide to bail and go grab a sandwich. As I'm coming back, I see he's been arrested and is crying while sitting down, handcuffed, doing his best Nancy Kerrigan impression, screaming 'WHY?!' at the top of his lungs.

Man, that was a good sandwich.

 

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

I was in Walmart one day picking up some supplies when I heard a huge commotion in the next aisle. I walked over to take a peak and saw a 300+ pound woman literally beating the **** out of her kid.

The bad part.... The kid had to have been under two. Couldn't walk or talk. The kid/baby was just sitting there squalling, the look of fear in its eyes.

The woman was also dropping the f-bomb and other obscenities left and right at her child. Needless to say, she drew quite a crowd of onlookers. Yet, no one said anything. Probably because she could have sat on all of us.

 

[visix]

"do you like seafood? cause i have crabs for ya"

i miss working at a bar, drunk people are funny

 

[Addendum]

What are some weird/funny things you've heard strangers yell out in public?

I don't have any since I always listen to my mp3 player

 

[The Guard]

This isn't weird, but one time my cousin (about seven or eight, and very manipulative already) was in Hills or Wal-Mart or wherever, and my Aunt wouldn't buy him a toy. So he throws this tantrum, and when there's a crowd of onlookers, he goes "Don't beat me again, Mommy! Please don't beat me again!"

 

[BatMatt]

This isn't weird, but one time my cousin (about seven or eight, and very manipulative already) was in Hills or Wal-Mart or wherever, and my Aunt wouldn't buy him a toy. So he throws this tantrum, and when there's a crowd of onlookers, he goes "Don't beat me again, Mommy! Please don't beat me again!"

smart kid

 

[Swordmaster]

This isn't weird, but one time my cousin (about seven or eight, and very manipulative already) was in Hills or Wal-Mart or wherever, and my Aunt wouldn't buy him a toy. So he throws this tantrum, and when there's a crowd of onlookers, he goes "Don't beat me again, Mommy! Please don't beat me again!"

I pulled the exact same **** when I was around the age of five, I believe.

Just replace the store your cousin was at with the DMV

 

[Doctor Jones]

Do you want me to ****ing trash your lights?! Do you want me to trash your ****ing lights?!

 

[Sawyer]

Do you want me to ****ing trash your lights?! Do you want me to trash your ****ing lights?!

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