Slipstream's Official "That Song's Stuck In My Head & I Wish I Was Dead" Thread

[Slipstream]

Originally posted by Soundwave
Hey Quietstorm Here ya go!


Slow Motion - Juvenile feat. Soulja Slim


[Soulja Slim:]
Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, move in slow motion for me,
Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, move in slow motion for me

[Chorus (Soulja Slim X2)]
Uhhh, I like it like that, she working that back, I don't know how to act,
Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, Slow motion for me, move in slow motion for me,

[Verse 1 (Soulja Slim)]
I'm a dick thrower, her neck and her back hurting,
Cut throat will have her like a brand new virgin,
Its like when she gets used of it, then you start serving,
Hop on top and start jiggy-jiggy jerking,
Slow down for me, you moving too fast,
My fingers keep slipping, I'm trying to grip that ass,
Keep being hard headed and I'ma make you get on me,
Got a human up disguise but my face is a doggy,
If You loving my ball, let me bury my bone,
I will (?), marry !!!!!es at home,
One of my !!!!!es fell in love with that outside dick,
That outside dick keep them hoes sick, like

[Chorus X2]

[Verse 2 (Juvenile)]
Its like I got the world in my palm, your girl up under my arm
She !!!!ed up from the charm,
She love the way the dick still hard from 12 till early in the morn,
fine !!!!!es if you listening you heared me i'm strong,
If you going through your cycle I ain't with it i'm gone,
you must've heared about them hoes that I beat up in my home,
They wasn't telling the truth baby you know they was wrong,
Now, make it official and drink some of that Dom,
I don't mind buying blue, you riding too, don't be asking a ***** question bout where I'm driving you,
Lil mamma my !!!! together I ain't jiving you,
I don't think that ***** could do you better than I could do, you know
The Juvenile from cross the street by the derby,
Same ***** used to be runnin' with Rusty and Kirby,
Can a playa from tha nolia get a chance with it,
but I can't bounce with you without using my hands with it

[Chorus X2]

[Verse 3 (Soulja Slim and Juvenile)]
[Soulja Slim]
Slow Motion, she open, I'm hopin' she don't leave my dick broken,
with brush burns and swollen, I'm toting she don't wanna make me out and believe her,
I guarantee I'ma see ya when I see ya,
And just don't holla out my name like we was all in,
Yo ***** throwback, and you know that,
So stop stunt'n, slow motion for a real *****,
I'm gone off that incredible potion and i'ma deal with you

[Juvenile]
I like how them Victoria Secrets sit in that ass,
Lemme pour some more hyp and hennesy in ya glass,
Would I be violating, If I grabbed me handfull,
I'm knowing whats happening, all I want is a sample,
Who you wit ? I'm in a rental today,
Its going down and happening and I remember the way,
Less money we spend on bull!!!!, the more for the weed
Whats it gonna take for you to come in slow motion with me like,

[Chorus X2]

 

[redmarvel]

The Achy Breaky Song... (but I will NOT torment anyone else with the lyrics).

 

[Quietstorm]

Originally posted by Slipstream

LOL What's wrong man? that's the jam!

Soundwave

 

[Slipstream]

MAMBO #5 - Lou Bega

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all i need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here i am
A little bit of you makes me your man
Mambo#5



God help us all

 

[redmarvel]

Lou Bega was also guilty of "Tricky"

she is a soulshaker, troublemaker
she is a heartbreaker
undertaker, moneymaker
she is a lovefaker

soulshaker, troublemaker
she is a heartbreaker
undertaker, moneymaker
she is a lovefaker

tricky, tricky — but she is pretty, pretty

 

[Slipstream]

I can't be held responsible for the actios caused by anyone after getting this stuck in their skull

ESCAPE (THE PINA COLADA SONG) - Rupert Holmes

I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read

"If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."

I didn't think about my lady
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady
Have fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad

"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew."

That you like Pina Coladas
Getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the Cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape

 

[redmarvel]

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go


Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.

You wanna go where people know,
People are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows
Your name.

 

[Soundwave]

My Band - D12


[Intro]
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and !!!! cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a !!!!in problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 1 - Eminem]
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my !!!!in' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to !!!!in god dude you !!!!in rock"
"Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star !!!!, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me be

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band [repeated 9xs]

[Verse 2 - Swifty]
You just wanna see a ***** backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my !!!! is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Konartis]
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the !!!!
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Em
([Em:] You got somethin to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 4 - Proof]
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band !!!!! we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
!!!!! carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the !!!! are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

[Verse 5 - Bizarre]
***dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loop
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
!!!! the media, I got some suggestions
!!!! Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started
(What about Eminem?)
!!!!! are you ******ed?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, !!!!!es think I'm cute
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
!!!! D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem]
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
[Chorus - Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(!!!! Marshall)
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My Band [Repeated 9x]

[Outro]
The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!
[Eminem as a salsa singer]
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)

 

[Slipstream]

Dude, I think you mizzunnerstan de thread. You spose to be postin' stuff dat giz stuck on yer head dat you wish don't...not jamz dat makes you wanna pop a cap in somebody head, *****

 

[Soundwave]

I just heard this song for the 10th time today on the radio. They seem to play it on every station. Believe me, the chorus makes me want to blow my brains out after hearing it so much.

 

[Slipstream]

Originally posted by Soundwave
I just heard this song for the 10th time today on the radio. They seem to play it on every station. Believe me, the chorus makes me want to blow my brains out after hearing it so much.

LOL! OK, I'll give you that one....

This crap has been stuck in my head since she repeated on SNL last weekend. HELP ME SPOCK!!!!! AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

MILKSHAKE - Kelis

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge

I know you want it,
the thing that makes me,
what the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
the way i wind,
i think its time

la la-la la la,
warm it up.
lala-lalala,
the boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge

i can see youre on it,
you want me to teach the
techniques that freaks these boys,
it can't be bought,
just know, thieves get caught,
watch if your smart,

la la-la la la,
warm it up,
la la-la la la,
the boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge

Once you get involved,
everyone will look this way-so,
you must maintain your charm,
same time maintain your halo,
just get the perfect blend,
plus what you have within,
then next his eyes are squint,
then he's picked up your scent,

lala-lalala,
warm it up,
lala-lalala,
the boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge

 

[akut401]

Originally posted by Slipstream
What's wrong with that song

nothin, its just stuck in my head....

 

[Quietstorm]

Originally posted by Slipstream
Dude, I think you mizzunnerstan de thread. You spose to be postin' stuff dat giz stuck on yer head dat you wish don't...not jamz dat makes you wanna pop a cap in somebody head, *****

Yeah so who are you talking to?

Anyway:

See the curtains hanging in the window
in the evening on a friday night
little light shining through the window
lets me know that everything is alright

Summer Breeze well it makes me feel fine
blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Summer Breeze makes me feel fine
blow-in through my, makes me feel...right,
makin me feel makin me feel fine, makes me feel fine
blowin through the jasmine in my mind

oh, sweet days of summer
the jasmine's in bloom..a da da
july is dressed up
and playing a tune

and when I come ho-me from a hard days work
and you're waiting there, yes you're waiting there, without a care
in the world...no

and sometimes

I see the smile waiting in the kitchen
the food a cooking
and a place there for two
I see the arms reaching out to hold me
in the evening when the day is through

Summer breeze makes me feel fine
blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze, make me feel fine
blow-in through my, makin me feel...right,
makin me feel, makin me feel fine...
make me feel right
blowin through the jasmine in my
blowin, blowin...blowin through the jasmine in my
blowin, blowin...blowin through the jasmine in my
blowin, blowin...blowin through the jasmine in my
Blowin, Blowin...blowin through the jasmine in my..
BLOW-IIIIIIIN
Blowin through the jasmin in my mind

 

[Slipstream]

Originally posted by Quietstorm
Yeah so who are you talking to?

Anyway:

See the curtains hanging in the window
in the evening on a friday night
little light shining through the window
lets me know that everything is alright

Summer Breeze well it makes me feel fine
blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Summer Breeze makes me feel fine
blow-in through my, makes me feel...right,
makin me feel makin me feel fine, makes me feel fine
blowin through the jasmine in my mind

oh, sweet days of summer
the jasmine's in bloom..a da da
july is dressed up
and playing a tune

and when I come ho-me from a hard days work
and you're waiting there, yes you're waiting there, without a care
in the world...no

and sometimes

I see the smile waiting in the kitchen
the food a cooking
and a place there for two
I see the arms reaching out to hold me
in the evening when the day is through

Summer breeze makes me feel fine
blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze, make me feel fine
blow-in through my, makin me feel...right,
makin me feel, makin me feel fine...
make me feel right
blowin through the jasmine in my
blowin, blowin...blowin through the jasmine in my
blowin, blowin...blowin through the jasmine in my
blowin, blowin...blowin through the jasmine in my
Blowin, Blowin...blowin through the jasmine in my..
BLOW-IIIIIIIN
Blowin through the jasmin in my mind

EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Love Will Keep Us Together - Captain & Tonille

Love, love will keep us together
Think of me babe whenever
Some sweet talking girl comes along singing her song
Don't mess around,
You gotta be strong
Just Stop [stop], 'cause I really love You
Stop [stop], I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together

You, You belong to me now
Ain't gonna set you free now
When those girls start hanging around talking me down
Hear with your heart and you won't hear a sound
Just Stop [stop], 'cause I really love you
Stop [stop], I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together, what ever.

Young and beautiful
Someday your looks will be gone
When the others turn you off
Who'll be turning you on

I will, I will, I will, I will
Be there to share forever
Love will keep us together
Said it before and I'll say it again while others pretend
I'll need you now and I'll need you then
Stop 'cause I really love Ya
Stop I'll be thinking of Ya
Look in my heart and let love keep us together

 

[SpideyInATree]

Oops I Did It Again - Britney Spears

Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

I was still in high school when this first came out and it was all over MTV. It would get stuck in my head for hours and I freakin' hated the song, but enjoyed the view. So, thanks Britney Spears for the crappy pop, but a fine ass.

 

[DIZZY MOONBEAM]

Originally posted by Slipstream
I can't be held responsible for the actios caused by anyone after getting this stuck in their skull

ESCAPE (THE PINA COLADA SONG) - Rupert Holmes

I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read

"If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."

I didn't think about my lady
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady
Have fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad

"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew."

That you like Pina Coladas
Getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the Cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape

thanks alot man.
It took me 3 years to get that song outta my head.
Now, in 15 sec. you have put it in again.

Someone hand me a gun.

 

[Artos]

Hey, I like like half the songs in this thread.....

OH, and:

Domo Aregato, Mr. Roboto
Domo....domo
Domo....domo....

 

[Lois Lane]

Copacabana (at The Copa)
by Barry Manilow

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
with yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
she would merengue and do the cha-cha
and while she tried to be a star
Tony always tended bar
across the crowded floor, they worked from 8 til 4
they were young and they had each other
who could ask for more?

CHORUS:

At the copa (CO!) Copacabana (Copacabana)
the hottest spot north of Havana (here)
at the copa (CO!) Copacabana
music and passion were always in fashion
At the copa.... they fell in love

His name was Rico
he wore a diamond
he was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there
and when she finished,he called her over

but Rico went a bit to far
Tony sailed across the bar
and then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
there was blood and a single gun shot
but just who shot who?

REPEAT CHORUS

At the copa... she lost her love

Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl,
but that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show
now it's a disco, but not for Lola,
still in dress she used to wear,
faded feathers in her hair
she sits there so refined,and drinks herself half-blind
she lost her youth and she lost her Tony
now she's lost her mind

REPEAT CHORUS

At the copa... don't fall in love
don't fall in love

 

[redmarvel]

Chorus: Ha, ha, this-a-way, Ha, ha, that-a-way.
Ha, ha, this-a-way, Then, oh then.

1. When I was a little boy, little boy, little boy,
When I was a little boy twelve years old.
Papa went an' left me, left me, left me;
Papa went an' left me, to save my soul. (chorus)

Momma came an' got me to save my soul.
Momma didn't whiff me or whip me, whiff me;
Momma didn't whiff me, so I was tol'. (chorus)

3. Papa drank whiskey, whiskey, whiskey;
Papa drank whiskey, so I was tol'.
Momma was frisky, frisky, frisky;
Momma was frisky, so I was tol'. (chorus)

4. I went to school, went to school, went to school, boys,
I went to school when I was twelve years old.
Obeyed the rules, the rules, the rules, boy.
Obeyed the rules as I was told. (Chorus)

5. Learned my lesson, lesson, lesson,
Learned my lesson as I was tol'-
Wasn't that a blessin', blessin', blessin'?
Wasn't that a blessin' to save my soul? (chorus)

6. Liked my teacher, teacher, teacher,
Liked my teacher, so I was tol'.
Prayed like a preacher, preacher, preacher.
Prayed like a preacher to save my soul. (chorus)

7. I went to school, went to school, went to school;
I went to school when I was twelve years old.
Teacher didn't whiff me, whiff me, whiff me;
Teacher didn't whiff me to save my soul. (chorus)

Hi - this-a-way, Hi - that-a-way.
Hi - this-a-way, Then, oh then.

 

[Slipstream]

Man, I hate cracking on Macca, but...

Ebony And Ivory Live Together In Perfect Harmony
Side By Side On My Piano Keyboard, Oh Lord, Why Don't We?

We All Know That People Are The Same Where Ever You Go
There Is Good And Bad In Ev'ryone,
We Learn To Live, We Learn To Give
Each Other What We Need To Survive Together Alive.

Ebony And Ivory Live Together In Perfect Harmony
Side By Side On My Piano Keyboard, Oh Lord Why Don't We?

Ebony, Ivory Living In Perfect Harmony
Ebony, Ivory, Ooh

We All Know That People Are The Same Where Ever you Go
There Is Good And Bad In Ev'ryone,
We Learn To Live and We Learn To Give
Each Other What We Need To Survive Together Alive.

Ebony And Ivory Live Together In Perfect Harmony
Side By Side On My Piano Keyboard, Oh Lord Why Don't We?

Side By Side On My Piano Keyboard, Oh Lord Why Don't We?

Ebony, Ivory Living In Perfect Harmony (Repeat And Fade)

 

[SpideyInATree]

Boys And Girls - Good Charlotte

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny

This got stuck in my head all the time months back. I liked Good Charlotte's first album but their second album made me want to throw up. Thanks Good Charlotte, for producing a crappy record and having your lame song stuck in my head for hours on end.

 

[Phantomex]

Milkshake by Kelise.

I hate that song.

 

[dmcnx]

Originally posted by Slipstream
EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Love Will Keep Us Together - Captain & Tonille

Love, love will keep us together
Think of me babe whenever
Some sweet talking girl comes along singing her song
Don't mess around,
You gotta be strong
Just Stop [stop], 'cause I really love You
Stop [stop], I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together

You, You belong to me now
Ain't gonna set you free now
When those girls start hanging around talking me down
Hear with your heart and you won't hear a sound
Just Stop [stop], 'cause I really love you
Stop [stop], I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together, what ever.

Young and beautiful
Someday your looks will be gone
When the others turn you off
Who'll be turning you on

I will, I will, I will, I will
Be there to share forever
Love will keep us together
Said it before and I'll say it again while others pretend
I'll need you now and I'll need you then
Stop 'cause I really love Ya
Stop I'll be thinking of Ya
Look in my heart and let love keep us together

I love that song

 

[redmarvel]

shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your booty
shake your booty

 

[dmcnx]

That too