The Official Cannibal Thread aka "How Do I Taste?"

[knowsbleed]

Due to great demand*, thus is born a thread where you can answer a question that you probably haven't been asked today... or ever.

What do you taste like?

First and foremost, let me just say that I don't condone cannibalism or the eating of innocent vegetables... but vegetables that have sinned are just as much game as human sinners. If you choose to post your cannibalistic queries here, Bamfer can tell you all about how he'd seduce a corpse.



So, where was I? Oh yes, the question... what do I taste like? Well, if one goes by the assumption that you are what you eat, I would verily taste like sushi. Methinks that humans would each have a unique taste, unlike animals that generally eat the same food (dependent upon region). I guess you could apply the same logic towards humans, but I don't think my next door neighbor would taste the same as I do, they use waaay too much MSG.


Another pondering tidbit... would your flavoring change with your changes in culinary excursions? For instance, Cashformash has recently turned Veggietologist, will he taste different in the future than how he currently would taste should one partake of his flesh? What say you? Say me, I think so.

SoooOOooo... what do YOU taste like?




* disclaimer: proof of great demand:

Spoiler

Someone should start the Official Cannibal Thread.

** historically related threads:

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=343220
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=301092

 

[knowsbleed]

FYI, Taco Bell's beef is edible, FDA approved AND is made of people.

 

[knowsbleed]

I can't be the only person here who has pondered this...

 

[Speedball]

IF I were to be cooked and eaten, I would like to made into a meatloaf, please!

 

[JAK®]

We taste like salty pork apparently.

 

[SuperFerret]

As I've said before, meat is meat, and as long as I don't know the source of the meat personally, I'll eat it.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

I taste like a horse, Yeah!!! Wait... no.... not taste...[BLACKOUT]hung[/BLACKOUT]

 

[knowsbleed]

IF I were to be cooked and eaten, I would like to made into a meatloaf, please!

But, you're a giant muscly person. Surely, someone would be able to glean some decent steak from you. I'm wondering right now what the marbling would be like.

We taste like salty pork apparently.

Apparently from what source? I must get the recipe.

As I've said before, meat is meat, and as long as I don't know the source of the meat personally, I'll eat it.

What I'm curious about is do we taste different from one person to the next? Considering the fact that one person's diet would differ from another, I think that you would taste different than me. You'd probably taste bitter and mean while I would taste mysteriously mysterous.

I taste like a horse, Yeah!!! Wait... no.... not taste...[BLACKOUT]hung[/BLACKOUT]

See, other than his William Hung reference, this guy gets it.

 

[Hound55]

This is going to be a rich source for the innuendo thread, me thinks...

 

[knowsbleed]

I don't think any female would debase themselves enough to do it themselves... so let me do it myself...


... eat me.

 

[Breogan]

Tracy Morgan gives his knowledge to you - Go to 1:15 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI4I0NEBsZQ

 

[Speedball]

But, you're a giant muscly person. Surely, someone would be able to glean some decent steak from you. I'm wondering right now what the marbling would be like.

Outback Steakhouse; Now using 100% bodybuilder meat.

 

[JStorm]

I taste like Bailey's. Mmmmm. Creamy.

 

[Watson]

Maple syrup and rye, eh?

 

[AndThePickles]

Oh boy, I can't think of anything to say that isn't innappropriate.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Chicken

 

[JStorm]

Chicken

I was expecting some vague response to Pickles, but got th^s little gem instead.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ha, I try

 

[JStorm]

Ha, I try

I raise your 'chicken,' and give a stereotypical response: I taste like saltines.


Yeah. . I said it.

 

[knowsbleed]

I thought that Daniel Tosh confirmed that God was black and He told him that white people taste like macaroni and cheese.

 

[JStorm]

I thought that Daniel Tosh confirmed that God was black and He told him that white people taste like macaroni and cheese.

Didn't see that one. But well played, sir.

 

[Wolfwood]

I hope I taste like Carne Asada

 

[SWAT]

Ah, long pig... Longing for some long pig. Mmmmm.

 

[SWAT]

How come nobody has deleted this!!?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I can pretty much guarentee that I would taste of vodka, cigarettes and shame.