Slipstream's Official "That Song's Stuck In My Head & I Wish I Was Dead" Thread

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  1. TheAlmightyFuzz Jayhawk

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    good lord, this song is horrid

    Jessie is a friend
    Yeah, I know he’s been a good friend of mine
    But lately something’s changed that ain’t hard to define
    Jessie’s got himself a girl and I wanna make her mine

    And she’s watchin’ him with those eyes
    And she’s lovin’ him with that body, I just know it
    And he’s holding her in his arms late, late at night

    You know I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
    I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
    Where can I find a woman like that

    I play along with the charade
    That doesn’t seem to be a reason to change
    You know I feel so dirty when they start talkin’ cute
    I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot

    ‘Cause she’s watchin’ him with those eyes
    And she’s lovin’ him with that body, I just know it
    And he’s holding her in his arms late, late at night

    You know I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
    I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
    Where can I find a woman like that

    Like Jessie’s girl
    I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
    Where can I find a woman
    Where can I find a woman like that

    And I’m lookin’ in the mirror all the time
    Wonderin’ what she don’t see in me
    And I’ve been funny, I’ve been cool with the lines
    Ain’t that the way love supposed to be

    Tell me
    Where can I find a woman like that

    You know I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
    I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
    I want Jessie’s girl
    Where can I find a woman like that

    Like Jessie’s girl
    I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
    I want, I want Jessie’s girl
     
  2. Slipstream Registered

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    Who's the most godawful band ever? Let's see what our boy Noel Gallagher from Oasis has to say....

    "Do you ever look to the sky and think, 'I'm glad I'm alive?'" Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher once mused. "After I heard System of a Down, I thought, 'I'm actually alive to hear the !!!!tiest band of all time.' Which is quite something when you think about it. Of all the bands that have gone before and all the bands that'll be in the future, I was around when the worst was around."


    Here, here Noel!!! System Of A Down do indeed suck the limp lilly of a 98 year old man.



    Toxicity
    Conversion, software version 7.0,
    Looking at life through the eyes of a tire hub,
    Eating seeds as a past time activity,
    The toxicity of our city, of our city,

    New, what do you own the world?
    How do you own disorder, disorder,
    Now, somewhere between the sacred silence,
    Sacred silence and sleep,
    Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep,
    Disorder, disorder, disorder.

    More wood for their fires, loud neighbors,
    Flashlight reveries caught in the headlights of a truck,
    Eating seeds as a past time activity,
    The toxicity of our city, of our city,

    New, what do you own the world?
    How do you own disorder, disorder,
    Now, somewhere between the sacred silence,
    Sacred silence and sleep,
    Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep,
    Disorder, disorder, disorder.

    New, what do you own the world?
    How do you own disorder, disorder,
    Now, somewhere between the sacred silence,
    Sacred silence and sleep,
    Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep,
    Disorder, disorder, disorder.

    When I became the sun,
    I shone life into the man's hearts,
    When I became the sun,
    I shone life into the man's hearts.
     
  3. TheAlmightyFuzz Jayhawk

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    Noel Gallagher really shouldn't talk about !!!!ty bands. :o
     
  4. Slipstream Registered

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    Hey now :mad: Oasis kicks ass...especially live.

    System Of a Down make Oasis sound like the most brilliant band ever :D
     
  5. dmcnx Registered

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    Oasis makes the Fast food Rockers sound good...

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Pizza hut
    A Pizza Hut
    Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

    A Pizza Hut
    A Pizza Hut
    Kentucky fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
     
  6. TheAlmightyFuzz Jayhawk

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    MCDOOOOOOOOOOOOONALDS, MCDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONALDS

    kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut :o
     
  7. dmcnx Registered

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  8. Slipstream Registered

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    You asked for it, dirtbags :eek:

    I'd like to build the world a home
    And furnish it with love
    Grow apple trees and honey bees
    And snow-white turtle doves
    Chorus:
    I'd like to teach the world to sing
    In perfect harmony
    I'd like to hold it in my arms
    And keep it company
    (That's the song I hear)
    I'd like to see the world for once
    (Let the world sing today)
    All standing hand in hand
    And hear them echo through the hills
    For peace throughout the land
    That's the song I hear
    (That's the song I hear)
    Let the world sing today
    (Let the whole wide world keep singing)
    A song of peace that echoes on
    And never goes away

    Put your hand in my hand
    Let's begin today
    Put your hand in my hand
    Help me find a way
     
  9. Slipstream Registered

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    PUT SOME DAMN STARS ON THIS THREAD, MODS :mad:
     
  10. SpideyInATree Chillin' Like a Villain

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    Mambo No. 5 - Lou Bega

    A little bit of Monica in my life
    A little bit of Erica by my side
    A little bit of Rita is all I need
    A little bit of Tina is what I see
    A little bit of Sandra in the sun
    A little bit of Mary all night long
    A little bit of Jessica here I am
    A little bit of you makes me your man

    This song got on my nerves times 10. I'm glad that guy was only a one hit wonder so he couldn't get anymore crappy songs stuck in my head.
    :mad:
     
  11. Slipstream Registered

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    I already posted that one, Maurice:rolleyes: For that, you must listen to this repeatedly...

    I'd drive a million miles
    To be with you tonight
    So if you're feeling low
    Turn up your radio
    The words we use are strong
    They make reality
    But now the music's on
    Oh baby dance with me

    Rip it up - move down
    Rip it up - move it down to the ground
    Rip it up - cool down
    Rip it up - and get the feeling not the word

    Oh everybody have fun tonight
    Everybody have fun tonight
    Everybody Wang Chung tonight
    Everybody have fun tonight
    Everybody Wang Chung tonight
    Everybody have fun

    Deep in the world tonight
    Our hearts beat safe and sound
    I'll hold you so close
    Just let yourself go down

    Rip it up - move down
    Rip it up - move it down to the ground
    Rip it up - cool down
    Rip it up - get the feeling not the word


    Oh everybody have fun tonight
    Everybody have fun tonight
    Everybody Wang Chung tonight
    Everybody have fun tonight
    Everybody Wang Chung tonight
    Everybody have fun

    On the edge of oblivion
    All the world is Babylon
    And all the love and everyone
    A ship of fools sailing on

    Across the nation, around the world
    Everybody have fun tonight
    A celebration so spread the word


    Oh everybody have fun tonight
    Everybody have fun tonight
    Everybody Wang Chung tonight
    Everybody have fun tonight
    Everybody Wang Chung tonight
    Everybody have fun
     
  12. DIZZY MOONBEAM Registered

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    We are the World
     
  13. knowsbleed Registered

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    The Vengabus is coming
    And everybody's jumping
    New York to San Fransisco
    An intercity disco
    The wheels of steel are turning
    And traffic lights are burning
    So if you like to party
    Get on and move your body
     
  14. DIZZY MOONBEAM Registered

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    The Mentos jingle
     
  15. Slipstream Registered

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    Well life on the farm is kinda laid back
    Ain’t much an old country boy like me can’t hack
    It’s early to rise, early in the sack
    Thank God I’m a country boy

    Well a simple kinda life never did me no harm
    A raisin’ me a family and workin’ on a farm
    My days are all filled with an easy country charm
    Thank God I’m a country boy

    Well I got me a fine wife I got me a fiddle
    When the sun’s comin’ up I got cakes on the griddle
    Life ain’t nothin’ but a funy funny riddle
    Thank God I’m a country boy

    When the work’s all done and the sun’s settlin’ low
    I pull out my fiddle and I rosin up the bow
    The kids are asleep so I keep it kinda low
    Thank God I’m a country boy

    I’d play sally goodin’ all day if I could
    But the lord and my wife wouldn’t take it very good
    So I fiddle when I could, work when I should
    Thank God I’m a country boy

    Well I got me a fine wife I got me a fiddle
    When the sun’s comin’ up I got cakes on the griddle
    Life ain’t nothin’ but a funy funny riddle
    Thank God I’m a country boy

    Well I wouldn’t trade my life for diamonds and jewels
    I never was one of them money hungry fools
    Iid rather have my fiddle and my farmin’ tools
    Thank God I’m a country boy

    Yeah, city folk drivin’ in a black limousine
    A lotta sad people thinkin’ that’s mighty keen
    Son, let me tell ya now exactly what I mean
    Thank God I’m a country boy

    Well I got me a fine wife I got me a fiddle
    When the sun’s comin’ up I got cakes on the griddle
    Life ain’t nothin’ but a funy funny riddle
    Thank God I’m a country boy

    Well, my fiddle was my daddy’s till the day he died
    And he took me by the hand and held me close to his side
    Said, ¡°live a good life and play my fiddle with pride
    And thank God you’re a country boy

    My daddy taught me young how to hunt and how to whittle
    Taught me how to work and play a tune on the fiddle
    Taught me how to love and how to give just a little
    Thank God I’m a country boy

    Well I got me a fine wife I got me a fiddle
    When the sun’s comin’ up I got cakes on the griddle
    Life ain’t nothin’ but a funy funny riddle
    Thank God I’m a country boy
    Thank God I’m a country boy


    :eek: :eek:
     
  16. Odin's Lapdog Registered

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    I can't believe no one has mentioned the Macarena!!!!

    you all obviously don't wanna shoot yourselves in the head:o
     
  17. spiderrasmon Registered

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    Asereje (The Ketchup Song) by Las Ketchup

    Mira lo que se avecina
    a la vuelta de la esquina
    viene Diego rumbeando
    Con la luna en las pupilas
    y su traje agua marina
    va despues de contrabando
    Y donde mas no cabe un alma
    y se mete a darse caña
    poseido por el ritmo ragatanga
    Y el D.J que lo conoce
    toca el himno de las doce
    para Diego la cancion mas deseada
    Y la baila, y la goza, y la cantaaaa...

    Aserejé, ja deje dejebe tudejebe de
    sebiunouva majabi an de bugui an de buididipí (3 times)

    No es cosa de brujeria
    que lo encuentre to los dias
    por donde voy caminando
    Diego tiene chuleria
    y ese punto de alegria
    rastafari afrogitano

    Y donde mas no cabe un alma
    alli se mete a darse caña
    poseido por el ritmo ragatanga
    Y el dijey que lo conoce
    toca el himno de las doce
    para Diego la cancion mas deseada
    Y la baila, y la goza y, la cantaaaa

    Aserejé, ja deje dejebe tudejebe de
    sebiunouva majabi an de bugui an de buididipí (3 times)

    A nanananananana...

    Aserejé, ja deje dejebe tudejebe
    sebiunouva majabi an de bugui an de buididipí (9 times)
     
  18. Odin's Lapdog Registered

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    He's got the whole world
    in his hands
    he's got the whole wide world
    in his hands
    he's got the whole world
    in his hands
    he's got the whole world in his hands


    Don't even let me get started on Kum Ba Ya...
     
  19. Slipstream Registered

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    :hulk:

    She's into superstitions
    Black cats and voodoo dolls
    I feel a premoniton
    That girl's gonna make me fall

    She's into new sensations
    New kicks in the candle light
    She's got a new addiction
    For every day and night

    She'll make you take your clothes off
    And go dancing in the rain
    She'll make you live her crazy life
    But she'll take away your pain
    Like a bullet to the brain

    Upside inside out
    She's livin la vida loca
    She'll push and pull you out
    Livin la vida loca
    Her lips are devil red
    And her skins the colour of mocha
    She will wear you out
    Livin la vida loca
    She's livin la vida loca

    Woke up in New York city
    In a funky cheap motel
    She took my heart
    And took my money
    She must have slipped me a sleepin' pill
    She never drinks the water
    And makes you order
    French Champagne
    Once you've had a taste of her
    You'll never be the same

    Upside inside out
    She's livin la vida loca
    She'll push and pull you out
    Livin la vida loca
    Her lips are devil red
    And her skins the colour of mocha
    She will wear you out
    Livin la vida loca
    She's livin la vida loca

    She'll make you take your clothes off
    And go dancing in the rain
    She'll make you live her crazy life
    But she'll take away your pain
    Like a bullet to the brain

    Upside inside out
    She's livin la vida loca
    She'll push and pull you out
    Livin la vida loca
    Her lips are devil red
    And her skins the colour of mocha
    She will wear you out
    Livin la vida loca
    She's livin la vida loca
    Upside inside out
    She's livin la vida loca
    She'll push and pull you out
    Livin la vida loca
    Her lips are devil red
    And her skins the colour of mocha
    She will wear you out
    Livin la vida loca
    Livin la vida loca
    Livin la vida loca
    Livin la vida loca
     
  20. redmarvel Red, White and Buxom

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    Barenaked Ladies...

    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    I'd buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    I'd buy you a K-car (a nice reliant automobile)
    If I had a 1,000,000, I'd buy your love

    If I had a 1,000,000
    I'd build a treefort in our yard
    If I had a 1,000,000
    You could help it wouldn't be that hard
    If I had a 1,000,000
    Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    I'd buy you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    I'd buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Oooh all them crazy elephant bones)
    If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy your love

    If I had a 1,000,000
    We wouldn't have to walk to the store
    If I had a 1,000,000
    We'd take a limousine cause it costs more
    If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

    (But we would eat Kraft Dinner.
    Of course we would! We'd just eat more...
    And buy really expensive ketchups...like...Dijon Ketchup! Mmmm...)

    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    i'd buy you a green dress ( but not a real green dress that's cruel)
    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
    If I had a 1,000,000
    If I had a 1,000,000
    If I had a 1,000,000
    If I had a 1,000,000...I'd be RICH!
     
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    It took me years to get that outta my head. My therapist said I should never sing it again. So medically I can't type the lyrics either. lol
     
  22. Slipstream Registered

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    How many years did it take you to get this one out of your head/:D

    Genius Of Love - Tom Tom Club

    What you gonna do when you get out of jail?
    I'm gonna have some fun
    What do you consider fun?
    Fun, natural fun

    I'm in heaven
    With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend
    There's no beginning and there is no end
    Time isn't present in that dimention
    He'll take my arm
    When we're walkin', rolling and rocking
    It's one time I'm glad I'm not a man
    Feels like I'm dreaming, but I'm not sleeping

    I'm in heaven
    With the maven of funk mutation
    Clinton's musicians such as Bootsy Collins
    Raise expectations to a new intention
    No one can sing
    Quite like Smokey, Smokey Robinson
    Wailin' and shakin' to Bob Marley
    Reggae's expanding with Sly and Robbie

    All the weekend
    Boyfriend was missing
    I surely miss him
    The way he'd hold me in his warm arms
    We went insane when we took cocaine.

    Stepping in a rhythm to a Kurtis Blow
    Who needs to think when your feet just go
    With a hiditihi and a hipitiho
    Who needs to think when your feet just go ...Bohannon Bohannon Bohannon Bohannon
    Who needs to think when your feet just go ...Bohannon Bohannon Bohannon Bohannon
    James Brown, James Brown
    James Brown, James Brown

    If you see him
    Please remind him, unhappy boyfriend
    Well he's the genius of love
    He's got a greater depth of feeling
    Well he's the genius of love
    He's so deep.
     
  23. redmarvel Red, White and Buxom

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    A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
    A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
    A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
    A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
    In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight
    In the jungle the quiet jungle the lion sleeps tonight

    (repeat Wimoweh chorus--with vocal ad lib similar to the intro in the
    foreground)
    Near the village the peaceful village the lion sleeps tonight
    Near the village the quiet village the lion sleeps tonight

    (repeat wimoweh chorus)
    Hush my darling, don't fear my darling. The lion sleeps tonight.
    Hush my darling, don't fear my darling. The lion sleeps tonight
     
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    you know the sad thing is when we get old and in the nursing home those stuipid orderly's are going to pull this stuff out for us to excerise to. So we will all have to do the Macrenia again.
     
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