Smart toilet can identify person by their "analprint" and detect diseases

[terry78]

A smart toilet could identify you by your ‘analprint’ and detect diseases



We're living in the future Phillip K. Dick dreamed of.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

They could literally find your ass now. What will they think of next?

 

[Silvermoth]

Oh no there’s literally going to be a analprint influencers now. People literally spruiking how to get the most perfumed and coiffed anal print

 

[MissMarvelous]

Oh, no. Superheroes will be discovered now

Wonder if some people, in order not to be busted by their buttholes, will make "changes" to it... adjustments.

 

[terry78]

You talking about bleaching?

 

[Schlosser85]

Instead of a retinal scan, are some places gonna have rectal scans?

 

[Lily Adler]

The one place where biometrics have gone too far.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I misread the title as, "small toilet" and all I could think was why did the size of the toilet matter...

 

[MissMarvelous]

I misread the title as, "small toilet" and all I could think was why did the size of the toilet matter...

Well... The bigger the booty...

 

[MissMarvelous]

You talking about bleaching?

Among other adjustments.

 

[Marvolo]

One comment on that page mentioned that if the cloud server is ever hacked the anal print scans could be stolen and be used to make fleshlights. So any celebrities or public figures that use this thing will run the risk of Joe Random owning a fleshlight of their anus. It wouldnt surprise me if this happened.

I wonder if the creators of this analprint toilet got the idea from this Adultswim spoof that was released in 2014.

 

[chamber-music]

You just know CBS will make a detective show about a butt detective that take dusts for anal prints, takes rectal scans and solves murders using his unique understanding of anuses?

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

You just know CBS will make a detective show about a butt detective that take dusts for anal prints, takes rectal scans and solves murders using his unique understanding of anuses?

Sold.