Smart toilet can identify person by their "analprint" and detect diseases

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  1. terry78 baby, that chicken was dry...real dry

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  2. Shinobi Shaw Hellfire Club's Black King

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    They could literally find your ass now. What will they think of next?
     
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  3. Silvermoth Avenger

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    Oh no there’s literally going to be a analprint influencers now. People literally spruiking how to get the most perfumed and coiffed anal print
     
  4. MissMarvelous87 Registered

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    Oh, no. Superheroes will be discovered now :p

    Wonder if some people, in order not to be busted by their buttholes, will make "changes" to it... adjustments.
     
  5. terry78 baby, that chicken was dry...real dry

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    You talking about bleaching? :o
     
  6. Schlosser85 Watchful Protector

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    Instead of a retinal scan, are some places gonna have rectal scans?
     
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  7. LibidoLoca Politically Delicious

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    The one place where biometrics have gone too far.
     
  8. DarthSkywalker May the Force Be With You

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    I misread the title as, "small toilet" and all I could think was why did the size of the toilet matter...
     
  9. MissMarvelous87 Registered

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    Well... The bigger the booty...
     
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    Among other adjustments.
     
  11. Marvolo Registered

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    One comment on that page mentioned that if the cloud server is ever hacked the anal print scans could be stolen and be used to make fleshlights. So any celebrities or public figures that use this thing will run the risk of Joe Random owning a fleshlight of their anus. It wouldnt surprise me if this happened.

    I wonder if the creators of this analprint toilet got the idea from this Adultswim spoof that was released in 2014.

     
    #11 Marvolo, Apr 11, 2020
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  12. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    You just know CBS will make a detective show about a butt detective that take dusts for anal prints, takes rectal scans and solves murders using his unique understanding of anuses?
     
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    Sold.
     

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