November Rain
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I know some of you think i may be a little bit of a nazi and i've always thought you were crazy but this time you might be on to something
I just went into a toilet cubicle and found a floater, a great big floppy floater that looked like parts of the titanic because half of it had broken off and is still currently trying to drag the other half down with it.
NOw this isn't just a random public toilet but a toilet in my department at the university of sheffield where some of the greatest minds in metallography, ceramics and composite testings in the world reside (oh and me to). A floater between academics and research staff is surely unnaceptable and you know why people are so happy to leave floaters around? it's because they simply don't care.
I live on my own so when people come round to see me and they use my bathroom, they know fully well that if they leave any skids they are going to have to clean it up, and this fact is highlighted by the fact i don't own the world's worst invention, the toilet brush which only spreads the love around the bowl and leaves poo to decompose on a soggy brush and spread more disease once you are finally done. That's right, if you want to make a mess in my toilet you are going to have to get down and clean it with some toilet paper and your hands and get under the toilet line.
funnily, no matter how pissed or stoned people are, they realise the fact they can't hide their poor poo shame under the guise of animosity so they either start pooing like olympic divers or clean up like good ol citizens and this is all because they don't want the shame...
now key coded toilets armed by gunned officers that are under 24 hr surveillance would leave the same impression and would stop this sort of thing from happening.
who's with me?
I just went into a toilet cubicle and found a floater, a great big floppy floater that looked like parts of the titanic because half of it had broken off and is still currently trying to drag the other half down with it.
NOw this isn't just a random public toilet but a toilet in my department at the university of sheffield where some of the greatest minds in metallography, ceramics and composite testings in the world reside (oh and me to). A floater between academics and research staff is surely unnaceptable and you know why people are so happy to leave floaters around? it's because they simply don't care.
I live on my own so when people come round to see me and they use my bathroom, they know fully well that if they leave any skids they are going to have to clean it up, and this fact is highlighted by the fact i don't own the world's worst invention, the toilet brush which only spreads the love around the bowl and leaves poo to decompose on a soggy brush and spread more disease once you are finally done. That's right, if you want to make a mess in my toilet you are going to have to get down and clean it with some toilet paper and your hands and get under the toilet line.
funnily, no matter how pissed or stoned people are, they realise the fact they can't hide their poor poo shame under the guise of animosity so they either start pooing like olympic divers or clean up like good ol citizens and this is all because they don't want the shame...
now key coded toilets armed by gunned officers that are under 24 hr surveillance would leave the same impression and would stop this sort of thing from happening.
who's with me?
But about half of the people here are fresh out of college, so I guess it's not going to stop anytime soon.
