Smurf arrested after 'un-smurf-like' behaviour

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Giant smurf arrested after 'un-smurf-like' behaviour
By Sarah Bell

A man dressed as a giant smurf blackened the friendly blue characters' name after being arrested for threatening behaviour at Twickenham Stadium on Saturday.

The man, resplendent in the costume and complete with blue face paint, was watching the Army and Navy match in the stadium's east stand when he got into an argument with his male companion.

A 25-year-old woman who was sitting on his other side put her arm round him and jokingly tried to calm him down by saying: "Don't be like that."
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The man, who was in his late 20s turned and speaking in very un-smurf-like terms, threatened to hit her.

The woman, who was shocked at his reaction and felt threatened, left her seat to report him to a steward, who told police. As he was very easily identifiable, they tracked him down and he was arrested.

He was taken to Twickenham police station where he admitted the offence and said that he had been drinking heavily throughout the day. He was issued with an £80 fixed penalty notice for using threatening words and behaviour.

Despite this incident the match and surrounding celebrations, marred by trouble last year, were trouble free with the Metropolitan Police and Military Police working together and the use of extra mobile toilets.

The ward councillor for Twickenham Riverside, David Trigg, praised the work of those involved and insisted: "A lot of hard work went in over the last year from everyone concerned. There was a vast improvement.

"We are going to have a review and look at what improvements can be put in place so it can go even better next year."

That's not very smurfy. :D
 
By Sarah Bell

A smurf dressed as a giant smurf smurffed the friendly blue characters' name after being smurffed for threatening behaviour at Twickenham Stadium on Saturday.

The smurf, resplendent in the costume and complete with blue face paint, was smurffing the Army and Navy match in the stadium's east stand when he got into an smurf with his smurf companion.

A 25-year-old smurfette who was smurffing on his other side put her arm round him and smurffingly tried to smurf him down by saying: "Don't smurf like that."
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The smurf, who was in his late 20s turned and smurffing in very un-smurf-like terms, smurfened to smurf her.

The woman, who was shocked at his reaction and felt smurffened, left her seat to smurf him to a smurf, who told smurfs. As he was very easily identifiable, they smurffed him down and he was smurffed.

He was smurffen to Twickenham police station where he admitted the smurf and said that he had been smurfing heavily throughout the day. He was smurffed with an £80 fixed penalty notice for using threatening smurfs and behaviour....
 
This thread sucks smurf. :down

jag
 
I'll smurf you all in your smurfing smurfs.
 
Guys. No need for that kind of language. I mean, smurph, there are kids here. We don't need them growing up and leraning smurph like that.
 
Back on topic: I don't get it. Why did he smurf her? Can't he just smurf her? What the smurf was wrong with him? Everybody knows he should've smurfed her instead of smurfing her.
 
What the smurf? I never seen a smurf smurf like that before.
 
DOG LIPS said:
That's not what I've been smurfed. :o
Whatever happens in Smurf Village smurfs in Smurf Village.
 
Erzengel said:
Whatever happens in Smurf Village smurfs in Smurf Village.
I don't know how to smurf you. :O
 

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