Smurf arrested after 'un-smurf-like' behaviour

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  1. Morg Super Moderator

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    That's not very smurfy. :D
     
  2. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    True. It's actually very Smurfy. :(
     
  3. Backdrifter Ἐν ἀρχῇ ἦν ὁ λόγος

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    By Sarah Bell

    A smurf dressed as a giant smurf smurffed the friendly blue characters' name after being smurffed for threatening behaviour at Twickenham Stadium on Saturday.

    The smurf, resplendent in the costume and complete with blue face paint, was smurffing the Army and Navy match in the stadium's east stand when he got into an smurf with his smurf companion.

    A 25-year-old smurfette who was smurffing on his other side put her arm round him and smurffingly tried to smurf him down by saying: "Don't smurf like that."
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    The smurf, who was in his late 20s turned and smurffing in very un-smurf-like terms, smurfened to smurf her.

    The woman, who was shocked at his reaction and felt smurffened, left her seat to smurf him to a smurf, who told smurfs. As he was very easily identifiable, they smurffed him down and he was smurffed.

    He was smurffen to Twickenham police station where he admitted the smurf and said that he had been smurfing heavily throughout the day. He was smurffed with an £80 fixed penalty notice for using threatening smurfs and behaviour....
     
  4. Jonathan Archer Captain

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    Well, that smurfs. :(
     
  5. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Mothersmurfer!! :eek:
     
  6. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Watch your smurfing language!! :mad:
     
  7. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    This thread sucks smurf. :down

    jag
     
  8. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    SMURF OFF!, Smurfzi. :mad:
     
  9. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Go smurf yourself in the smurfhole, son of a smurf. :mad:
     
  10. blksuperman2 Deadly Akuma

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    What the Smurf!:eek:
     
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    There are smurfin children! Watch your language.:p
     
  12. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    I'll smurf you all in your smurfing smurfs.
     
  13. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    I'd smurf it. :up:
     
  14. The Question Objectivism doesn't work.

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    Guys. No need for that kind of language. I mean, smurph, there are kids here. We don't need them growing up and leraning smurph like that.
     
  15. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Sorry I don't smurf that way. :o
     
  16. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    That's not what I've been smurfed. :o
     
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    Oh,my.:eek:
     
  18. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Take off your smurfing smurfs and smurf over. :mad:
     
  19. Jonathan Archer Captain

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    Back on topic: I don't get it. Why did he smurf her? Can't he just smurf her? What the smurf was wrong with him? Everybody knows he should've smurfed her instead of smurfing her.
     
  20. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    What the smurf? I never seen a smurf smurf like that before.
     
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    Go smurf your smurfer!:(:O
     
  22. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Whatever happens in Smurf Village smurfs in Smurf Village.
     
  23. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    I don't know how to smurf you. :O
     
  24. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    I'll smurf your smurf off. :mad:
     
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    Thanks for this dire news report Morg.
     

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