Snakes on a Plane

[Spider-Who?]

has anyone heard of this movie? Its in post produciton now, and yes, the title says it all. oh, and Sam Jackson is in it.

 

[The Question]

No, I haven't seen it. But I can say this. "There are mother ****in' snakes on this plane!"

 

[Darth Elektra]

Yea,wierd title wierd movie... might be good to check out,lol.

 

[The Dude]

So there are snakes on a plane. Is there anything else or do they just strech that out to 2 hours

 

[Darth Elektra]

not sure, They released a picture of the snakes,it was funny.

 

[The Question]

From what I understand, there is a person on the plane who is going to testify againts a major mob boss. The mob boss has sent an assasin to deal with the witness. The assasin's specialty? He has a bag full of snakes. Which he throws at people. Samuel L. Jackson is the pilot. Crappy action movie insues.

 

[Gamma Ray]

This will probably be Keenan's best movie since Goodburger!

 

[Hoedowned]

No, I haven't seen it. But I can say this. "There are mother ****in' snakes on this plane!"

Sam Jackson better say that line in the movie (or one similar). Hope it's not PG-13, that would mean we would only hear it once (can you say mother****in once in a PG-13 movie?)

Oh, and Sam Jackson is not the pilot, but the FBI agent protecting the whitness. But apparently the pilots are the first one to die.

 

[Darth Elektra]

From what I understand, there is a person on the plane who is going to testify againts a major mob boss. The mob boss has sent an assasin to deal with the witness. The assasin's specialty? He has a bag full of snakes. Which he throws at people. Samuel L. Jackson is the pilot. Crappy action movie insues.

Plot Outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.

Man,does that sounds stupid.

 

[BT18]

The director of this movie did Cellular, an EXTREMELY underrated flick in my opinion.

However I don't have as much faith in the screenwriters as I do with Larry Cohen, who penned Cellular

 

[JackBauer]

snakes on a plane. best... title... ever!! motherf***ing snakes on a motherf***ing plane. that's all you need to know.

 

[The Hero]

Check it out!I have the very first print ad,written by Frank Miller!

 

[Hunter Rider]

Check it out!I have the very first print ad,written by Frank Miller!

 

[Armand Z Trip]

Frank nails it again!

 

[Brodie The Wise]

This looks like the greatest movie of all time.

 

[JackBauer]

Check it out!I have the very first print ad,written by Frank Miller!

HA!! best usage of "the goddamn Batman" so far!

 

[My vengeance]

Best version I've seen so far...

 

[KingOfDreams]

Holy **** that is one of the worst plots I've ever heard. I have to see it.

 

[JackBauer]

Holy **** that is one of the worst plots I've ever heard. I have to see it.

are you kidding me?! motherf***ing snakes on a motherf***ing plane!! it's GENIUS!!!

 

[ToddIsDead]

Check it out!I have the very first print ad,written by Frank Miller!

Classic

 

[KingOfDreams]

are you kidding me?! motherf***ing snakes on a motherf***ing plane!! it's GENIUS!!!

It's a fairly original idea, I'll give it that. I want to see it to find out how it all plays out (even though I'm pretty sure I already know how it all plays out) and because badass mother****er Samuel L. Jackson is in it. It's still a WTF? plot...almost a plot that would be in an action film parody.

 

[ZeroSuit]

ya the best thing about this movie is you know EXACTLY what your getting. some of these recent movies has very deceiving titles.

 

[My vengeance]

This better be a dark comedy like "Eight heads in a duffelbag",otherwise I'm just going to LMAO due to the sheer stupidity of the plot.

 

[The Hero]

Keanan Thompson?It would justify the existence of this film just to hear him say "What?You telling me there are snakes on this plane?*squints eyes*WHYYYYYY?!".

The only thing that would top that is if Kel suddenly walked out,threw his arms around and said "Awwww,here it goes!".

 

[JackBauer]

The only thing that would top that is if Kel suddenly walked out,threw his arms around and said "Awwww,here it goes!".

that would officially make this the best movie in the history of the world...