Snakes on a Plane

[Flexo]

I have to see this movie. RIGHT ****ING NOW!

 

[JackBauer]

Unfortunately,we're being sarcastic.And no,it's an action film,even though it would make the greatest comedy ever.

*waits for JackBauer's obligatory "Maybe you're being sarcastic,but I love this movie.It's mother****ing snakes on a mother****ing plane!*

Maybe you're being sarcastic, but I love this movie. It's mother****ing snakes on a mother****ing plane!

I'm so predictable...

 

[Hoedowned]

LOL. Somebody liked Bowfinger.

Please New Line, let Sam Jackson say: WE GOT SNAKES ON A MOTHER ****ING PLANE!

 

[BeserkerHilf]

hmm...im thinking this movie will think itself as a serious action film, but the audience sees it as a joke...


much like coaches and games in arena football...


(sidenote: i had an idea for a movie that had an al pacino character from "any Given sunday" but took place on an arena football. thinks and takes it seriously, but doesn't realize how much a joke it is.)

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

Yeah and the Opening song during the credits will be "Attacked by snakes" by the Aquabats.

 

[Bastila]

This film just looks so bizzar really, but i got to see it because of that.

 

[xwolverine2]

http://www.subatomicwarp.com/Snakes_On_A_Plane.mp3

I MUST SEE SNAKES ON A PLANE!
THIS MOVIE IS GONNA ROCK BALLS!

 

[The Hero]

Snakes on a Game!

I love you,1up.com.

 

[The Hero]

This better be on the soundtrack:

 

[Super_Ludacris]

I remember bringing this up back in October lol

But this gonna be some cult **** straight up

 

[Landis-Wolf]

Dude, this movies gona scare the shi* out of me. I have a phobia of snakes! But I'm still gonna see it.

 

[GoldGoblin]

I hope this movie is really good.

 

[xwolverine2]

snakes on a plane fake teaser!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iFmSqOxHOk

I LOVE THIS MOVIE! i cant wait to see the real trailer!

 

[xwolverine2]

http://snakesonaplane1.ytmnd.com/
http://chuckandsam.ytmnd.com/
^^
LOL!

this movie is REALLY creating a fan base!!!

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Snakes on a Plane>>>POTC 2>>>>Superman Returns>>>>Mission Impossible 3

 

[Landis-Wolf]

Thats trippy...

 

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://snakesonaplane1.ytmnd.com/
http://chuckandsam.ytmnd.com/
^^
LOL!

this movie is REALLY creating a fan base!!!

 

[Landis-Wolf]

This Movie Will Rule!

 

[xwolverine2]

Snakes on a Plane>>>POTC 2>>>>Superman Returns>>>>Mission Impossible 3

watch it beat all of those(box office) and win and oscar!!

LOL!

 

[xwolverine2]

have these pics been posted yet?...

 

[xwolverine2]

SNAKES ON A PLANE TRAILER REVIEW:
VOICE OVER: In a world where snakes can get on a plane...

FADE IN ON: An airline check-in counter. The TICKET LADY is stamping somebody's ticket.

On the other side of the ticket counter is the passenger: a snake. In an effort to look more human, the snake is wearing a false moustache and an old-fashioned bowler hat.

TICKET LADY: Enjoy the flight, Mr...
(CHECKING THE NAME ON THE TICKET) Snakerson.

THE SNAKE: Sssssssss.

VOICE OVER: ... one man is on a plan with snakes.

CUT TO: Samuel L. Jackson, sitting on a plane. The snake is sitting in the chair next to him. Jackson chats away, apparently unaware that his seatmate is a snake.

SAMUEL L JACKSON: Well, all I'm saying is, just because I had a baby with her
doesn't make me a father, you know what I'm saying? I mean, I want to go
to the birthday party, but I've gotta fly to LA and take care of business.

THE SNAKE: Sssss....

The camera pulls back to reveal that every passenger on the plane except Samuel L Jackson is actually a snake . They are wearing a wide variety of disguises--one of them has a fake bushy Hasidic beard and is wearing a prayer shawl. Another has an outrageous afro.

SAMUEL L JACKSON: Hey, you've got something on your moustache there.

He reaches over to brush it off, and the moustache comes off.

SAMUEL L JACKSON: Wait a minute. You're a SNAKE!

VOICE OVER: Now.. that man must warn the world.

CUT TO: Jackson is in the cockpit. The pilot is slumped over, dead. Jackson yells into the radio.

SAMUEL L JACKSON: You've got to listen to me. There are SNAKES... on the
PLANE!

CUT TO: Samuel L Jackson punching a snake. The snake is wearing a pair of jeans.

Jackson finally knocks the snake out. He rummages through the snake's pockets and is shocked by what he finds.

SAMUEL L JACKSON: Oh my God. This snake has a PILOT'S LICENCE!

CUT TO: Samuel L. Jackson is talking on one of those phones they have in the seatbacks of planes. Tears are streaming down his face.

SAMUEL L JACKSON: Listen, sweetie, I know I haven't been the best
father. I'm so sorry. I don't think I'm going to get through this, and I wanted
you to know something: I love you very, very much. Oh, and by the way,
there are mother****ing SNAKES! On the goddamn PLANE!

VOICEOVER: Coming soon: SNAKES ON A PLANE. Because on a plane...
nobody can hear the snakes.

FADE OUT.

 

[Super_Ludacris]

watch it beat all of those(box office) and win and oscar!!

LOL!

Jackson is long overdue.....Kenan too Ditto for the snakes


those poor slithery bastards

 

[GoldGoblin]

have these pics been posted yet?...

^I haven't seen those,but that does make me more interested in seeing this movie.

 

[Landis-Wolf]

have these pics been posted yet?...
http://imageshack.us

http://imageshack.us
http://imageshack.us

If only stewardess' were like this in real life...

 

[The Dude]

This will be the greatest movie of all time. Watch it happen. This movie will make so much money off of curiosity alone