So about zombies....

[Jdeadevil]

Yeah I know this is really facepalm worthy and some twelve year old will probably put this on Failblog but I saw the series Dead Set and ever since then I've been suffering a lot of anxiety and fear out of it, zombies have always scared the absolute **** out of me since I was little but it's scary! Thing is, people really annoy me too when no one calms you down when you're scared and upset, they just childishly tell you how a zombie outbreak could happen supported by loads of supposed proof.

And I don't know why but I'm scared to do pretty much anything at the moment so... Could someone give me some evidence to suggest they wont exist please? Seriously, I know it's silly but Dead Set really did depress me quite a bit

 

[Heretic]

Hmm...you may have a valid reason to worry. I had sex with your mom last night and she just laid there like she was dead.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Zombies don't exist.

Well, eh....

In some remote villiage some British professors dealt with a "rage virus" of sorts.

The infected from 28 Days/Weeks Later.

Anyways, Zombies will never exist and a whoever believes so is a damned fool.

 

[[A]]

Last time I checked, Lancashire was *the* place most zombies choose to visit on new year's eve

 

[Jdeadevil]

Last time I checked, Lancashire was *the* place most zombies choose to visit on new year's eve

Well they're called Chavs and they already have.

Hmm...you may have a valid reason to worry. I had sex with your mom last night and she just laid there like she was dead.

And what the hell man? Lmao

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Herectic is just messing around. The only thing he's ****ing is a pillow.

 

[Jdeadevil]

Lol I know that, just a bit ******ed that's all XD

 

[Heretic]

Herectic is just messing around. The only thing he's ****ing is a pillow.

You're an amazing detective. How did you figure out that i wasn't actually having sex with his mom? Plus, you must possess psychic powers to know who or what I'm having sex with. How is it even possible to have sex with a pillow? Have you been desperate enough to try?

 

[Metamorpho1977]

yeah i know this is really facepalm worthy and some twelve year old will probably put this on failblog but i saw the series dead set and ever since then i've been suffering a lot of anxiety and fear out of it, zombies have always scared the absolute **** out of me since i was little but it's scary! Thing is, people really annoy me too when no one calms you down when you're scared and upset, they just childishly tell you how a zombie outbreak could happen supported by loads of supposed proof.

And i don't know why but i'm scared to do pretty much anything at the moment so... Could someone give me some evidence to suggest they wont exist please? Seriously, i know it's silly but dead set really did depress me quite a bit

reason 1...this is the real world

reason 2...zombies are not real!!!!!

In the words of the great philosopher, Red Foreman from That 70s Show, "Don't be a dumbass!"

 

[Metamorpho1977]

If zombies ever do become real? I'm sticking my arm out the window and joining the winning team... so beware.

 

[knowsbleed]

You should read World War Z... it will comfort you.

 

[Jdeadevil]

That was incredibly well typed, you sure you're drunk?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

You'd be surprised how many times I got drunk alone in front of a computer.

I mean, I'm sure I'm drunk.

 

[AlteredEgo]

When i get a-scared of the zombies i usually just cuddle up to my teddy bear. and by teddy bear i mean boomstick. and by boomstick i mean shotgun, not penis.

i digress.

 

[Mike_D202]

reason 1...this is the real world

reason 2...zombies are not real!!!!!

Yet....

*oils up chainsaw*

 

[bullets]

Anyways, Zombies will never exist and a whoever believes so is a damned fool.

You just jinxed yourself.

 

[AlteredEgo]

You just jinxed yourself.

Seriously, Aesop, you're gonna be patient zero fo' sho'.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Broskis, chillax, I got the greatest zombie plan ever.

 

[Mike_D202]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_p3.html

 

[Master Chief]

lol I love you.

It's only gay if our balls touch.

 

[bored]

Here's why you shouldn't worry: the zombie apocalypse WILL BE ****ING AWESOME!

 

[RKO]

Play some Left 4 Dead, it will make you feel better.

 

[Paroxysm]

This thread is one big lol fest!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

You mean feast?

 

[Paroxysm]

You mean feast?

feast? no, fest as in festival.