So about zombies....

[the_ultimate_evil]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide

buy it, read it and live

 

[redmarvel]

When i get a-scared of the zombies i usually just cuddle up to my teddy bear. and by teddy bear i mean boomstick. and by boomstick i mean shotgun, not penis.

i digress.

You better be careful, you really don't want to cuddle up to something that can blow your jewels away if you press the wrong trigger... ummm... on the other hand, isn't it true that almost anything intelligent that can be cuddled can blow?

As far as Zombies go... well, I think if it ever does happen you have 2 choices, 1 get the heck away from the rest of civilization and become a hermit or 2 admit you don't have much likelyhood of surviving and then prove yourself wrong.

 

[redmarvel]

There are already soul-less, life-less, brain craving hoardes walking among us... They are called GINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This ginger is NOT interested in your brains (or lack thereof).