So, apparently, John Tucker Must Die

[Swordmaster]

And because of movies like this, I cry myself to sleep at night.


Okay, not really, but the movie does look like a huge piece of crap

 

[QuailMan]

It really does. And what's worse, they list a myspace page as the movies "official site."

 

[Swordmaster]

If you have any self-respect, do NOT visit that site.


The only quasi redeeming quality in the movie is the babes, but they can't even save this mess

 

[Bat Attack]

Sounds like crap. Looks like crap. Smells like crap. This movie is one big steamy pile of crap.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Sophia Bush is one of the hottest creatures on the face of the Earth, and even THAT can't help this pile of trash.

 

[Bat Attack]

If this was "Julia Tucker Must Die" the feminists would be outraged.

 

[Mr. Credible]

it has Arielle Kebbel in it... so it can't be all bad.


odds are it will be, though.

 

[Bat Attack]

It's sad that I've seen this movie is getting more advertisement than Batman Begins did.

 

[Helghast]

This movie would have my money if the title weren't misleading. With a title like John Tucker Must Die, I expect the chicks to be armed to the toes with bullets and weapons and John Tucker to be some hardcore smack daddy pimp trying to turn all the women of the world into prostitutes, but he's white so he's funny, and the chicks are going to gun their way through John Tucker's city of gangbusters popping caps in people's asses until they get to John Tucker's mansion in the middle of the city, and they get him in his office and they torture him for the last fifeen minutes until they finally slice his balls off, then his head and the credits roll.
........
I went a bit too far, didn't I?