So smooth....

[Drakon]

[YT]Sl23O5N9FFI[/YT]

Simple enough. Come up with your own one-liners. For example:

I'm so classic, I'm in black and white.
I'm so mack, I run OS-X.
I'm so boss, I ended the Final Fantasy.

RULES:
Don't repeat.
Don't suck.
If you're having problems, see the first two rules.

 

[BillyZaned]

I'm so lame, my other name is Drakon!

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm like Nintendo, in order to get me to work you have to blow me.

 

[BillyZaned]

Winner!!!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I'm so Gothic I **** bats.

 

[BillyZaned]

I'm so horny, I'm like a 30 point buck

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm so lame, my other name is Drakon!

I'm so greatest of all time, you have to let Kanye interrupt you before you talk to me.

 

[BillyZaned]

I'm so GM, I break down after 6 months

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm so clean, you have to punch in ABACABB before I get bloody.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I'm so cool people have to call me Mr. Freeze.

 

[Drakon]

I'm so untouchable, Family Guy can't reference me.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm so innovative, JJ Abrams wants to direct a show about me called Found.

 

[BillyZaned]

I'm so stacked, Shasha Grey cries when we tango

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm so Jesus, I don't just walk on water, I breakdance on it.

 

[BillyZaned]

I'm so cell phone, I don't work when you need me too!

 

[Drakon]

I'm so ballin', my mother's maiden name is Voit.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I'm so rare, I'm like Mr. Clean with hair.

 

[BillyZaned]

I'm so Scientology, I make celebrities do what I want

 

[Kable24]

My d*** is so big even the brothers be saying daaaaaaaaaaamn!!

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm so explosive, Michael Bay wants to put me inside Megan Fox to blow her up.

 

[Drakon]

My d*** is so big even the brothers be saying daaaaaaaaaaamn!!

Yeah....subtle is key.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm so subtle, I make Invisible Woman blush.

 

[chaseter]

I'm so suave that I am a shampoo. HAR HAR HAR.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm so hype, Mirko named a website after me.

 

[CrashNburn]

sex is not the answer...its the question and yes is the answer

the last thing i want to do is hurt you but its still on the list

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?...works everytime lol!!