So smooth....

[Drakon]

Dude, follow the pattern.

"I'm so ________, [that] ____________. " Watch the video if you need more help.

 

[chaseter]

I'm so emo that I am a Tim Burton movie.

 

[CrashNburn]

Dude, follow the pattern.

"I'm so ________, [that] ____________. " Watch the video if you need more help.

my bad Drakon...i didnt even watch the vid. lol

im so goth, i wash with bleach instead of soap

 

[Manic]

I'm so vain, I probably think this song is about me.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I'm so two-faced my friends call me Harvey Dent.

 

[Drakon]

I'm so ripped, I can't be recycled....

 

[CrashNburn]

I'm so awesome, my dreams are jealous of me.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I'm so popular I have 10,000 friends on Myspace.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm so dreamy, my dreams dream about me.

fixed for better effect.

you're welcome.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

fixed for better effect.

you're welcome.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I'm such a badass, I made Chuck Norris cry.


*After making this statement, TheDreamMaster was found a mile from his house, apparently roundhouse kicked with such force that he left through the wall, but did not damage it at all. The wall itself did crumble from the damage hours later, when the awesome finally caught up to it.*

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm so peaceful, Obama decided to donate his Nobel Prize to me.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I'm so bad ass, Chuck Norris is one of my pupils.

I'm soooo Pimp, my *****es slap themselves.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm soooo Pimp, my *****es slap
themselves.

 

[SuperFerret]

I'm so positive, I've got a huge deficit of electrons.

 

[enterthemadness]

I'm so hot, I make hell look like winter.

 

[SuperFerret]

I'm so aesthetically pleasing, attractive women frequently to agree to engage in sexual intercourse with me.

I'm so smart, I solve Rubik's Cubes before they're made.

I'm so tough, I've set my alarm clock to kick me in the balls when I need to get up.

I'm so awesome, I'm planning an end of the world party for the night of Dec. 21st 2012.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I'm so clever, I played Professor Steven Hawking at chess and he crashed and had to be completely reinstalled.

I'm sooo old school, that your old school is my new school.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I'm so positive, I've got a huge deficit of electrons.

This one made me rofl.

 

[SuperFerret]

Molecular Chemistry FTW