So, Who Woke Up Expecting A Tiger In Their Home?

[Catman]

Share with the SHH community your New Year's Eve tales.

 

[bell110]

That's clearly a chicken.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

..I cant even remember last night...RA-Tarded

 

[Catman]

That's clearly a chicken.

Somtimes I confuse the two.

 

[bell110]

I remember alcohol. I remember watching Rise of Cobra for the first time. I remember not understanding what was going on in that movie. Not sure if that was the alcohol or the movie was just that bad.

 

[Majic Walrus]

It was the movie.

 

[katie_girl09]

I went downtown with a friend and did the whole countdown thing. There was a lot of food and music and skating so it was nice.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Being married and having 3 children...I was home watching the ball drop.

 

[Catman]

I went downtown with a friend and did the whole countdown thing. There was a lot of food and music and skating so it was nice.

Did you wake up next to a man you've never met before?

 

[Majic Walrus]

No. Katie and I have met before.

 

[katie_girl09]

Did you wake up next to a man you've never met before?

I most certainly did not!

I woke up next to my dog on the floor.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Hey I'm no dog!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Being married and having 3 children...I was home watching the ball drop.

Do not want

 

[katie_girl09]

Hey I'm no dog!

Then what did I buy this collar for?

*Edited for obscene content*

 

[Majic Walrus]

 

[Catman]

Being married and having 3 children...I was home watching the ball drop.

Do not want

Don't worry, Spoons. MR. TERRIFIC is an exception to the rule. While he's no longer in the position to get wasted he could have still had a civilized house party. So, if you knock up Pickles you can avoid having to spend your New Year's Eve watching Ryan Seacreast or Carson Daly.

 

[Alexia Dark]

When I clicked this thread, I was expecting a lame Tiger Woods joke.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

When I clicked this thread, I was expecting a lame Tiger Woods joke.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

 

[Spider-Vader]

When I clicked this thread, I was expecting a lame Tiger Woods joke.

Never seen 'The Hangover', huh?

 

[Carcharodon]

I shot someone in the face. With an arrow.

Then I was all like, "I've slept in the corpses of water buffalo tougher than you, mate!"

Then I died.

The end.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

lol now that's funny.

 

[Harry_Lime02]

Somtimes I confuse the two.

 

[Spider-Who?]

my new years was the lamest it's been in a while. Turned down a party invite and ended up plaing assassins creed 2 like it was any other night.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

New Year's was going pretty good for me, until I found out someone at the bar stole my coat with my hat, gloves, scarf, camera and iPod. Sobered me up really quick, trying to find it, then having to walk into below zero wind chill without a coat.

Up until then New Year's was a great time though.

 

[Darthphere]

I went to sleep at 11:30, woke up to see that we survived the clock going forward a minute, went back to sleep. New Years is a dumb holiday and just an excuse to get drunk. I don't need an excuse to get drunk.