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Dog Lips got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Morg's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Matt and 'fire, they believe
He'd been drinking too much egg nog
And we'd begged him not to go
But he forgot his can of flea flakes,
And he stumbled out the door into the snow.
When we found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
There were hoof prints on his forehead
And incriminating claws marks on his back
Dog Lips got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Morg's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Dew and Hunter they believe
Now we're all so proud of Danger Mouse
He's been taking this so well
See him in there watching football
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with Erzengel.
It's not Christmas without Dog Lips
All the Hype is dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his gifts or send them back? (Send them back!
t: )
Dog Lips got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Morg's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Drak and Cmill, they believe
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And a blue and silver candle
That would just have matched the hair in DL's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and works with elves
Dog Lips got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Morg's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for all us Hypesters, we believe!
Merry Christmas
Walking home from Morg's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Matt and 'fire, they believe

He'd been drinking too much egg nog
And we'd begged him not to go
But he forgot his can of flea flakes,
And he stumbled out the door into the snow.
When we found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
There were hoof prints on his forehead
And incriminating claws marks on his back
Dog Lips got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Morg's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Dew and Hunter they believe

Now we're all so proud of Danger Mouse
He's been taking this so well
See him in there watching football
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with Erzengel.
It's not Christmas without Dog Lips
All the Hype is dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his gifts or send them back? (Send them back!

Dog Lips got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Morg's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Drak and Cmill, they believe

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And a blue and silver candle
That would just have matched the hair in DL's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and works with elves
Dog Lips got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Morg's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for all us Hypesters, we believe!

Merry Christmas
