DOG LIPS Got Run Over By A Reindeer

[Immortalfire]

Dog Lips got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Morg's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Matt and 'fire, they believe

He'd been drinking too much egg nog
And we'd begged him not to go
But he forgot his can of flea flakes,
And he stumbled out the door into the snow.

When we found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
There were hoof prints on his forehead
And incriminating claws marks on his back

Dog Lips got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Morg's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Dew and Hunter they believe

Now we're all so proud of Danger Mouse
He's been taking this so well
See him in there watching football
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with Erzengel.

It's not Christmas without Dog Lips
All the Hype is dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his gifts or send them back? (Send them back! t: )

Dog Lips got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Morg's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Drak and Cmill, they believe

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And a blue and silver candle
That would just have matched the hair in DL's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and works with elves

Dog Lips got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Morg's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for all us Hypesters, we believe!


Merry Christmas

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Already a christmas thread, use the search button, merge.

 

[Symbiotic]

Already a christmas thread, use the search button, merge.

No. This is worthy of its own thread.

 

[Immortalfire]

Already a christmas thread, use the search button, merge.

 

[Mee]

Already a christmas thread, use the search button, merge.

Haha, you tell em.



Also, reindeer don't have claws.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

No. This is worthy of its own thread.

It's a poem so it's not really is it. Again another case of one rule for us.....

 

[Immortalfire]

Also, reindeer don't have claws.

Shows how much you know.

 

[Eggyman]

Hahahahahahahahaha. You just put a big ol' smile on my face

 

[Drizzle]

Already a christmas thread, use the search button, merge.

I love when people try to mod the mods. t:

 

[Badger]

Already a christmas thread, use the search button, merge.

It's a poem so it's not really is it. Again another case of one rule for us.....

Shut it Cupcake.


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As for the Poem, it is a thing of beauty.

 

[Immortalfire]

Of course, it's sung to the tune of the classic Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

 

[Showtime]

Of course, it's sung to the tune of the classic Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

I was singing it to the tune of a Spice Girls song.

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

Of course, it's sung to the tune of the classic Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

that was...........................the best Christmas song ever

 

[Hunter Rider]

Nice one 'fire.

 

[Immortalfire]

I was singing it to the tune of a Spice Girls song.

Dude.

 

[Batman]

If only it were true.

Good'un, fire.

 

[Immortalfire]

DL's probably gonna spit in my pumpkin pie for this.

 

[Showtime]

Dude.

Bend it like Beckham.

 

[Badger]

^Hahahaha.

 

[Matt]

Haha, very nice

 

[Apollo]

poor dog lips, that must have hurt

just look at him...so innocent and small

cruel world...

reindeer bastard!

 

[Fran]

Bravo poem,

 

[Immortalfire]

Everyone watch your back on Christmas eve.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Everyone watch your back on Christmas eve.

I think i read that totally wrong

 

[Logan's Runt]

Hahaha, nice!