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DOG LIPS Got Run Over By A Reindeer

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Dog Lips got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Morg's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Matt and 'fire, they believe :ikyn

He'd been drinking too much egg nog
And we'd begged him not to go
But he forgot his can of flea flakes,
And he stumbled out the door into the snow.

When we found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
There were hoof prints on his forehead
And incriminating claws marks on his back

Dog Lips got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Morg's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Dew and Hunter they believe :dkm:

Now we're all so proud of Danger Mouse
He's been taking this so well
See him in there watching football
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with Erzengel.

It's not Christmas without Dog Lips
All the Hype is dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his gifts or send them back? (Send them back! :woot: )

Dog Lips got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Morg's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Drak and Cmill, they believe :hehe:

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And a blue and silver candle
That would just have matched the hair in DL's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and works with elves

Dog Lips got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Morg's house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for all us Hypesters, we believe! :hyper:


Merry Christmas :lips:
 
Hahahahahahahahaha. You just put a big ol' smile on my face :D
 
Of course, it's sung to the tune of the classic Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
 
If only it were true. :o

Good'un, fire. :up:
 
DL's probably gonna spit in my pumpkin pie for this.
 
^Hahahaha.

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poor dog lips, that must have hurt

just look at him...so innocent and small :lips:

cruel world...

reindeer bastard! :cmad:
 

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