Someone tell me what I've missed the last 3 years.

[Alex The Great]

i hung out with a few coworkers a few hours ago.. I'm not drunk but not sober.. reading all this erz is a girl **** is not helping my buzz.

Your buzzed?

 

[Equint77]

Your buzzed?

yup.... I was out at my old bar and my friend hooked me up with drinks... not to mention the girl at the bar kept buying shots.

You all should come to NY.. it's easy getting someone to buy you drinks.. it's almost criminal.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Next year's comicon, we're all gettin drunk!

 

[knowsbleed]

Erz is not only a girl... she's an Asian girl...




... and her hair covers her face...





... and she is going to come out of your tv/cell phone/water well/closet/blanket/bed tonight if you do not bump this thread within the next 10 seconds.

 

[Alex The Great]

Were all doomed!

 

[Equint77]

Next year's comicon, we're all gettin drunk!

Stay away from bars in midtown.. particularly weekends.. none of them offer happy hour. You want the best deals.. go downtown to the lower east side... happy hour starts at about 3 and lasts till about 10 or later depending on the bar. You can get ****ED UP by 5pm with 20 bucks.

 

[Equint77]

Erz is not only a girl... she's an Asian girl...




... and her hair covers her face...





... and she is going to come out of your tv/cell phone/water well/closet/blanket/bed tonight if you do not bump this thread within the next 10 seconds.

All I picture is the ****ing grudge... thanks but no thanks.. And if that's racist.. blame the booze.

 

[Sam Fisher]

if you read my posts... you wouldn't think so... I broke people's brains.

Now I'm scared

 

[knowsbleed]

Were all doomed!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Stay away from bars in midtown.. particularly weekends.. none of them offer happy hour. You want the best deals.. go downtown to the lower east side... happy hour starts at about 3 and lasts till about 10 or later depending on the bar. You can get ****ED UP by 5pm with 20 bucks.

That's not a happy "hour", that's a happy "night"

 

[Alex The Great]

 

[Equint77]

That's not a happy "hour", that's a happy "night"

when the bars don't close till 4 or 5 am.. sometimes even 8am... that's happy hour.

There's JV and then there's varsity.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

and then there's Delaware

 

[Equint77]

and then there's Delaware

I saw the Delaware River on a senior trip back in 8th grade. It was watery.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

It tends to do that sometimes

 

[Equint77]

I just found out today I might have 3 interviews for jobs back at HBO. Now mind you all most of my genius here came from the time I should have been working but instead focused on my post count. For whatever reason... I'm thanking my lucky stars someone likes me.

 

[TEDDY]

Any nervous breakdowns?
Anyone get bullied into a psych ward?

I need updates on what the **** has been going on here since I went away.

Well, should the vampire invasion occur, we only have one hope for survival...


How's that for an update?

 

[Equint77]

i miss your dancing teddy bear avatar... steven segal is a *****e bag. Someone forgot to send him the email telling him he blows.

 

[chaseter]

You work the late night HBO huh? When those awesome porn movies come on like 'Saving Ryan's Privates' and 'James Bondage.'

 

[Equint77]

that's cinemax... we endorse Katie Morgans porn show where she answers sex questions naked while flashing clips of her porn.

Don't get it twisted.

 

[Motown Marvel]

her boobs are awkward.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Oh yeah, and whatever you do, stay away from the bat-boards if you value your life.

 

[Star]

Oh yeah, and whatever you do, stay away from the bat-boards if you value your life.

Agreed. I think it's reaching the point that the Bat forums are equally as scary as the RPG ones...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

her boobs are awkward.

Very

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Agreed. I think it's reaching the point that the Bat forums are equally as scary as the RPG ones...

They are scariest place on this forum, everyone knows that.