Sometimes it pays...

[Outsiderzedge]

To disagree with your mother.

My cousin is getting married next week. And I was going to wear one of two dresses that I own. She said they were inappropriate (which is not true, honest).

We went out and gots me another dress this morning at her expense. :D

 

[Mic]

And I was going to wear one of two dresses that I own. She said they were inappropriate (which is not true, honest).

Pics or bull****

 

[Holly Goodhead]

You only have 2 dresses?

 

[Outsiderzedge]

It was from a boutique, so I can't find the exact dress online... to give you an idea:

This cut and length in satin, with a black underbust sash:
http://www.sawf.org/newedit/edit03202006/satin_dress.jpg
Kinda this fabric, but less oriental:
http://www.japonic.com/kimono/cotton/ume1-fab1.jpg

It was funny. I tried it on, my mom essentially said "ew no" while I liked it. I changed my shoes and then her opinion went to "we're getting it". Pffft.

 

[Outsiderzedge]

I don't wear dresses. If I do, its for a reason.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I dont like it

 

[maxwell's demon]

i cant picture you in anything but a potato sack

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I dont normally like Diane Von Furstenbergs clothes but this is cute.

 

[JLBats]

Holy ****, you have a family?

 

[dmcnx]

I still don't want to believe you have a vag

 

[JLBats]

I still don't want to believe you have a vag

It's far too humanizing

I like to maintain the image of Outsiderzedge as some sort of amorphous blob, which occasionally takes the form of a mage or jester.

 

[dmcnx]

Or an ocelot!

 

[Matt]

You're a woman!?!?!

 

[JLBats]

Or an ocelot!

Sheep!

 

[dmcnx]

Hippo:madder:

 

[Corinthian™]

Get this.. Outzie's a BLACK woman

 

[JLBats]

Get this.. Outzie's a BLACK woman

That seems creepily ironic

 

[dmcnx]

Yeah, and you're a mexican man

 

[GunBlade]

I dont normally like Diane Von Furstenbergs clothes but this is cute.

Hmm, maybe in black.

 

[Corinthian™]

Yeah, and you're a mexican man

believe it

 

[Outsiderzedge]

i cant picture you in anything but a potato sack

That's what I wear for clubbing. Oo baby.

 

[XwolverineX]

You only have 2 dresses?

You only have two boobs.

 

[dmcnx]

believe it

"I meant you are a hemaphrodite that are into boys with your boy parts and into girls with your girl parts"

I was gonna sig that, but you'd get too happy and splooge early...again