My Friend Bumped Uglies with HIS COUSIN!

[BizarroAids]

This was originally brought up in the Hype Lounge the other day. But I wanted some more input on what I should do.


One of my really good buddies got drunk last weekend and ended up having sexual intercourse with his cousin....his blood cousin. It's not like they never see each other or didn't know about one another. They see each other all the time. Well, my buddy had a party last weekend and had a bunch of people over, him and his cousin were drinking alot of Jager and Vodka...so people left, but a few drunks stayed at his house and heard moanings in the middle of the night. My buddy Josh went to see who was having sex and he walked in on my buddy John and his cousin Paula going at it on his bed. I don't think I could look at him the same.


His cousin is hot though. She's 34, mother of 3. But has a nice body, and fake boobs, but they aren't insanely huge...but noticeably big. I had just found out this morning from Josh, and he talked to John about it after it happened and they swore never to speak of it. He didn't go into details or anything, he just said that when John woke up the next morning, he saw a brunette laying her head on his stomach, and when he looked to see who it was they both jumped up freaking out and she ended up crying.

How do I act around them now?? I'm still in shock and grossed out.

What should I do now? What do I say??

Advice Pleaset:

 

[Rando Aces]

eww.

tell him to go wash off.

and then get his head checked

 

[BizarroAids]

eww.

tell him to go wash off.

and then get his head checked

Wash off? LOL I think he'll need to do more than that!! Dude that's going to stick with him FOREVER.

A plus side though. I could use this as black mail against her so I can see her fake goods and perhaps...other favors.

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

This is a sad example,never get drunk.

 

[Immortalfire]

Ugh...*goes to have cerebellum purged*

 

[Rando Aces]

Wash off? LOL I think he'll need to do more than that!! Dude that's going to stick with him FOREVER.

A plus side though. I could use this as black mail against her so I can see her fake goods and perhaps...other favors.

touche you sly dog you

 

[turtlefocker]

how old is he?

 

[BizarroAids]

I keep wondering (no matter how drunk he was) if that somewhere in his subconscience, if he remembers ANY part of doing her. Whether he thought he was having a sick dream about it, or he semi knew what he was doing and just wanted to go with since the deed had already been done.

I'm pretty sure I got a picture of all of us together that night. I'll look and post it up.

 

[BizarroAids]

how old is he?

He's 22.

 

[Mister J]

eww.

tell him to go wash off.

Oh, and this is seriously ****ed up.

 

[Nomak]

Not something you can really just forget and move on. There will always be that awkward tension between them. Only thing TO do is to have them both talk about it. Not good holding stuff in.

 

[The Geek Vault]

wow...
so she has three kids? Is she's married that'd be even worse!

 

[BizarroAids]

Oh, and this is seriously ****ed up.

Like this is the first thread ever that was seriously twisted

I wouldn't have posted it, but I needed some answers/advice on how I should approach it. And it's not like I can discuss it with my friends.

They will

A: Tell everyone they know (they can't keep secrets)

B: Embarass him to no extent

C: Tell his whole family in from of them.

 

[BizarroAids]

wow...
so she has three kids? Is she's married that'd be even worse!

She's going through a divorce right now. But it's not completely finalized yet. The husband doesn't live with her anymore, if that makes a difference.

She's been hanging with us lately because of what's going on and she hates sitting alone at her house on weekends she doesn't have the kids. Plus she her friends are a little more older than her and don't really like going out that much, she's very young at heart.

 

[Immortalfire]

How should you approach it? Don't.

 

[skorponok]

I was with a girl once who - a couple years into the relationship - told me that she had sex with her cousin (her mom's brother's son...) while she was on ACID

 

[BizarroAids]

How should you approach it? Don't.

Seriously?? Just keep it inside? All bottled up WAITING to explode.

Only to the point that when ever I get drunk around him or her i'll blurt something out about it....I just know I will.

 

[The Geek Vault]

Seriously?? Just keep it inside? All bottled up WAITING to explode.

Only to the point that when ever I get drunk around him or her i'll blurt something out about it....I just know I will.

hm this is quite the conundrum if I were you I would be there for my friend, I mean the guy was drunk and he's probably really embarressed. More *****ed up things have happened than that, ya know?

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

hm this is quite the conundrum if I were you I would be there for my friend, I mean the guy was drunk and he's probably really embarressed. More *****ed up things have happened than that, ya know?

I agree with Marvelman.

 

[fu manchu]

tell them to move to the south.....

 

[Lighthouse]

Wasn't marrying your cousin pretty common, even as recently as 50 years ago? Einstein married his cousin.

 

[knowsbleed]

This is a sad example,never get drunk.

As if getting drunk always leads to hot, steamy cousin sex.

Now if I were Poetic Chaos and had a cousin as hot as his... hmmmmm...

 

[ComicChick]

Wasn't marrying your cousin pretty common, even as recently as 50 years ago? Einstein married his cousin.

so did Jerry Lee Louis

 

[Badger]

This was originally brought up in the Hype Lounge the other day. But I wanted some more input on what I should do.


One of my really good buddies got drunk last weekend and ended up having sexual intercourse with his cousin....his blood cousin. It's not like they never see each other or didn't know about one another. They see each other all the time. Well, my buddy had a party last weekend and had a bunch of people over, him and his cousin were drinking alot of Jager and Vodka...so people left, but a few drunks stayed at his house and heard moanings in the middle of the night. My buddy Josh went to see who was having sex and he walked in on my buddy John and his cousin Paula going at it on his bed. I don't think I could look at him the same.


His cousin is hot though. She's 34, mother of 3. But has a nice body, and fake boobs, but they aren't insanely huge...but noticeably big. I had just found out this morning from Josh, and he talked to John about it after it happened and they swore never to speak of it. He didn't go into details or anything, he just said that when John woke up the next morning, he saw a brunette laying her head on his stomach, and when he looked to see who it was they both jumped up freaking out and she ended up crying.

How do I act around them now?? I'm still in shock and grossed out.

What should I do now? What do I say??

Advice Pleaset:

One question...

If they were "noticeably big" would it be alright?

Spoiler

Just in case you are having trouble with the answer. The answer would be "Hell ****ing No!!!!"

 

[Badger]

As if getting drunk always leads to hot, steamy cousin sex.

Now if I were Poetic Chaos and had a cousin as hot as his... hmmmmm...

...but those are "noticeabley big"!!