Somewhere in Africa, a child died but Jesus gave Mary J. Blige a Grammy

[Killgore]

My wife's watching the Grammys while I chill out here. And as always on those inane awards shows, some insipid performer has to thank Jesus for giving them a stupid statuette. And somewhere a child starves to death. It is so ridiculous to think that any deity be it Jesus, God, Allah or Vishnu would 1) give a f;;ck about a stupid award, 2) allow evil to persist but bless entertainers for doing something as unimportant in the grand scheme of things as carry a tune.

I hate everyone.

 

[Master Chief]

Word to yo momma!

True though. Yes.

 

[Tangled Web]

* scratches head.

 

[Dorian Gray]

 

[R0rschach]

Well said, Killgore.

The fact you notice such things proves your wisdom. However, don't let it get to you. You hold no power over such things.

 

[Joker]

agreed...alsoit's like George Carlin says, you always here people thank jesus when they win, but yet they never say anything about him when they lose...you never hear a football player say "god made me fumble the ball at the 2 yard line" or anything. people who thank jesus or god for anything trivial are idiots...

 

[Killgore]

The other thing that kills me is when someone gets in an accident, nearly die and lose the use of their legs and they thank Jesus for letting them live. WTF kind of deity do they worship? If he really cared they wouldn't have gotten in the accident in the first place.

 

[Darthphere]

Wow, this thread is still relevant 100 years later.

 

[R0rschach]

Wow, this thread is still relevant 100 years later.

Are you from the past?

 

[Killgore]

LOL

I think people do that because they know they have no control over life.
But it's true, thank the lord for the good things and say nothing when he fu€ks with you. Funny huh?

Thanks for the new way to fool the boards! Praise JE$US!

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

i dont see anything wrong with it. if they want to thank jesus for giving them talent and passion for what they do so let it be it. you bunch of freakin ******s!

 

[Master Chief]

LOL

I think people do that because they know they have no control over life.
But it's true, thank the lord for the good things and say nothing when he fu€ks with you. Funny huh?

I'm not a deeply religious person, but I've been raised Catholic.

So there are times when a bus comes and I get a seat, and I'm like, "Thank you God."

And there are other times when I'm waiting for a bus for 20 minutes
in a rainstorm and I'm like,

"YOUF**KINGA**HOLE!!!

"

 

[Matt]

Homer: Erm, I don't have any cash. Will you take this?
Bellboy: AN AWARD SHOW TROPHY!?!?...oh, its a Grammy *throws it out the window*

 

[Killgore]

We desperately need a smiley of a face with a hand waving over its head. When we get it, I'll praise Vishnu.

BTW, how do you get the euro sign?

 

[Canadian Rider]

Don't blame God for the evil in this world. Look in the mirror and in your own heart. Their is plenty of evil found within the hearts of mankind ... God doesn't need to contribute.

 

[Killgore]

Homer: Erm, I don't have any cash. Will you take this?
Bellboy: AN AWARD SHOW TROPHY!?!?...oh, its a Grammy *throws it out the window*

lol

 

[R0rschach]

i dont see anything wrong with it. if they want to thank jesus for giving them talent and passion for what they do so let it be it. you bunch of freakin ******s!

Thats the whole point! We believe that if Jesus would give anything, he would give that starving child some food instead of the singer an award. So the singer thanking Jesus doesnt make any sense.


OMG OMG OMG

get it???????????

Yes>?????????????????????????


raly???????????

Oh realy?????????????

 

[Crooklyn]

Don't blame God for the evil in this world. Look in the mirror and in your own heart. Their is plenty of evil found within the hearts of mankind ... God doesn't need to contribute.

No one's blaming God.

 

[Darthphere]

Thats the whole point! We believe that if Jesus would give anything, he would give that starving child some food instead of the singer an award. So the singer thanking Jesus doesnt make any sense.


OMG OMG OMG

get it???????????

Yes>?????????????????????????


raly???????????

Oh realy?????????????

Maybe the starving child didnt pray enough.

 

[C. Lee]

My wife's watching the Grammys while I chill out here. And as always on those inane awards shows, some insipid performer has to thank Jesus for giving them a stupid statuette. And somewhere a child starves to death. It is so ridiculous to think that any deity be it Jesus, God, Allah or Vishnu would 1) give a f;;ck about a stupid award, 2) allow evil to persist but bless entertainers for doing something as unimportant in the grand scheme of things as carry a tune.

I hate everyone.

For someone "chilling out"....you seem rather tense.

 

[Killgore]

Don't blame God for the evil in this world. Look in the mirror and in your own heart. Their is plenty of evil found within the hearts of mankind ... God doesn't need to contribute.

So a little two year old girl who is diagnosed with cancer has evil within her heart? But Mary J Blige's heart is filled with righteousness.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Don't blame God for the evil in this world. Look in the mirror and in your own heart. Their is plenty of evil found within the hearts of mankind ... God doesn't need to contribute.

 

[R0rschach]

I'm not a deeply religious person, but I've been raised Catholic.

So there are times when a bus comes and I get a seat, and I'm like, "Thank you God."

And there are other times when I'm waiting for a bus for 20 minutes
in a rainstorm and I'm like,

"YOUF**KINGA**HOLE!!!

"

Same here. I've been raised Muslim.

And I curse and love god all through my life.

 

[Killgore]

Maybe the starving child didnt pray enough.

Maybe he did, but Jesus doesn't understand Swahili.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

So a little two year old girl who is diagnosed with cancer has evil within her heart? But Mary J Blige's heart is filled with righteousness.

what does mary j blige thanking of god has to do with a little girl dying of cancer? did mary j blige give it to her?

get over yourself.