Spider-man vs Superman

[web-king]

 

[unstoppable]

Seriously. Everyone knows Leaguer's not creative enough to make anything up.

i doesn't make things up he just gets his heros messed up

 

[TheCorpulent1]

lolz venom pwnt teh world

 

[unstoppable]

Brilliant but i am surprised venom didn't break his teeth

 

[web-king]

lolz venom pwnt teh world

pwnt teh world ?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

i doesn't make things up he just gets his heros messed up

Well, I doesn't make things up either. Are you calling me some kind of liar?

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

i doesn't make things up he just gets his heros messed up

Dude. The only one making up things is obviously youizzle.

That, and Venom's made of magic.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

It's true. Venom craps fairies and pisses hobos.

And if you don't think hobos are magical, there's something ****ing wrong with you.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Well, I doesn't make things up either. Are you calling me some kind of liar?

That, sir, would undoubtedly constitute a match of fisticuffs with those wordsizzles.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Hobo's HAVE to be magical. Have you seen what they eatizzle? If YOU ate that, you'd probably die.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Their stomachs are actually magical furnaces of love.

 

[web-king]

Brilliant but i am surprised venom didn't break his teeth

 

[unstoppable]

Well, I doesn't make things up either. Are you calling me some kind of liar?

no but if you take it that way that's your fault

 

[unstoppable]

It's true. Venom craps fairies and pisses hobos.

that must hurt

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I always thought they were magical furnaces of ****izzle.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

no but if you take it that way that's your fault

That's how you saidizzle it.

 

[unstoppable]

stop with the izzles

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Never...izzle?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

that must hurt

Venom can take it. He beat the **** out of Superman, you know.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Venom can take it. He beat the **** out of Superman, you know.

You remember that issue? Where he threwizzle Superman off the Pacific Ocean?

 

[web-king]

Venom can take it. He beat the **** out of Superman, you know.

hell yah

 

[The Leaguer]

Spider-Man enjoys the butthole pleasure.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You remember that issue? Where he threwizzle Superman off the Pacific Ocean?

I remember the one where Venom threw Superman into the sun, then lol'ed when Supes came back all super-powerful, then proceeded to smack Supes around like a woman.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I remember the one where Venom threw Superman into the sun, then lol'ed when Supes came back all super-powerful, then proceeded to smack Supes around like a woman.

That writing was totally garbageizzle. Everybody knows that Superman would die from sun exposure.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

He was wearing SPF 15,000,000 at the time. Batman taught him the basics of prep time for the fight and Venom still pwnt him.