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Sure, whatever you say, farmer... ur, I mean Dan. 



Jeez, JewishHobbit, next time can you take a sec to read the posts and follow the thread a little before you start spreading personal judgments like "Upstanding guy there, Dan" around?
Most people got the gag.
Oh brother.
how many places must i yelp from the hills that I am not Dan Slott.
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Dear Lord,
I am NOT farmernudie.
Did ANYONE read the actual post?
It was on a thread arguing whether people abuse their anonymity by hiding behind screen names-- and if we should all start using our real names instead (like myself, Steve Wacker, Mark Waid, Kurt Busiek, and others do.)
Some people came to the table late (like people who turned on Orson Welles' WAR OF THE WORLD'S broadcast WITHOUT hearing the disclaimer) and this thing has spread to other web-sites.
Here's the thing:
It's INSANE. Both of these guys (farmernudie and whiteshark) have been posting on CBR for YEARS and MANY, MANY OTHER SITES AS WELL. If I HAD been these TWO POSTERS while doing my OWN posts as well... There's NO WAY the timing could've worked out AT ALL. I obviously would NEVER have slept, taken ANY vacations, or had ANY time to do my frickin' JOB! Anyone with common sense would've figured this out. Oy.
The sad thing is, farmernudie likes going to a site that is (on the whole) VERY negative about the current SPIDER-MAN book, and now all of his fellow posters there have effectively shunned him because he's having a HELLUVA time convincing them that he's NOT me.I've profusely apologized to farmernudie and he has GRACIOUSLY accepted. (Thank God!) But c'mon, people. Can we all put 2 and 2 together and come up 4 already. Jesus.
I want this poor guy to have his internet-life back and happily go back to his regular bashing sessions about ASM with his regular bashing buddies. Instead of BEING the one who's gettin' bashed! He's a nice guy-- married, works in the medical field, likes Calvin & Hobbes, reads lots of Marvel Comics, and likes dishing on why he thinks my book sucks. I did NOT make him up out of the ether. Can we all give him a break?
Jeez, JewishHobbit, next time can you take a sec to read the posts and follow the thread a little before you start spreading personal judgments like "Upstanding guy there, Dan" around?
Most people got the gag.
And here's the May numbers!
QTY
RANK DOLLAR
RANK INDEX ITEM
CODE DESCRIPTION PRICE VENDOR
1 1 262.70 MAR100516-M AVENGERS #1 $3.99 MAR
2 2 182.36 FEB100421-M SIEGE #4 $3.99 MAR
3 3 174.00 MAR100178-M BATMAN RETURN OF BRUCE WAYNE #1 $3.99 DC
4 4 171.14 MAR100566-M SECRET AVENGERS #1 $3.99 MAR
5 7 165.65 MAR100159-M BRIGHTEST DAY #1 (*) $2.99 DC
6 6 150.06 MAR100181-M BATMAN RETURN OF BRUCE WAYNE #2 $3.99 DC
7 9 144.68 MAR100161-M BRIGHTEST DAY #2 (*) $2.99 DC
8 10 141.55 MAR100163-M GREEN LANTERN #54 $2.99 DC
9 11 136.02 MAR100183-M BATMAN AND ROBIN #12 $2.99 DC
10 15 123.53 MAR100587-M UNCANNY X-MEN #524 $2.99 MAR
11 5 123.31 FEB100435 NEW AVENGERS FINALE #1 $4.99 MAR
12 14 122.74 MAR100171-M FLASH #2 $2.99 DC
13 8 114.64 FEB100427 DARK AVENGERS #16 $3.99 MAR
14 19 110.34 MAR100164-M GREEN LANTERN CORPS #48 $2.99 DC
15 26 103.96 MAR100593-M X-MEN LEGACY #236 $2.99 MAR
16 25 100.21 MAR100596-M X-FORCE #27 $2.99 MAR
17 12 100.14 MAR100173-M JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #45 $3.99 DC
18 23 100.00 MAR100185 BATMAN #699 $2.99 DC
19 27 99.04 MAR100577-M THOR #610 EPILOGUE $2.99 MAR
20 13 97.60 FEB100436 SENTRY FALLEN SUN $3.99 MAR
21 29 92.93 FEB100481-M AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #630 $2.99 MAR
22 30 91.76 MAR100499-M AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #631 $2.99 MAR
23 33 90.94 MAR100501-M AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #632 $2.99 MAR
24 16 90.61 MAR100471-M ASTONISHING SPIDER-MAN WOLVERINE #1 $3.99 MAR
25 17 88.86 MAR100473-M ASTONISHING X-MEN XENOGENESIS #1 $3.99 MAR
26 39 85.97 MAR100546-M INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #26 $2.99 MAR
27 18 85.49 MAR100497 ULTIMATE COMICS NEW ULTIMATES #2 $3.99 MAR
28 20 84.87 MAR100496 ULTIMATE COMICS AVENGERS 2 #2 $3.99 MAR
29 37 81.41 MAR100165-M JUSTICE LEAGUE GENERATION LOST #1 $2.99 DC
30 38 80.84 MAR100169-M BIRDS OF PREY #1 $2.99 DC
Batman, Green Lantern, the Flash and Thor are the only "solo heroes" to best ASM. Everything else is an event or a group book. I'm a bit surprised that Avengers 1 did better than Siege's conclusion--although it's true that Siege was sort of lame. I'm a bit surprised that Spidey does no better than 21, because I think the more recent books have been great.
OMIT almost breaks into the top ten, Astonishing falls to # 51, what the freak?!?
http://www.diamondcomics.com/public/default.asp?t=1&m=1&c=3&s=237&ai=98515&ssd=
01. X-MEN #1
02. BRIGHTEST DAY #6
03. BATMAN RETURN OF BRUCE WAYNE #4
04. AVENGERS #3
05. BATMAN AND ROBIN #13
06. GREEN LANTERN #56
07. NEW AVENGERS #2
08. BRIGHTEST DAY #5
09. BATMAN #701
10. SECRET AVENGERS #3
11. AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #638
12. GREEN LANTERN CORPS #50
13. UNCANNY X-MEN #526
14. X-MEN SECOND COMING #2
15. FLASH #4
16. BATMAN ODYSSEY #1
17. X-FORCE #28
18. JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #47
19. AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #637
20. AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #636
21. SHADOWLAND #1
22. SUPERMAN #701
23. THOR #612
24. X-MEN LEGACY #238
25. STEVE ROGERS SUPER-SOLDIER #1
Here's most of the Spidey books:
11. AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #638
19. AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #637
20. AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #636
42. ULTIMATE COMICS: SPIDER-MAN #12
51. ASTONISHING SPIDER-MAN/WOLVERINE #2
75. WORLD WAR HULKS: SPIDER-MAN VS THOR #1
82. WORLD WAR HULKS: SPIDER-MAN VS THOR #2
So let me get this straight....
The FIRST issue of Superman, written by the much heralded JMS on these Spidey boards, sold slightly less than any of the three ASM books?
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