Spoil A Movie With No Context

[DrCosmic]

All mothers feel immense pressure and screw up sometimes.

 

[WolfCypher]

It's all a sequel to Unb***********

 

[Sundancer]

Sean Bean's character dies

 

[DrCosmic]

The girl he's dating is his new protege's daughter.

 

[WolfCypher]

Mark Walhberg was waiting behind the door to shoot him, with bags on his feet.

 

[squeekness]

The dad ends up being the bad guy.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Turns out it was man!

 

[gwynplaine]

In the end, she might be a fish-woman too.

 

[Batmannerism]

Okay here's a few:


- it was actually the plants all along , who were fed up with mankind's bull **** !


- she was really a man, but the protagonist loved him anyway.

- just as her career is taking off, the writer decide he hated the audience and she ends up crippled begging the only person who ever loved her to kill her.


- it was just the neighborhood watch gone bad.

- There is no secret ingredient, it's just you.

 

[Art_of_Crime]

The Allies won the war

 

[Art_of_Crime]

They lived happily ever after.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Turns out his mentor was the villain.

 

[Enriquespy]

An axe to the chest is a bad idea, but not for the reason you are thinking.

There were nuts in the cake, cue decapitation.

Mom hugs angry brother, also Mary Poppins finally has a chat!

So the metaphor monster is now our basement dwelling pet, let's feed him worms!!!

 

[Spider-Fan]

It wasn't his fault.

 

[Art_of_Crime]

It was Earth all along

Two people fall in love, then they get old, then they die.

Godot still hasn't shown up.

she took her clothes off... a lot, and "everyone got AIDS and ****"

 

[Spider-Fan]

She dies and leaves him a son he never knew he had.

 

[Schlosser85]

He's her daughter's father, and it's her fault he died.

 

[Schlosser85]

It's not a panic room....it's a trap.

 

[Batmannerism]

While he thought he was helping a kid with emotional problems, he was really just playing "Bruce the friendly ghost."


While it looked like magic, it really was just an evil twin all along.

He was tricked into plotting the downfall of western civilisation and punching himself by the world's worst imaginary friend.

 

[Art_of_Crime]

A carpenter tried to give some people free advice, and ended up having a really bad couple of days.

They invented a food that helped both the population problem and the hunger crisis, but of course someone had to complain.

A guy has a midlife crisis, keeps seeing flowers and for some odd reason wins a lot of Oscars.

Never go to Punxsutawney if you feel like your life is in a rut.

 

[Mr. Forest]

Adam Sandler plays a loser who discovers the meaning of responsibility.

A group of teenagers go on trip and meets a deadly stranger, leaving only a few of them alive by the end(?).

A computer hacker finds it is he who has been hacked along by the system, so he has to hack like never before.

 

[Schlosser85]

The priest is a bank robber and the salesman is a Fed.

 

[Art_of_Crime]

A goal oriented woman who thinks she doesn't have time for love meets a man who annoys her at first, but eventually they fall in love. Insert christmas tree, boat,thanksgiving turkey, coma, elevator, tropical island.... mix and match as needed. Put on TV on that greeting card channel.

 

[Batmannerism]

The very thing that they were trying to prevent was the thing that had to happen for the movie to end.

 

[Spider-Fan]

They needed a bigger boat.

The creature was pregnant.