Squirrels cause power outages in two cities

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  1. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    Probably on crack
     
  3. AhabTheArab Registered

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    class last week was canceled on monday, the power all of a sudden went out and someone complained of a burning smell.

    come back on weds, prof tells us the truth, squirrel. gave his life so i could have an extra hour and 15 minutes. he did not die in vain.
     
  4. PemLam Let the butthurt flow!

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    They're just rats with fluffy tails...****ing vermin.
     
  5. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    I was looking out the window on Sunday and saw a squirrel with a pizza crust in its mouth, looking for somewhere to bury it for winter I guess. It goes to two plastic garbage bags full of leaves...but instead of dropping it into the bag, it drops it in between the two bags and tries to cover it up with the plastic. Then runs off. Damn they're stupid. :o
     
  6. PemLam Let the butthurt flow!

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    It'd be better if he got stuck in the bag and suffocated. Better yet, his screams of terror attract more of his little brood and they all get stuck. S****y little creatures.
     
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    viva la squirrel revolucion! :woot:
     
  8. So the true monsters of Cloverfield have been revealed? :wow:
     
  9. AhabTheArab Registered

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    maybe he was delivering that pizza crust.
     
  10. SoulManX The Inspector!

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    Damn that Squirrel Girl and her horde:cmad:
     
  11. Gary Glitter Registered

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    i have a pic of squirrels with Sabres...its funny....but yeah..some squirrels are pretty smart..just look at Foamy...he's hilarious
     
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    PM! PM me with the pic I say!
     
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  14. Hobgoblin Veritas veritatum

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    It begins....:wow: :csad:
     
  15. Gary Glitter Registered

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    *caught a squirrel*
     
  16. PemLam Let the butthurt flow!

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    Did you crush it's little head? Please tell me you killed the little vermin?! :cmad:
     
  17. Gary Glitter Registered

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    actually i got it caged up and teaching it how to do trick and flip people of....j/k..
     
  18. PemLam Let the butthurt flow!

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    J/K?...so you snuffed it right?
     
  19. Gary Glitter Registered

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    um...no not really....
     
  20. PemLam Let the butthurt flow!

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    :cmad: Another opportunity squandered. :cmad:
     
  21. Gary Glitter Registered

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    was i supposed to dispose of it properly sir?
     
  22. PemLam Let the butthurt flow!

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    Plastic bag or garbage disposal...either way would be appropriate for the little demons from hell. :o
     
  23. Gary Glitter Registered

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    oh...i am very sorry sir...i shall do it correctly next time
     
  24. PemLam Let the butthurt flow!

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    Your training goes well youngling.
     
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    Thank you my master.
     

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