Squirrels cause power outages in two cities

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071120/ap_on_fe_st/odd_squirrel_outages


Those little bastards knew what they were doing.

 

[Whirlysplat]

Probably on crack

 

[AhabTheArab]

class last week was canceled on monday, the power all of a sudden went out and someone complained of a burning smell.

come back on weds, prof tells us the truth, squirrel. gave his life so i could have an extra hour and 15 minutes. he did not die in vain.

 

[PemLam]

They're just rats with fluffy tails...****ing vermin.

 

[terry78]

They're just rats with fluffy tails...****ing vermin.

I was looking out the window on Sunday and saw a squirrel with a pizza crust in its mouth, looking for somewhere to bury it for winter I guess. It goes to two plastic garbage bags full of leaves...but instead of dropping it into the bag, it drops it in between the two bags and tries to cover it up with the plastic. Then runs off. Damn they're stupid.

 

[PemLam]

I was looking out the window on Sunday and saw a squirrel with a pizza crust in its mouth, looking for somewhere to bury it for winter I guess. It goes to two plastic garbage bags full of leaves...but instead of dropping it into the bag, it drops it in between the two bags and tries to cover it up with the plastic. Then runs off. Damn they're stupid.

It'd be better if he got stuck in the bag and suffocated. Better yet, his screams of terror attract more of his little brood and they all get stuck. S****y little creatures.

 

[SuperMonkey]

viva la squirrel revolucion! t:

 

[LastSunrise1981]

So the true monsters of Cloverfield have been revealed?

 

[AhabTheArab]

I was looking out the window on Sunday and saw a squirrel with a pizza crust in its mouth, looking for somewhere to bury it for winter I guess. It goes to two plastic garbage bags full of leaves...but instead of dropping it into the bag, it drops it in between the two bags and tries to cover it up with the plastic. Then runs off. Damn they're stupid.

maybe he was delivering that pizza crust.

 

[SoulManX]

Damn that Squirrel Girl and her horde

 

[Gary Glitter]

i have a pic of squirrels with sabers...its funny....but yeah..some squirrels are pretty smart..just look at Foamy...he's hilarious

 

[SuperMonkey]

i have a pic of squirrels with sabers...its funny....but yeah..some squirrels are pretty smart..just look at Foamy...he's hilarious

PM! PM me with the pic I say!

 

[Gary Glitter]

ok..

 

[Hobgoblin]

It begins....

 

[Gary Glitter]

*caught a squirrel*

 

[PemLam]

*caught a squirrel*

Did you crush it's little head? Please tell me you killed the little vermin?!

 

[Gary Glitter]

actually i got it caged up and teaching it how to do trick and flip people of....j/k..

 

[PemLam]

actually i got it caged up and teaching it how to do trick and flip people of....j/k..

J/K?...so you snuffed it right?

 

[Gary Glitter]

um...no not really....

 

[PemLam]

um...no not really....

Another opportunity squandered.

 

[Gary Glitter]

was i supposed to dispose of it properly sir?

 

[PemLam]

was i supposed to dispose of it properly sir?

Plastic bag or garbage disposal...either way would be appropriate for the little demons from hell.

 

[Gary Glitter]

oh...i am very sorry sir...i shall do it correctly next time

 

[PemLam]

oh...i am very sorry sir...i shall do it correctly next time

Your training goes well youngling.

 

[Gary Glitter]

Thank you my master.