Star Trek: The Hype Generation

[Mee]

Starfleet Captain, Immortalfire, stepped into the shuttle that had come to take him from the Starbase to his new command....


Immortalfire: Captain's log, stardate 58467373303-043-494384322742873293429374265234.1, I'm on my way to take command of the U.S. Olympus. My first starship command. It's a fine ship. I can only hope the crew can do her justice.



Minutes later the shuttle was landing in the shuttle bay (makes sense, right?) of the Olympus. The crew had gathered there to meet the new captain.

Ensign Mee: Is it a lady captain?

Ensign GhostRider87: I met this servant girl on Risa once. I still have alot of things I'd like to tell her.

Mee: How many times do I have to hear this story? Somebody shoot me...

GhostRider87: Fine! But one day I'll see her again and prove you wrong.


Immortalfire stepped out of the shuttle....


Fire: Greetings ladies gentlemen and alien...things! I'm Captain Immortalfire. I'd just like to take this time to...

Commander Erzengel: Alright everyone! Back to your stations! Let's get underway.

Fire: Uh, Commander Erz is it?

Erz: Yes sir. I'm a Betazoid. (mind reader, for those non-Trek watchers)

Fire: I wasn't quite finished...

Erz: That's what she said! Ho ho!

Fire: Excuse me?

Erz: Sorry sir. It's just that most of the crew was already falling asleep. I'll see you on the Bridge.


Everyone left and the captain stood speechless...

Fire: Well. It's a fine...ship.


And with that he set off for the Bridge. He approched the Turbo Lift and noticed a crewman talking to what seemed to be the wall...


Mee: Come on Muscles. You can make it.

Fire: Ensign? What's going on?

Mee: Oh. Captain, meet Leutinant Musclesforsupes...


Mee pointed into an open Jeffreys Tube.(small tunnel like things engineers have to go into sometimes to make repairs) Muscles being a very large man, was stuck inside.

Fire: Just beam him out. Is there something wrong with the Transporter?

Mee: Well no sir, but he doesn't know that.

Fire: Ensign, I want him out of there.


Fire stepped into the Turbo Lift and went up to the Bridge.

Mee: Hang on Muscles, I'll get some butter!

---

Erz: Welcome to the Bridge Captain.

Fire: Thank you.

Lt. Colossal Spoons: Yo Sirs, we gettin a distress call! From da U.S.S. Antiedam. What should we be doin bout it?

Fire: Introductions will have to wait. Set course and engage!



TO BE CONTINUED.....

 

[Erzengel]

I better be using my betazoid powers to get some alien womens.

 

[Immortalfire]

Oh, heck yes!

 

[Erzengel]

Fire's not the boss of me.

 

[Fran]

Does farmerfran have an appearance?

 

[Immortalfire]

Fire's not the boss of me.

Insubordination!

 

[Mee]

Does farmerfran have an appearance?

Probably. Somewhere.

If I have time I should get the next chapter up later today. And maybe some character sketches too.

 

[Erzengel]

Could you make it less of a sausage fest?

 

[Mee]

Definately. It wouldn't be Star Trek without some alien chicks.

 

[Mee]

Part #2!



Immortalfire: Captain's Log: I realized there was plenty of time for introductions as we were on our way to the Antiedam. So I've gotten to know my Senior Staff. First Officer Erzengel, Tactical/Security Chief Colossal Spoons, Lt. DBella at Conn, Helmsman Lt. StorminNorman, Ship's Counselor tzarinna, Cheif Engineer farmerfran, and Chief Medical Officer kypade. Interesting creature that one. His species has no gender.

DBella: Captain we're coming out of warp, there's the Antiedam.


The Antiedam was adrift in space. But no signs of wreckage or a battle.


Fire: Life signs?

Bella: None sir.

Erz: Bella, I sense you are troubled. When we're off duty I could come to your quarters and comfort you-

Fire: Let's focus people. A whole ship's crew is gone.

Erz: So we should make the most of what time we have in this universe-

Fire: Yes, and you can do that by taking an away team over there and investigating.

Erz: Aye sir. Ok I'll take-

Fire: Lt. Bella stays.

Erz: Like I was gonna pick her, pfft. Have Fran meet us in the Transporter room and I'll take Spoons, and you two meaningless background people.


Mee and CConn who were sitting at consoles in the back of the Bridge playing Final Fantasy 300 hopped up and left with the others.


---

The away team was beamed directly to the Bridge of the Antiedam. The Bridge crew were all there, dead. Torn and mangled.


Spoons: Oh snap! Dat ain't right man.

Erz: Check the computer. Look for sensor records, logs, porn, anything to help us know what happened.

fran: How would porn help?

Erz: I'm in charge! Don't question me.

Mee: They don't work. The whole system seems fried.

Erz: Alright then. Fran, take CConn and check Engineering.

CConn: It is a bad idea to split up.

Spoons: Don't worry man, ain't no life signs.

CConn: Things are not always what they seem.

Erz: Conn is right, I sense a...presence.

Mee: Sorry, I had beans at lunch.

Erz: Firstly, ew. Secondly, I mean like a living thing.

CConn: A deadly living thing.

Spoons: Ain't you just a bright ray o' sunshine?

Erz: Enough witty banter! Fran and Conn get moving. The rest of us will check the Captain's "Ready Room."


---

Fran and CConn entered Engineering only to find more of the same...


fran: Nothing here works either.

CConn: I suggest we leave. Quickly.

fran: Hold on, I think I hear something over there.

---

Erz: Ah, here it is, the Ready Room.

Voice: Now you're DEAD!!

Erz: Wha?!!?!

Spoons: Chill out man. It's a hologram from dat lil' cube over dare.

Mee: It looks like a projection of the Captain, DOG LIPS.

DL's hologram: Sorry if I startled you. Ok not really. I hope you need to change your pants.

Mee & Spoons glance at Erz...

Erz: Still dry.

Mee & Spoons:

DL's hologram:...Anyhoo, you're probably wondering what killed us all. Not sure exactly but--

Erz's communicator beeped--

Erz: Crap it was just getting good. Who is this?

CConn: CConn sir, we have found some kind of...creature...

Erz: Is it hostile?

Loud roaring and growling and what sounded like fran screaming was heard over the transmission...

Mee: I think I'd have to go with, uh, yes?

Erz: Conn?

...

Erz: Conn can you read me?

Spoons: Did';t like dat dude anyway.

Erz: Erzengel to Olympus, lock on and beam us all out! Now!

Before they beamed away one last thing was heard over the transmission...




Creature: TEDDY!!!!




TO BE CONTINUED....

 

[Fran]

Great stuff, Mee.

 

[tzarinna]

Lovin it so far.

 

[Mee]

We aim to please.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I'm Asteroid-Man man! I control asteroids...in space!!!!!!!!! I fly! I can breathe without oxygen, I am super strong and can't die!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fran]

.,.

 

[Mee]

I'm Asteroid-Man man! I control asteroids...in space!!!!!!!!! I fly! I can breathe without oxygen, I am super strong and can't die!!!!!!!!!!

Uh, congrats on that.

I have all the characters for this story mapped out already. I think.


But I'm probably going to do a few of these, so maybe you'll get in there somewhere.

 

[Mee]

Some rough sketches of some of the crew...

And here's TEDDY and the Olympus...

Next chapter probably won't be till tomorrow.

 

[Immortalfire]

Excellent

So the Olympus is a Miranda class ship. Much like the Reliant from The Wrath of Khan...

 

[StorminNorman]

Awesome story and your sketch of me has an awesome mustache, you are truly a God among nerds.

 

[Immortalfire]

Whoa, look at fran!

Bella!

 

[Super Kal]

this is awesome... I would love to get into this one day if possible...

 

[Mee]

this is awesome... I would love to get into this one day if possible...

I'll throw your name in the hat.

You could show up sometime.

 

[Fran]

Bella looks normal, I'm a freaking frog!

 

[Mee]

You're an alien.

 

[Immortalfire]

I'm diggin my square jawed, manly look.