Star Trek: The Hype Generation

[Mee]

Part #5--



Ronny: So...where ya from?

TEDDY: TEDDY!!

Ronny: Huh. Didn't you say that was your name?

TEDDY: TEDDY!!

Ronny: Right...


Ronny had pushed all the furniture and equitment he could to block the doorway. But it was only slowing the creature...


Fire: Captain to Erzengel, you and Mee meet me at the Science Lab as fast as you can!

Erz: Me and you meet you?

Mee: He meant me.

Erz: Ya lost me.

Fire: Just get to the Science Lab!

Erz: Would've been easier to just say that.

Fire: Fire to Engineering...

fran: Fran here.

Fire: Get to the Transporter Room, see what you can do.


Fran turned to the wall...


fran: Sorry Muscles, you'll have to wait.

muscles: *sigh* Randor...

---


Norman: ...So then he says, "ok, you're ugly too!" Bwahahaha!

CConn: I fail to find the humor.

Norman: You would if we were actually drunk.


Just then, a panting crewman burst into the room...


Asteroid-Man: They found the creature! It's at the Science Lab!

Norman: Told you my plan would work.

CConn: How did it "work" ?

Norman: The creature was found. And as a bonus, we didn't do the finding, so we can keep doing the living.

CConn: Ah. I will drink to that.

---


Fire and Bella came around the corner and saw the destroyed equitment around the Lab doorway...


Bella: Oh no!


They went inside and found Ronny's now legless and lifeless body lying against the wall.


Fire: Too late...

DBella: So, where's the creature?

Fire: Fire to all teams, Ronny Shade is dead. The creature has left the Lab, still at large.

---

CConn: I supose we should be going now. Aid in the hunt.

Norman: *sigh*...Ok, fine.


---

Mee and Erz bumped into Spoons and Crewman Darthphere...

Erz: Ow! Gang violence.

Spoons: I'll let dat slide dis time.

Darthphere: You get the feeling I'm just an extra guy, like...expendable?

Erz: No one is expendable.

Mee: Well, maybe the Counselor.

Spoons: True dat.

Darth: So I'm gonna live?

Erz: Don't count on it.

Spoons: Well, we best be goin. Gonna check da Holodecks.

Mee: So, where are we goin?

Erz: Well, I think it is our duty to check the female officer's locker and shower room.

Mee: Well, someone has to do it.

TEDDY: TEDDY!!

Mee: Oh crap.



TO BE CONTINUED...

 

[Fran]

This fan fiction is so good, that no word known to man can describe it. I'll have to make a new word:

Scrumtrulescent.

 

[Halcohol]

<--- this is me on the edge of my seat

 

[Mee]

This fan fiction is so good, that no word known to man can describe it. I'll have to make a new word:

Scrumtrulescent.

You make that word up like once a week.


:heart:

 

[Immortalfire]

Trek-rific!

 

[tzarinna]

Man this is moving fast.
Love the sketches and ya got some giggles out of me.
I'm expendable?

 

[StorminNorman]

Mee's has so captured everything that makes me, me(e).

Its so beautiful.

 

[Mee]

Part #6--


Erz: Fran what's the staus of those transporters?

fran:The whole room is torn to shreds. It would take days to repair.

Darthphere: Tell my family I love them!

Erz: Quiet! No one's gonna die!

Darth: You don't really believe that do you?

Erz: Nope, sorry.

Spoons: Shut up! I'm tryin to figure where the thing is...

Mee: Well, he can only be that way *points left* or that way. *points right*

Spoons: You sayin we split up?

Mee: Yeah, I think us three go this way, and Darthphere can go that way.

Darth: Hey-

TEDDY: TEDDY!!

Erz: Wait, that's coming from above us. It's in the Jeffrey's Tubes!

Darth: What do we do?

Erz: Erzengel to Bridge, who's been left in charge up there?

Mr Sparkle: Well howdy, that'd be Mr Sparkle, sir!

Erz: I need you to pinpoint my location, and set up forcefields in the Jeffrey's Tube, in a 30 yard radius. Now!

Mee: Sounded like you knew what you were doin there.

Erz: I have my moments.

Sparkle: I'll have it done 'fore you can say "yeeehaaaw! gator for dinner!"

Erz:

Sparkle: Alright there Commander, it's done right good.

Mee: Ok, so we trapped it. Now what?

Erz: I dunno, that's as far as my plan's gotten so far.

---

Norman and CConn wandered the corridors...


Norman: You get the feeling we're missing some fun somewhere?

CConn: I..."get the feeling" we do not share the same idea of "fun."

Norman: What do you do for fun?

CConn: I like to lay in a warm bath, and stick heated needles into my eyes. It's very relaxing.

Norman: ....Not a sports fan then?

CConn: Not really.

---


Erz: Erzengel to Captain, we've trapped TEDDY in the Jeffrey's Tubes. What should we do now?

Mee: Does he dress you too?

Fire: Good work. I'd say our only option is to flood the area with gas, to kill or at least stun it.


Erz: Catch all that Sparkle?

Sparkle: Course I did sir. I'll "Get 'R done!"

Spoons: Captain left him in charge?


The sound of gas spraying into the Tubes could be heard faintly...


TEDDY: TEDDY!!


TEDDY began to bang and scratch the floor, the roof above the 4 officers, he was breaking through....

Spoons: Oh shizzle!!

Erz: We need to get away, it may not work on him, but if we're here when the gas comes out of that hole he's gonna bust, we're goners!

Mee: Or at least Darthphere.

Erz: Right. Let's go!

---

Meanwhile in the Transporter Room....


fran: Soo...wanna play chess?

kakarot: DO I?!?!




TO BE CONTINUED....

 

[tzarinna]

Damn son,another fine job.

 

[Mee]

Haha, you sound surprised.

 

[TEDDY]

TEDDY!!

 

[Mee]

Yes?

 

[TEDDY]

Resistance is Futile...


TEDDY!!

 

[Fran]

My name is farmerfran, and I still support this fan fiction story.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

LMAO , why do I talk like Taiwarrior?

 

[Mee]

Cause you're the stereotype redneck crewmember.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

LOL...I've must've missed that TNG episode.

 

[Mee]

Part #7--



Erz had decided to split back in to teams, he and Mee ran one way while Spoons and Darth ran the other. TEDDY had broken through...

TEDDY: TEDDY!!

Erz took a quick glance behind him, TEDDY had chosen them to chase.

Erz: Uh-oh. He's gaining pretty fast.

Mee: Got a plan?

Erz: Pfft, always. Here's what we do, when we turn this corner, we throw our phasers back the other way to distract him, then he's ours!

They turned the corner...

Erz: Ok, do it!

The phasers clattered to the floor and TEDDY went to them curiously sniffing...

Erz: NOW! SHOOT EM! Oh wait....

Mee: Did I miss the part where this was a good plan?

Erz: Hey, you went along with it!

TEDDY: TEDDY!!


Mee and Erz once again took off running.

Mee: Now what?

Erz: I'm thinking!

Mee: That's reassuring.

---

CConn: Did you hear something?

Norman: Sounded like a couple of nancy-boys whining at each other.


Erz and Mee came around the corner.


Norman: Commander!

Erz: TEDDY is behind us! Ready your weapons!

Norman: Knew we should've stayed in Ten-Forward.


TEDDY jumped in front of them growling and drooling. Norman and CConn fired! TEDDY didn't seem hurt at all.

TEDDY: TEDDY!!

Mee: Well that's just not fair.


TEDDY leaped into them, tackling all of them to the ground and lashing his claws everywhere.

Norman fired again, this time into TEDDY's eye, the creature stood and roared in pain.

CConn: Better to die now than to wait like an old woman.

CConn jumped on TEDDY...

CConn: Run!

And run they did. But they all looked back and saw CConn being ripped into pieces and TEDDY sitting down to eat the torn off limbs.

Erz: He gave his life to save us.

Norman: Yep. Should've stayed in Ten-Forward.

---

fran: Check. Your move.




TO BE CONTINUED....

 

[Fran]

 

[tzarinna]

Damn Teddy's unstoppable........just like in real life

 

[Immortalfire]

More, more!

 

[Mee]

Part #8--


All the teams regrouped in Sick-Bay, to formulate a strategy and patch up the wounded.

Mee: Jeez woman! It felt like a giant alien bear thing ripping my flesh, OK!?!

tzar: Were you abused as a child?

Immortalfire: Let's keep our heads people, we need to figure out a way to stop this thing.

Darth: Can't we just put a forcefield directly around it?

Spoons: Nah man, cuz da sensors can't read da thing.

Erz: And our phasers don't seem to bother it too much.

fran: What if, we made a girl alien bear thingy in the Holodeck, and lured the thing in there to live happily ever after?

Spoons: Cuz then we don't get to kill the suckah!

Immortalfire: Actually, that might just work. We could keep it in there until we get to a Starbase to do something with it. Immortalfire to Mr. Sparkle, set course for the nearest Starbase. Warp 7!

Sparkle: 7 come after 6 don't it?

Fire: ...Yes, yes it does.

Sparkle: Alrighty then here we go. Hold on to yer britches!


Erz grabbed DBella...


Bella: He said britches. As in pants.

Erz: Oh. Sorry.

---


They piled pounds and pounds of raw meat outside the Holodeck, hoping to lure TEDDY to the trap. The rest of the crew was forcefield locked into key areas like Engineering, Sick-bay, and the Bridge, for protection.


Norman: So, Captain, why can't we have real ale?

Fire: As if you people aren't inept enough...

Norman: Sir?

Fire: I mean, it's Starfleet policy.

Mee: So, what did we make the girl thing look like? I mean how do we know what his females are like? Or maybe he's a gay alien bear thingy?

fran: Don't worry, she looks good. Real good....

Mee: Creepy.

Fire: As long as we get him in there, it doesn't matter. We're not here to play match-maker.

Norman: If we were, then could we have real booze?

Fire: Everyone but you.

Norman: That hurts deep Captain, real deep.

muscles: Muscles to captain! Come in!

Fire: Go ahead.

muscles: TEDDY is here! He must've gotten in before we raised the forcefields! He's here in Engineering!

Fire: Blast!

muscles: Yeah, it's like dropping your Oreo in the milk. All soggy and nasty.

Fire: We're on our way!



TO BE CONTINUED....

 

[Mr Sparkle]

"britches, as in pants"

 

[Mee]

I'm thining maybe I'll just spin the bottle to see who dies next. Haha!

 

[Fran]

Awesome stuff, my friend.