Star Trek: The HYPE Generation--Episode II

[Mee]

No attacking clones though, sorry to disappoint.

Episode I

And now... the semi-epic tale continues!



Part 1--


Immortalfire: Captain's Log: Stardate 867.5309. We've been assigned to investigate an attack on a Federation outpost near the Klingon border. It would seem either one of their ships has gone rouge, or... *dramatic pause*... the Klingons are looking for war.

--

DBella: Coming into visual range Captain.

Fire: On screen.


On the viewscreen they saw the outpost, surrounded by it's own debris.


Fire: Life signs?

Bella: A few. Faint.


---

An hour later, Erzengel and his away team of Spoons, Mee, Norman, and tzarinna were beaming onto the outpost...


Mee: Y'know, outpost sounds alot like out-house.

Norman & Spoons: *snicker*

Erz: Enough, there are dead and dying people here, this is serious business.

tzar: Indeed.

Erz: Haha! Oh man, I just got it. *snicker*

tzar:

Erz: Yes..well, I'm sensing someone nearby. Sad..and frightened.

Mee: I say we come up behind him and yell "boo!"

Erz: That would be completely and utterly the wrong thing to do.

Spoons: Cuz tzar is here?

Erz: Exactly.

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Norman: Helloooo...? Anybody out there?

Voice: Wha- oh! Help has c-come! Yes, I'm in h-here!


The away team entered the room to find a Lt. Commander laying in a bed, only his severely burned face sticking out of the blankets.


Voice: I'm Lt. Commander M-Matt. I was third in command here.

Spoons: Prolly first now son, ain't much left livin.

tzar: We should be comforting him!

Spoons: Hey dat's your job counselor.

Erz: So... Klingons did this?

Matt: Y-yes sir. Came out of nowhere. Decloaked a-and started firing.

Erz: Why'd they leave? Why didn't they destroy the outpost?

Matt: Don't know. Maybe you sh-should ask them.

Erz: Let's round up the other survivors and get back to the ship.

Matt: Could you guys s-step out for a minute while I get dressed?

Spoons: You mean we been talkin to a nekkid man dis whole time!?

Matt: I k-kid you not.

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Fire: Keep us at yellow alert, I have a feeling this could be a trap.


Flexo: You know how we could tell? If someone were to say..."things couldn't possibly get any worse!" ...And nothing happened.

...

Fire:

...

Fire: Don't do that again.

Flexo: Right.




To Be Continued....

 

[Fran]

Matt: Could you guys s-step out for a minute while I get dressed?

Spoons: You mean we been talkin to a nekkid man dis whole time!?

Matt: I k-kid you not.

Now I have a Diet Mountain Dew stain on my shirt. Thanks.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Beautiful!

 

[Flexo]

This reminds me of a little diddy called Star Trek Rhapsody.

Kirk: I am the captain of the Starship Enterprise.
Spock: Captain Kirk: This is Spock. Please step on the transporter.
Scotty: Dilithium crystals! Hit by Klingon missiles! No!
McCoy: I’m a doctor!
Kirk: Not an actor!
McCoy: Not a milkman!
Kirk: What does that mean?
McCoy: And I’m sorry -- He’s dead, Jim.
Chekov: Photon torpedo . . . !
Kirk: Lieutenant Uhura, Open hailing frequencies
Uhura: Yes, Captain Kirk, Opening hailing frequencies, sir
Kirk: Let’s boldly go where no one’s gone before!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha . . .
Beam me up, Mr. Scott;
Sulu, go to warp!
Sulu: Warp three, sir.
Kirk: No! That will be way too slow!
Sulu: Warp four, sir?
Kirk: That still is way too slow!
Sulu: Warp five, sir.
Kirk: It still is too damn slow!
Sulu: Warp six.
Kirk: It’s too damn slow!
Sulu: Warp seven?
Kirk: It’s still damn slow!
Chorus: It’s too damn slow . . . !
Kirk: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Mr. Chekov, Mr. Chekov --
Chekov: I am firing torpedo!
Spock: That will not work and would be illogical
To me, to me, to me . . . !

 

[Mee]

 

[Immortalfire]

Oh yes

 

[Super Kal]

awesome

 

[tzarinna]

Wonderful.
I'm such a killjoy.

 

[Mee]

It's a tough role for you to play, I know.

 

[Noir]

Nice read

 

[Super Kal]

too bad we can't make this into a small comic...


or can we?

 

[Mee]

Heh, the first episode was actually based on a comic I sketched out for fun a while back. (ended up being pretty loosely based, I changed alot) But with this one I'm just flying by the seat of my pants. t:

 

[Noir]

I hope the Klingons will be TOS style Klingons

 

[Immortalfire]

Start teh next chapter! [/Erzengel]

 

[Mee]

Aye Captain!

 

[Mee]

Part 2---

The senior staff met in the Conference Room to further question Matt on the attack...


Fire: You were attacked by Klingons?

Matt: Aye. One Bird of Prey.

Fire: And they just warped away.

Matt: Yes. And sensors were down at that point, so I couldn't tell you where to.

Fire: Ah.

...

fran: Well I finally got the toilets in the Officer's bathroom working again.

Erz: Thank God!

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Fire: Captain's log: We've begun a search for the Klingon ship. Since they're cloaked it's like looking for a needle in a hay-stack. Or an invisble ship in deep space....heh. Not too far from the outpost is a Federation colony, we should be arriving there about the time I finish filling out this log.

DBella: We're coming into orbit Captain.

Fire: Hail the president.

President: Yes? This is President GAH.

Fire: Greetings, uh how can I put this, any sign of Klingons?

GAH: Are you hitting on me?

Fire: ...What?

GAH: Would you?

Bella: I took the liberty of scanning the planet sir, no sign of an attack or Klingons.

GAH: Why don't you beam down and we'll talk about that.

Fire: Sorry sir, our Transporters are down at the moment.

GAH: Like I haven't heard that one before.

Fire: Let's resume our search, warp 7!

Bella: What course?

Fire: Away!

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Meanwhile, Klingon captain Master Bruce sits brooding on the Bridge of his Bird of Prey...

Master Bruce: Captain's log: Stardate who gives a Warg. I sit in my Captain's Chair, I am awaiting another vision. NOIR sits at the Helm, he is eager for blood. Abaddon is at Tactical, there's blood in his stool. BRUTAL is staring at me, he has been in space too long I think. There are more of my crewman here, but I have not bothered to name them yet. I await a vision.


NOIR: He does know we can hear him, yes?

Abaddon: I don't really have blood in my stool.

...

Abaddon: Maybe a little.


---


To Be Continued....

 

[Fran]

Not bad, my friend.

 

[Super Kal]

 

[Noir]

Blood Wine for all

 

[tzarinna]

Too funny.
I love; GAH:Would you? t:

 

[Abaddon]

HIISSS!! The nature of my feces is private.

 

[Mee]

Part 3--


At the bar in Ten Forward...


fran: You got nothin to do either eh?

kakarot: Nope. Nothing to transport.

fran: Yeah, nothing is broken. Muscles isn't even stuck somewhere.

kakarot & fran: *sigh *

Hal: Excuse me while I throw up.

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Master Bruce: I've just had a vision!

BRUTAL: Finally.

Master Bruce: Kayless* commands us to attack the Federation colony! (*basically, the Klingon God) Set course and engage!

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Back on the Olympus, Mee and Iceman/Psylocke were on pointless Bridge background person duty...


Mee: I have a strange feeling something bad is about to happen.

I/P: Like what?

Mee: How should I know, it's just a feeling.

I/P: Ah, feelings.

Mee: Yeah, I've got a feeling. I feeling deep inside.

I/P: Like...gas?

Mee: Nevermind.

---

Norman entered Ten Forward...


Norman: Got real booze yet?

Hal: Nope.


Norman left Ten Forward...

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Bella: Sir, we're getting a distress call from President GAH!

Fire: Patch it through.


GAH: Klingons came *static* nowhere and *static* definately not hitting on me *static* come quickly! *static*

Fire: Take us back there, maximum warp!


Mee: See, it was that kind of feeling.

I/P: Ah.


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To Be Continued...

 

[Immortalfire]

Kahless wasn't a god, he founded the Klingon empire and is considered to be "the greatest warrior of them all". Some old tales seem to elevate him to god-like status perhaps, but he was just a regular Klingon for the most part.


That bit with President GAH was rather frightening.

 

[Mee]

Kahless wasn't a god, he founded the Klingon empire and is considered to be "the greatest warrior of them all". Some old tales seem to elevate him to god-like status perhaps, but he was just a regular Klingon for the most part.

Well yeah, but I was trying to think of a simple way to describe him for non-Trek fans, and god is what I came up with. Was it Kahless who's in that legend where the Klingon couple grow too strong and kill the gods? I can't remember.

Anyway, what kind of captain are you getting scared of GAH? What happens when you meet the Borg? t:

 

[Immortalfire]

Maybe the Borg will assimilate GAH, and he can ask the Queen about her relationships.