Star wars is Evil?!? WTF?!

[Speedball]

That would be the ultimate sign that there is no God...if He allows you to get the s**t kicked out of you by a bunch of Star Wars nerds.

CRAZY GUY: LORD! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!!?

No, It would be Gods way of saying "Quit saying Star Wars is evil, ya *****e. It's like, my favorite movie of all time, and I KNOW all time."

 

[Apollo]

these pictures on the website contradict themselves... proves that that are complete idiots.

 

[Speedball]

I always thought the Force was another way of saying God.

 

[Super Kal]

this is the most hilariously ******ed thing I have ever seen

 

[Apollo]

I always thought the Force was another way of saying God.

yea light side is god, dark side is satin

they are just pissed they didnt come up with it themselves

 

[chaseter]

^Satin is a fabric.

 

[Darthphere]

^Satin is a fabric.

An evil fabric.

 

[Super Kal]

lmao

 

[Apollo]

a fabric with attitude

 

[chaseter]

a fabric with attitude

Choose your words wisely young padawan, because you will get beat down with a Bible while he utters the phrase: "And God shalt smite thee who watcheth the Wars of Stars. Repent ye all who hath sinned with Jar Jar andeth been diddled by C3PO."

 

[Super Kal]

oh man, he makes Christians look like a bunch of freaks

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I'm not a catholic (or Christian for that matter) but I went to catholic school, and I read the Bible a couple times over, and last I checked the "demons" weren't literal terms. This guy is obviously a crappy Christian!

 

[Apollo]

is it just me or does the guy look like 1970's george lucas! maybe its his evil revengeful twin brother.

 

[chaseter]

Watch out for the demons with light sabers. It's also really funny because one of the more crazy churches in my town, don't allow any of their children to read Harry Potter and tell them that Santa is not real because he takes away from Jesus' glory. I am a Christian but I don't live my life like a freaking prude. Live a little, and for freaks sake...it's fiction. I can see why they would bash it had they denounced God or Jesus but come on...everything fiction must be evil because of its allegories between good and evil. And anything Kirk Cameron makes sucks..PERIOD.

 

[Apollo]

the church i used to go to had church trips to see each star wars prequel. the guy who works at the church loves star wars and lord of the rings. He says its very spiritually symbolic.

 

[Super Kal]

I'm actually gonna send these people an email

 

[Speedball]

the church i used to go to had church trips to see each star wars prequel. the guy who works at the church loves star wars and lord of the rings. He says its very spiritually symbolic.

I went to a Catholic school from 1st grade to Senior of high school, and that's what I was always taught. I even had one Religion teacher who used Star Wars as examples for stuff in class.

 

[chaseter]

I love how some crazies also protest against the Lion the Witch and The Wardrobe saying Aslan, the lion, is like Jesus being killed and coming back yet they don't ever do the research to find out that C.S. Lewis was a devout Christian latter in life and used his books to get across his message. IDIOTS.

 

[Super Kal]

some people are just too stupid I guess...

 

[blind_fury]

Every time I debate whether to help a rebel force defeat an intergalactic empire I ask myself, "what would Han Solo do?".

 

[KevanG]

Heh, I always figured most movies like Star Wars to be a general idea of a Religious allegory done for the masses (See the Jedi religion that's taking hold) .

 

[Super Kal]

i sent them an email, telling them how stupid the sound

 

[enterthemadness]

......I can't believe that guy just compared 'The Force' to 'Demons'. What....the Hell?

 

[Super Kal]

"I'm gonna quote something to you on your front page...

'Christians REJOICE! Jesus will lead us in a real star war - between the armies of Heaven and Satan. Believers will “beam” up to the Starship in the sky, and Captain Jesus shall lead a thousand year Federation of Planets before Judgment Day. We are destined to WIN!'

beam up to the starship in the sky?
Captain Jesus?
thousand year Federation of Planets?

It's obvious to me that the only thing you can do is rip off Star Trek since you obviously can't say Rapture, Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and The Millennium.

I mean come on... if this is a joke to get people interested into Star Trek more than Star Wars, then please, tell me now, because it's not funny.

I'm a devout born again Christian, but what you guys are doing is pretty embarrassing to the Christian faith.

Bottom Line: it is a movie... nothing more, nothing less. Don't treat it as more.

and the person who mentioned "The force is a tool of Satan" and "Jesus is The Force" is actually right... even Christians can't take you seriously. The Force may not be real, but you're using it in a context that makes it sound real, and the people who see it become confused and find it funny.

In all honesty, I would suggest just dropping this entire thing, and just make "Jesus is the true way to Salvation" T shirts... that way, people would take you much more seriously.

and what the HELL are you talking about with this Seventh Sequel crap!?
There are only 6 movies.

I'm not a star wars fan, and even I know that..."





I can't wait to see what they say

 

[chaseter]

I am starting to think this might be an elaborate joke to raise press for something...maybe a movie. These people can't be serious.