Stephen Colbert has balls

[sinewave]

I am amazed that people as smart as Sinewave, ShadowBoxing and Darthphere have turned to personal attacks (very immature and poor ones at that) to win a political debate.

you're completely wrong. i'm not smart at all.

 

[sinewave]

do you drive a porsche or porsches? if so, how do you afford them? also, how did you loose your penis? was it in an accident or were you born without one?

 

[Admiral_N8]

do you drive a porsche or porsches? if so, how do you afford them? also, how did you loose your penis? was it in an accident or were you born without one?

Ummm because of my dad I can have them.

And the penis part

Huh?

 

[JLBats]

do you drive a porsche or porsches? if so, how do you afford them? also, how did you loose your penis? was it in an accident or were you born without one?

You owe me a new pair of jockeys.

 

[sinewave]

Ummm because of my dad I can have them.

And the penis part

Huh?

so your dad buys you porches? nice. what else do you mooch off him? if you didn't get the penis part then there's no hope for you. your sense of humor must not have developed yet.

 

[sinewave]

You owe me a new pair of jockeys.

freeball it. it's what jeebus would have wanted.

 

[Admiral_N8]

so you dad buys you porches? nice. what else do you mooch off him? if you didn't get the penis part then there's no hope for you. your sense of humor must not have developed yet.

Why do you keep saying it in the plural? I wish, but I think that would be pushing it.


And the penis thing, is that going off the "oh he has a nice car he must have a small penis" thing.

I remember getting that the first day I drove up during high school from all the poor kids. It was cute.

 

[JLBats]

Why is there so much bitterness and cheap, empty snark on the Hype? I'm breaking out the Rainbow of Love...

So I can beat you over the head to death with it, you know, for irony's sake.

 

[Calvin]

Superficial stuff???

Did you watch Colberts thing? Thats was hugely harsh on Bush, and Bush had to tolerate it.

Did you watch it??

Did you? Bush clearly wasn't taking it in good humor, he looked pissed off immensely. What would "not tolerating it" be for you? Having him shot on sight? You keep saying he's tolerating it just because it goes on, but seriously, what, in your opinion would be "not tolerating it"? Going by your logic he'd have to break the law and have him murdered, which is just a dumbass notion to begin with. Bush's administration has NOT been open to criticism or questioning. Look up some freaking statistics on that.

 

[Darren Daring]

Holy crap, you look like a pimply Hannibal Lector.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

What if God made a set of balls SO huge- even he couldn't scratch them?

 

[Admiral_N8]

Did you? Bush clearly wasn't taking it in good humor, he looked pissed off immensely. What would "not tolerating it" be for you? Having him shot on sight? You keep saying he's tolerating it just because it goes on, but seriously, what, in your opinion would be "not tolerating it"? Going by your logic he'd have to break the law and have him murdered, which is just a dumbass notion to begin with. Bush's administration has NOT been open to criticism or questioning. Look up some freaking statistics on that.

Not tolerating it would be NOT putting up with it.

He has tolerated [look it up if youre confused] so much criticism and questioning, more than any other president.....Since its coming from most of the the country and the entire world.

 

[Darren Daring]

How valiant. Only a Few men have even sucked enough to warrent that much criticism, but he's the first to tolerate it.

 

[Matt]

So Admiral, you mooch of your father, much like the poor people you constantly ***** about mooch off society?

Also, why do you have man-breasts?

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Thats you Admiral? I have long hair too.

 

[Admiral_N8]

Holy crap, you look like a pimply Hannibal Lector.

Who?

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Maybe he works out.

 

[Admiral_N8]

So Admiral, you mooch of your father, much like the poor people you constantly ***** about mooch off society?

Also, why do you have man-breasts?

I work for my father, and I "mooched" off my parents about the same most people "mooch" off their parents.


Man-breasts?? huh

 

[Calvin]

Not tolerating it would be NOT putting up with it.

He has tolerated [look it up if youre confused] so much criticism and questioning, more than any other president.....Since its coming from most of the the country and the entire world.

You realize how ridiculous your argument is in this context don't you? You're saying he tolerates more questioning than any other president, simply because there ARE more questions being thrown at him, even though he answers fewer questions than any other president, and disregards more criticism (even from within his own administration) than any other president? The reason there are more questions isn't because of any good quality on his part you jackass, it's because he's a crappy president and everyone is f**king worried about the country. Christ.

 

[Admiral_N8]

Maybe he works out.

Exactly, they are called muscles...something Matt probly doesnt know about.

 

[Matt]

You have manbreasts in the picture with the red ****. They are pertruding far too much to be pecs...you have very defined man-breasts.

 

[Admiral_N8]

You realize how ridiculous your argument is in this context don't you? You're saying he tolerates more questioning than any other president, simply because there ARE more questions being thrown at him, even though he answers fewer questions than any other president, and disregards more criticism (even from within his own administration) than any other president? The reason there are more questions isn't because of any good quality on his part you jackass, it's because he's a crappy president and everyone is f**king worried about the country. Christ.

I have to tolerate lots of criticism on here...Bush has to tolerate the most questioning and criticism coming his was than any other president.

And Calm down Calvin, no need to call me a "jackass" or get all emotional. calm down.

 

[Matt]

Exactly, they are called muscles...something Matt probly doesnt know about.

Matt is a former semi-pro boxer. Matt knows lots about working out. Either you are one of those guys who wears really tight t-shirts (unlikey as your shirt is baggy around your arms), or you have manbreasts. Why else would your chest be defined while your arms are very skinny? Do you only do chest exercises?

 

[Darren Daring]

Who?

Who posted their pictures in this thread?

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Exactly, they are called muscles...something Matt probly doesnt know about.

Good on ya, dude.

I've been working out the last few months and I hope to get in good shape too.