Stephen Hawking says Move to Space or We're Screwed!

[Abaddon]

bah. "space" travel. "SPACE" colonization.

why are you all always taking the LONG cuts?

Look what the cat dragged in.

 

[THWIP*]

http://www.comcast.net/news/science/index.jsp?cat=SCIENCE&fn=/2006/06/13/412172.html&cvqh=itn_space



I call first dibs on Mars!

WELL, I GUESS STEPHEN IS SCREWED THEN.........I DOUBT THEY'LL BOTHER MAKING A SPACE SHUTTLE "WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE".

 

[D.Rex]

I'd rather stay here and fight zombies than deal with no gravity crap.

And secks the zombies.

Well at least the moon is better than being sent to Venus. I here it's like 900 degrees over there because of the carbon dioxide atmosphere and it rains sulfuric acid. It would pretty much suck to live there.

 

[Ronny Shade]

yes it would suck very much to live on venus.


and it wont be zombies. It will be mutant Kronosaurs.

one secks with one of those and you'll be dead.

 

[jaguarr]

bah. "space" travel. "SPACE" colonization.

why are you all always taking the LONG cuts?

It's....Santa, everyone! It's Santa!

jag

 

[PLAS]

bah. "space" travel. "SPACE" colonization.

why are you all always taking the LONG cuts?

Buckaroo Banzai!!!!

 

[THWIP*]

Well at least the moon is better than being sent to Venus. I here it's like 900 degrees over there because of the carbon dioxide atmosphere and it rains sulfuric acid. It would pretty much suck to live there.

I'D BE FINE, AS LONG AS I DIDN'T END UP ON URANUS; THAT WOULD REALLY STINK.

 

[Duende Verde]

bah. "space" travel. "SPACE" colonization.

why are you all always taking the LONG cuts?

welcome back

 

[maxwell's demon]

Buckaroo Banzai!!!!

correct,john mexicanbootee.

 

[D.Rex]

I'D BE FINE, AS LONG AS I DIDN'T END UP ON URANUS; THAT WOULD REALLY STINK.

The funny thing about that is in reality Uranus (or maybe it's Neptune) has an atmosphere that is made up of by a large percentage of methane gas. So yes it would really stink to live on a planet that's atmosphere smells like ass.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I hate to do this but....


Stephen I am so glad you came up with a rational solution like moving to another star system, I'll get right on that

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I hate to do this but....


Stephen I am so glad you came up with a rational solution like moving to another star system, I'll get right on that

That wasn't his solution. He said we should shoot for the moon, then mars and made the correct observation that if we want and alternate planet that's as "nice" as Earth, we won't find it in this system.
You should've hated to do that a little bit harder.

 

[Equint77]

**** Stephen Hawking... **** his wheelchair and **** his electronic voice.... that muther****er should go make an album with the chemical brothers instead of telling us where to live.

 

[THWIP*]

The funny thing about that is in reality Uranus (or maybe it's Neptune) has an atmosphere that is made up of by a large percentage of methane gas. So yes it would really stink to live on a planet that's atmosphere smells like ass.

THANKS FOR POINTING OUT THE IRONY/TRUTH IN MY POST, AND THUS RUINING MY LITTLE JOKE.

 

[Erzengel]

**** Stephen Hawking... **** his wheelchair and **** his electronic voice.... that muther****er should go make an album with the chemical brothers instead of telling us where to live.

If you are looking for trouble you have found it.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

**** Stephen Hawking... **** his wheelchair and **** his electronic voice.... that muther****er should go make an album with the chemical brothers instead of telling us where to live.

I used to make his voice say all sorts of warped stuff and we'd turn it up loud and have it says threatening stuff to our neighbors hoping to freak them out...till it got boring.

 

[Abaddon]

 

[Equint77]

I used to make his voice say all sorts of warped stuff and we'd turn it up loud and have it says threatening stuff to our neighbors hoping to freak them out...till it got boring.

I wanna go to the black market and find one of those throat voice things for people who have no larynx due to throat cancer.

I wanna see how it sounds when a normal person uses it.

 

[Ronny Shade]

you mean you're going to drill a hole in your throat?

 

[Equint77]

you mean you're going to drill a hole in your throat?

hell no... I just wanna see how it works.... and if it does.. freak people out when I order food at the drive through.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I thought that's how they worked

 

[ReTrO JuNkIe 42]

bah. "space" travel. "SPACE" colonization.

why are you all always taking the LONG cuts?

why is robocop dressed like pee wee herman ?

 

[Immortalfire]

Lotta bull.

 

[Tsunulia]

WELL, I GUESS STEPHEN IS SCREWED THEN.........I DOUBT THEY'LL BOTHER MAKING A SPACE SHUTTLE "WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE".

They better strap his chair down during blast off, don't want him rolling everywhere

 

[Emrys]

WELL, I GUESS STEPHEN IS SCREWED THEN.........I DOUBT THEY'LL BOTHER MAKING A SPACE SHUTTLE "WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE".

Look at it from the other side, who is more likely to suvive, the non disabled average joe or the disabled person who is called one of the greatest minds of our time? I'd say those who can contribute most to the human race will be the frst to be evacuated