Street-Legal!

[Phoney Bone]

Pretty hyped. I got my licence this morning. It feels to great to drive by yourself. It's one of my first steps to adulthood.

 

[CConn]

And just think of all of the new adult experiences it opens up. Like blowing a cop so you get out of a ticket.

 

[zer00]

So you can offer your up for sex legally now in exchange for cash?

 

[CConn]

Just say you fell over with your mouth open.

 

[.M.D.]

Again and again and again.

 

[heypapajinx]

Pretty hyped. I got my licence this morning. It feels to great to drive by yourself. It's one of my first steps to adulthood.

yesss.... now you get to fool around with girls in the back seat and you don't have to worry about the akwardness of your mother in the front seat bothering you!

 

[Halcohol]

yesss.... now you get to fool around with girls in the back seat and you don't have to worry about the akwardness of your mother in the front seat bothering you!

I swear, sometimes I didn't even know she was there but for the glow of her cigarette.

 

[heypapajinx]

I swear, sometimes I didn't even know she was there but for the glow of her cigarette.

for some reason that was a turn on and sickening at the same time.

as long as she doesn't get the cherry too close to her hair.
mom Aquanet hairspray fire is a real mood killer.

 

[zer00]

Jesus

even I'm a little shocked by that one

 

[jaguarr]

for some reason that was a turn on and sickening at the same time.

as long as she doesn't get the cherry too close to her hair.
mom Aquanet hairspray fire is a real mood killer.

I disagree!

jag

 

[heypapajinx]

I disagree!

jag

you would.
i bet when Michael Jacksons hair caught on fire that was like pure porn to you.