Study discovers it will take two days to digest a Lego if you eat one

[terry78]

https://www.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/jpc.14309


Merry Christmas.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Uh...well thanks whoever funded this. In case times get hard I know Legos will digest.

 

[Teelie]

And what about people who don't give a ****?

 

[Holiday]

I heard scientist discovered that if you consume a Megablok it will take you three days to die.

 

[psylockolussus]

Lego is not even edible.

 

[Hannah Panana]

I wonder if, in its way out, it would hurt as much as stepping on it barefoot.

 

[Breogan]

“In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.”

Now Fett ponders if it's really better to be made out of Legos.

 

[Iceman]

Can they still be used afterwards?

 

[Holiday]

When I was a child, I accidentally swallowed a Lego. It was the comb over hairpiece that was standard then.

I did not bother to see when it passed lol.

 

[Lily Adler]

Lego is not even edible.

You're doing it wrong. #HypeLegoChallenge.

 

[Hannah Panana]

When I was a child, I accidentally swallowed a Lego. It was the comb over hairpiece that was standard then.

I did not bother to see when it passed lol.

Well, it kinda looks like a little poop so it would be normal not to see it leaving... Your insides.

 

[terry78]

Isn't that the hairstyle of Emmit from the Lego movie?

 

[Lily Adler]

Isn't that the hairstyle of Emmit from the Lego movie?

Pretty close.

 

[Hannah Panana]

If it gets stucked, you know what to do...

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I'll imagine they forced convinced people (in the friendliest manner they can) to swallow LEGO pieces for this study.

 

[Hannah Panana]

I'll imagine they forced convinced people (in the friendliest manner they can) to swallow LEGO pieces for this study.

Well, some people were all-in for the Tide Pod challenge and all they had to do was buying the delicius pods, so... I would go with the "convinced" option.

 

[CJ]

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