Oreo Cookies Are as Addictive as Cocaine

[Piper Maru]

I'm in the Oreo business.

 

[Lantern Venom]

I had no idea Manhunter loved Oreos.

Oh yeah, that was his double-stuffed demon. If there is a JLA movie with him in it, there MUST be a scene where he sits on a throne of Oreos.

I want one of these researches to take cocaine and the other to eat an oreo and measure the withdrawal in 12 hours.

LOL....but what if the first researcher doesn't survive?

 

[Sawyer]

I'm in the Oreo business.

You couldn't handle it. The second I let your girlfriend die of a cookie dough overdose after she blackmails me and threatens to expose our Oreo-cooking operation, you'll be crying like a little *****.

 

[Piper Maru]

You couldn't handle it. The second I let your girlfriend die of a cookie dough overdose after she blackmails me and threatens to expose our Oreo-cooking operation, you'll be crying like a little *****.

Would you just, for once, stop working me? Just stop working me for like ten seconds straight. Just drop the whole concerned hypster act and tell me the truth.

 

[Sawyer]

 

[Piper Maru]

 

[Nathan]

There's a new Oreo King in town *****es.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I snort the cream in the middle first, mang. How do you snort your's?

You want a piece of my Oreos?! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

 

[Sawyer]

Seems timely.

 

[Piper Maru]

Double Stuff is where it's at.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

My reaction upon seeing this thread among all the other threads.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

They have the new Resse Peanut Butter Oreos at my store! Need to try them!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

They have the new Resse Peanut Butter Oreos at my store! Need to try them!

Have fun getting high, kid.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I'm probably gonna turn into Martian Manhunter. Pretty soon I'll be calling them Chocos.

 

[Black Narcissus]

This explains Joss Whedon.

Nevahmind.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Wait, does that mean I can still drop cocaine and feel indifferent about it on my lonesome?
DJ, you bring some of the weirdest researches when it comes to sweets, and I will say I don't trust them, as an official sweet tooth I have absolutely no trust to the "candy is addictive/similar to smoke in effects/or any other weird thing no one I know ever felt"

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

They got peanut butter Oreo's at work.