Oreo Cookies Are as Addictive as Cocaine

[Harls]

I love Oreos, but I'm pretty sure I am not addicted to them. I mean it's been 3,047 hours and 13 minutes since my last one, guys. Staying strong this time, I can feel it!

Oh wait is that a Halloween limited edition oreo? .....

 

[Breogan]

Poor Martian never knew what hit him...

Now he's J'onezing!

 

[Immortalfire]

I can quit Oreos any time I want.


*crunch crunch crunch....*

 

[Nathan]

Poor Martian never knew what hit him...

Now he's J'onezing!

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

I can believe it, goddamn are they amazing.

 

[Victarion]

Just tell yourself you're on the dirty bulking.

 

[MrMaooz]

I don't give a crap if these things are like a million calories a box.

So good.

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

Damn thread makes me want to get Oreos. It's almost like that stupid thing people say, "You're now aware that you're breathing." So then you get all self conscious about breathing. "You're now aware that you really want some Oreos." DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT!!!

 

[Victarion]

I don't give a crap if these things are like a million calories a box.

So good.

You'll rot your teeth and ruin your appetite.

 

[Bim]

Really? wow, i always thought that if there's anything that was really addictive like a drug it would be tostitos sauce.

 

[MrMaooz]

I eat Tostitos sauce by itself sometimes lol.

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

Ew.

 

[Senator Pleasury]

Yes, but Oreos don't make me that friendly to people I don't know.

 

[Ant-manic]

instead of wasting all of this money trying to cure cancer, they should be focusing on making all of these addictive sweets low calorie.

 

[Harls]

I wonder if Oreos are as addictive as cocaine, or if cocaine is as addictive as Oreos....

 

[Nathan]

Only one way to find out.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Only one way to find out.

Cocaineos


I don't like Oreos. But I LOOOOVE the strawberry Oreos they sell in Europe and parts of Asia. Thank god I don't get those here, not even in specialty import stores, otherwise I'd weigh 300 pounds.

 

[Breogan]

More J'onzzing...

Also explains....

 

[Pink Ranger]

Also explains....

The last Oreo on Earth ... surrounded by a ring of fire.

That's an entire 4-issue story arc right there.

 

[Warhammer]

@ all the Martian Manhunter stuff

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

I had no idea Manhunter loved Oreos.

 

[Immortalfire]

I went to Dairy Queen this evening, got a Peanut Butter-Oreo blizzard.

Oh joy.

 

[Teelie]

I wish we still had a Dairy Queen around here. It's been years since I visited one.

 

[chaseter]

I want one of these researches to take cocaine and the other to eat an oreo and measure the withdrawal in 12 hours.

 

[Nathan]

I had no idea Manhunter loved Oreos.

Let's just say you don't want to stand between him and his Oreos.